okay we have one of these on the svu bored just thought you guys might enjoy one as well!
1.The major case squade dose not lose! (except to Nicole Wallace )
2.Eames doesn't wait to be rescued she rescues her self!(blind spot)
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3. Eames might be pretty but, she can kick you butt.
3. Eames might be pretty but, she can kick you butt.
4. sniffing unkown substances isn't weird.
5. AFFECT.
5. AFFECT.
I learned that a tilt of the head can be oh so powerful and sexy!!
Gorenfan330 will look into VDO's eyes anytime!
Gorenfan330 will look into VDO's eyes anytime!
7. Join the Army...Travel the world...Learn to speak a dozen foriegn languages.
The smallest hint of a clue will usually nail the case.
It takes a lot of practice to talk to a schizophrenic.
Exploit every weakness.
It takes 2 (sometimes men) to tango.
It takes a lot of practice to talk to a schizophrenic.
Exploit every weakness.
It takes 2 (sometimes men) to tango.
Size 13 is the best shoe size!!!!!!!!!!!
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Size 13 is the best shoe size!!!!!!!!!!!
oh la la!
13. Always lock the door when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night in a sleezy hotel.
14. Beware of large detectives pretending to talk in Brooklyn accents.
15. If you are going to commit a murder in your house, clean your drains with hospital grade cleaners.
16. Don't mess with Eames. If she doesn't get you, you'll have to deal with Goren.
14. Beware of large detectives pretending to talk in Brooklyn accents.
15. If you are going to commit a murder in your house, clean your drains with hospital grade cleaners.
16. Don't mess with Eames. If she doesn't get you, you'll have to deal with Goren.
When being interroagated by the police, make sure you look directly in their eyes and not flinch a muscle.
It's ok to lie if it catches the criminal
Eggplant parmagiana is adult food
It's ok to lie if it catches the criminal
Eggplant parmagiana is adult food
20. Notebooks are good for more then just writing your notes down. You can throw them or even use them to push people who mess with you partner against walls.
^ want to help me out with that episode? i don't remember that one! Well not its name i sorta remember the seen!
21.The A team is best!(even Ross admits it!)
22.Always carry a cloth with you so when Goren makes you put your hands on the glass you can wash them off after!
21.The A team is best!(even Ross admits it!)
22.Always carry a cloth with you so when Goren makes you put your hands on the glass you can wash them off after!
Which eppy are you talking about, Oliviafan? If you mean the one where Goren pushes that guy against the wall, well, that's from Gone (season 4)
23. Paranoid schizophrenics make excellent witnesses.
23. Paranoid schizophrenics make excellent witnesses.
If someone isn't responding to you, straddle a chair and get right in their face!
The most dangerous criminal, is a fearless one.
Even the word "purfunctory" sounds sexy if said by VDO! (from the ep Grow. I just always liked the way he spit that out)
The most dangerous criminal, is a fearless one.
Even the word "purfunctory" sounds sexy if said by VDO! (from the ep Grow. I just always liked the way he spit that out)
If someone's got a problem with not being in charge, then make them sit in a certain chair. (It gets on their nerves) Oh, and make them switch chairs once in a while too.
Acting like a harmless, stupid detective makes people trust you, which helps get a confession out of them.
It's o.k. to play with toys if your making a point. In fact, they can be very helpful. Espessialy if they priceless antique "toys". (i love that eppy)
Acting like a harmless, stupid detective makes people trust you, which helps get a confession out of them.
It's o.k. to play with toys if your making a point. In fact, they can be very helpful. Espessialy if they priceless antique "toys". (i love that eppy)
Gorenfan330, you come up with THE best Goren examples. I LOVE that head tilt, his voice, and when he straddles his chair and talks to the perp. Oh.......(faint)
Hi Bubba here, Goren and Eames are a great duo.
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Gorenfan330, you come up with THE best Goren examples. I LOVE that head tilt, his voice, and when he straddles his chair and talks to the perp. Oh.......(faint)
You're not gonna faint again, are you??
