Heyyyy, waitaminit....!
In the thread for
"Ideas for Monk Episodes",
my own post on the subject reads as follows:
"To begin, the disclaimers: We are all well aware that the Monk writing staff have proven themselves repeatedly capable of producing quality stories without the need of unsolicited advice and suggestions, and such public contemplations on our part are not indicative of a lack of trust in their abilities to continue to do so in the future. It is understood that the resident writing staff located in New Jersey already have a wall full of 3x5 cards of viable story ideas for which they should be well paid for creating and maintaining. Furthermore, any and all such mental exercises by us posters to the Message Boards are just that and not intended to be the basis of potential claims of intellectual property ownership which would contest the copyrights held by the producers and owners of the Monk franchise. It to be accepted as a given that at the forefront of our minds when posting these suggestions that Monk book and episode author Lee Goldberg's [http://leegoldberg.typepad.com] rules on the viability of fanfic (in sum: it isn't, don't do it) precludes us from spending any time on such speculation that would interfere with time spent on efforts toward actually getting paid for writing. It should also be stated that the very notion that our ruminations would lay the foundations for an actual broadcast episode is admittedly arrogant and yet charmingly forgivable.
"Understood? Then we shall begin.
"Now, a lot of the simultaneous joy and frustration that accompanies the need to write (I apologize that I don't know what that specific word could be, but I'll be the Germans have one and that it's capitalized) is rising to a challenge, or, more bluntly and realistically, succumbing to a dare. (Let's not even address the issues of a paycheck being coupled with a deadline at this juncture.) As with acrobatics, escapology, and other stunts, the amazement of the crowd hinges upon the ability to get oneself out of a seemingly impossible and potentially damaging situation not just unscathed but artfully done. To impress the reader of the mystery or thriller, the storyline must suggest that not only is the character in dire straits, but that the author has written themselves into a corner, and risks the permanent contempt of their readership and the subsequent loss of his or her actual real-world livelihood. So what could such an apparently insurmountable risk be?
"Twelve words:
"STOTTLEMEYER: 'Adrian Monk, you are under arrest for the murder of Trudy Monk.'
"The Ultimate Taboo!! Sacrilege! Apopleptic vein bulges from the fans! Effigies are constructed of the writing staff! Rakes and torches are held aloft from an angry mob outside the producer's house! The air shall be pierced by the shrieks of 'HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?! HE COULDN'T HAVE!! ADRIAN WOULD NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE DONE THAT!! HOW COULDYOU?!!'
"But, and this is about what producers, directors, actors and advertisers are all on the same page: wouldn't you be compelled to watch the episode?
"You couldn't not watch it.
"You wouldn't just wonder, it would nag at you: Howcould the writers possibly explain the set-up of those twelve words delivered in the episode's trailer? This is just a tease, right? Some horrible, horrible, twisted joke upon the viewers to get them to tune in? Monk would never have done that. Wait, Monk couldn't have done that. No way. Aha! Dale the Whale arranged for a hypnotherapist to instill false memories in Adrian! That has to be it! Because Adrian has a massive case file on Trudy's murder and he just wouldn't destroy or ignore any evidence that's right in front of him the way he can block out a fact like that he's been repeatedly to two old ladies' house to investigate a lead or that Dr. Kroger's going on vacatio....ohh. I don't like the way my thoughts are going. Hold me. Comfort me. Watching the episode will make things better, I know it. I must watch it, just to prove I knew I was being suckered all along. Right? Because that concept is just far too vicious. Why, that situation would even be uglier than the alternate story nugget:
"ADRAIN MONK: 'Leland Stottlemeyer, you are under arrest for the murder of Trudy Monk.'
"And the Monk fanbase would glower and think How could you?
"Exactly.
"How could you?"
...No, I'm not claiming property on this story nugget. Staff writers and producers get the rights to All Things Monk. I'm just alerting you to the fact that there is a thread on "Ideas fo Monk Episodes" already, and you may wish to both peruse and bump it.