For Traylor:
How to Crochet a Baby Blanket!

For Stot:
How to Make Your Own Sock Monkey!

For Monk:
An OCD's Guide to Making Soap!


Anybody else?

Leland: Advanced Yo-yo Technique, and 1000 things to do with a video camera, besides making movies.

Adrian: Whistling so that it sounds like a clarinet; the mouthpiece of which has been licked by someone else.

For Adrian: How To Put The 'Feng' In 'Shui'."

For Trudy Monk: "How To Shine, Any Place, Any Time."

For Sharona: "How To Weave Your Way Out Of Sticky Situations."

For Benji: "How To Polish Rocks."

For Natalie: "How to Man-Handle Scissors."

For Julie: "How To Maintain An Aquarium."

For Stottlemeyer: "How To Maintain A Coffeefall."

For Disher: "How To Build Your Own Globe That Represents The Earth."

For Dr. Kroger: "How To Re-re-arrange Your Office Pillows, Again."

For Ambrose: "How To Decorate Your Home With Stacks Of Newspapers."

For Harold: "How To Re-arrange Waiting Room Magazines."

For Dolly Flint: "How To 'Fix' The Future."

For Dale The Whale: "How To Be Your Own Buffet Table."

For The Six-Fingered Murderer: "How To Design Your Own Gloves."

Adrian: Fanciful table settings for dividing food on individual plates even when eating alone.

Leland: Fez making: a quilters guide to colorful Fez's

Disher: Globe making which represents the world

Julie: How to make a baby quilt in 10 easy lessons

Nard,

I think your signature is from Heraclitus, is it not? Consider Solomon: "All the rivers run into the sea, and the sea is not full, but the waters return again from whence they came." Thus, one might step into the same river twice.

I once got an "A" on a philosophy paper for that insight.

Well. Well. Well. Look who's throwing out names with sexual innuendo now! Heck, that one wasn't even subtle! I'll leave you to drown in the sea of your own making, while I step into my river, again!

A river is a river, and the sea is the sea.
A river is the sea, and a sea is the river...
..always inter-connected...

Okay, I take it back. You just have a dirty mind. AIMTITNPW...

Besides, I don't see anything sexual about the name Solomon...

Rollin' with the flow, here...

"AIMTITNPW" is a test, isn't it? Well, nice try, but I'm not going to fall for it!

Og, you didn't see the 'Her-a-clitus' or 'Solo-mon', I guess you must be losing your punning ways - And I Mean That In The Nicest Possible Way.

Actually, about the "river" thing, I believe Mr. H., in fact, said the exact opposite! But, hey, I'm not the expert here!

Ah. I could have that backwards... Presocratic Philosophy was long long ago, like 82 or 83 ...

Kees, I got the Heraclitus joke, but I was pretending not to, for comic effect. Guess it didn't work... Though Solo-mon did get past me...

Actually, much longer ago than that. More like any time before circa 470 B.C. And you received an "A" for this? How?

Speak for yourself, pal. I wasn't even in high school till 425 BC.

Scrambled, why do you ask?

LOL! OK. Let's move on, shall we? No more egging each other on, OK?

Now that sounds eggsactly what a stewed pupil of soccertease would say!

Now, don't serve a Plato that stuff. I Kant even cook -- Hume I to stew eggs?

A Plato of green eggs and ham, Dr. Suess says, "Eat them, if you can!"

I guess the yolk's on me when we go to eggstremes.

But in a box, with a fox?

Maybe in box seats, with a foxy lady like Natalie...

Bubba there, I hope you have a strong lap 'cause Nat would have to sit on it so Nard and Og could sit on either side of her!

I'd let her sit on my lap. You know, just to save Bubba the effort...

You say that so nicely - I see your plan, a way to get the fair Natalie to sit on your lap so you can wrap your arms around her and give her a big Og squeeze - but watch out, Nard's nostrils are getting a full head of steam going........ohoh, here comes, *gulp*. her arch enemy, Sharona! Bubba, make room on your lap, Sharona's back in town. Must be for the new book signing.....

Huh? Sorry, I didn't hear anything after the word "squeeze."

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