QUOTE (Windy14 @ Jan 19 2007, 11:56 AM)

I figured out what happened. Randy has been sleeping for the last 25 years. He's been in hibernation and that would explain all of his hair and the jacket he wore last night and why he has never heard that song before. I'm sure he's heard it, it's just that his hair was covering his ear hole.
When the camera goes over to him, doesn't it seem like he just woke up from a nap? He's like, "grhggdaj, what? oh, Meg, well, i've never heard that song before, because I've been in hibernation, I'm actually 162 years of age" It always takes him a few seconds to get his bearings and then he comes up with something to say. I keep waiting for him to just yell in a Will Ferrell like voice, "Please stop singing, I'm so tired!"
Also, try to picture Randy Owen checking the message boards in between naps. That big scragly guy in front of a lap-top, "Well, I wonder how I'm coming off in the show." And of course, he's still wearing that jacket. He has pants and a robe made out of the same material. A coffee cup that's just wrapped in the extra fabric from his coat, pants and robe.
As long as I picture, for the rest of the show, that every time the camera goes to Randy Owen, that he just woke up from a nap, I will be forever entertained. Go ahead, try it, I gaurantee you'll love the show more.
If I had a coffee cup and it was "upholstered" in the same fabric that my robe and pj's were made out of...OMG, I don't think I could be a happier girl! Especially if they were all velvet...Elvis would be so proud! I don't know though, Windy...Randy seems more like a "long john, thermal underwear" kinda guy. Whatever...it's an amusing thought!