That most infamous of all dates has come around again. (Seems to happen every year 'round about this time.)
May the 2nd!
Just a few words of advice to you all:
If you should happen to be a high school track and field star, DO NOT obsess over the uneveness of your shoelaces at the start of an important race! You could cost your team a championship, give up running and end up scarred for life!
If you should happen to be the personal assistant of a crooked TV game show host, DO NOT give him an opportunity to tamper with your car's brakes! You could go crashing through a guard rail and down a steep hill to your death! And, there's no guarantee you'll be able to leave an incriminating message on anyone's telephone answering machine!
And finally, if you should happen to be the beautiful wife of a millionaire Las Vegas casino owner who's having an affair with a showgirl, DO NOT get into an elevator alone with him while wearing a very long scarf! You could end up strangled to death and miss the big fundraising benefit!
Here's hoping that we all live to see many more Seconds of May.
Chad
"I'm gonna hide myself away-ay,
But I'll come back again someday;
And when I do, you'd better hide all the girls,
'Cause I'm gonna break their hearts all 'round the world;
Yes, I'm gonna break 'em in two,
And show you what your lovin' man can do!
Until then . . . I'll cry instead." -- John Lennon & Paul McCartney ["I'll Cry Instead"/The Beatles]