The sad thing is that I've done/do most of this stuff.

You know you're a Psych fan when...
-You're afraid to let your best friend go into a bank alone because Cameron Frye might be holding it up.
-YOU'RE afraid of going into a bank because Cameron Frye might be holding it up.
-You rejoice in the fact that you know someone named Shawn.
-You've tried "close talking".
-You actually know what "close talking" is.
-You check the inspection tags on vans to see if they're expired.
-You try to read guilt off of the faces of TV interviewers, interviewees...basically, everyone.
-You started calling in anonymous tips to the police.
-You re-watch She's All That just to see Dulé.
-You've actually been to Dulé's high school and took a picture saying "Dulé Wuz Here". (That's actually true lmfao. I live right down the street from it.

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-You wish you had a clear eraser board with the blueprints to the Death Star on it. In permanent marker.
-You refer to Shawn's motorcycle as the "MotorPsych". (Another true one lol)
-You can't draw Captain Planet because he reminds you too much of Lassie. (My friend actually said that to me one day

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-You call Lassiter "Lassie" and Juliet "Jules".
-You and your best friend write your own story and include yourselves in it and call it "Psychward Bound: The Incredible Journey". (The saddest part is that this is true

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-You thought the book "Delicious Flavor: The Story of Pineapple" by Artemis Hoon was real and you Googled it, hoping to find a copy.
-Someone says "Have you ever seen a very attractive man solve a crime before?", you immediately reply, "Yes. Fridays at ten. On the USA Network."