Well, for some reason, I've felt sort of light-headed lately. I'm sick, so maybe that's it.
Sorry to hear that. Feel better soon.
When you need a little break during the day, lean back in your chair, close your eyes and pretend you're thinking!
When you walk in a room, go directly to the pictures on the wall and evaluate the person's entire life by what you see.
When you walk in a room, go directly to the pictures on the wall and evaluate the person's entire life by what you see.
Hi Bubba here, ...
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Well, for some reason, I've felt sort of light-headed lately. I'm sick, so maybe that's it.
Pay attention if somone mentions something twice; there may be a hidden meaning to what they say.
When searching for clues, always look for patterns.
You're library card is your most important tool.
Call your mom everyday and visit her at least once a week.
You're library card is your most important tool.
Call your mom everyday and visit her at least once a week.
Thanks alot Bubba!!!!! It's my cousins, they always make me sick. What is it with little kids?
Hi Bubba here, you're very welcome. I'm a little sick too. I have the coughs.
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Hi Bubba here, you're very welcome. I'm a little sick too. I have the coughs.
Sorry your sick.
I hope you get better soon too. Coughs are nasty this time of year. Hopefully yours will go away.
You feel better too, Bubba!
I hope you and Yankeefan aren't contageous! I'll have to wear a mask while I'm typing!
I hope you and Yankeefan aren't contageous! I'll have to wear a mask while I'm typing!
Act innecent to keep people off their guard. (Even if your NYC's most brilliant detective!)
fake a pregnancy problem to get some good information
Eames despises drunks
goren likes to squash bugs
Eames despises drunks
goren likes to squash bugs
when making threatening phone calls or planing a heist or aa hit always use an untraceable prepaid cell phone
What number are we on?
oh well this is mine
If a cop gets hit and you killed a cop before your first on the suspect list.
oh well this is mine
If a cop gets hit and you killed a cop before your first on the suspect list.
Hi Bubba here, after your's I believe we are on #43.
43. VDO & Kathryn Erbe play their roles great.
43. VDO & Kathryn Erbe play their roles great.
^second that!
44.People never really forgive you if your hiding 15 million form them! (did any else see that episode it had some great lines!)
44.People never really forgive you if your hiding 15 million form them! (did any else see that episode it had some great lines!)
Sorry, I forgot to number mine.
45 - When pressing the eyeballs of a dead man, remove your shoes so as not to compromise the crime scene.
45 - When pressing the eyeballs of a dead man, remove your shoes so as not to compromise the crime scene.
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^second that!
44.People never really forgive you if your hiding 15 million form them! (did any else see that episode it had some great lines!)
Probability. It was one of my favorites.
Don't touch bodys or body parts that belong to the medical examiner, or else! Espessialy if she doesn't seem to like you.
46. when in doubt, arrest someone for littering
47 - The Smithsonian Magazine is read by only 6 people and fits onto the treadmill.
48 - Woman don't put their purses on the bathroom floor.
48 - Woman don't put their purses on the bathroom floor.
lol those last 2 post were hilarious!
49.Eames can plant evidence too!
i loved that episode where the guy who has the fake gun he is suicidal and to prove it to his girlfriend they plant drugs that could kill him and at the end Carver says to Goren "i watched you real closely detective but i didn't see you plant the drugs"
and then Eames says "maybe because you watched the wrong detective"
49.Eames can plant evidence too!
i loved that episode where the guy who has the fake gun he is suicidal and to prove it to his girlfriend they plant drugs that could kill him and at the end Carver says to Goren "i watched you real closely detective but i didn't see you plant the drugs"
and then Eames says "maybe because you watched the wrong detective"
Pay attention to the way a person vacums, because you might be able to tie them to another crime scene.
51.Cops know how to hide evidence which ironically shows the detectives that a cop committed the crime.
Hi Bubba here, ...
52. Tough crimes called for tough detectives.
52. Tough crimes called for tough detectives.
53 - Goren likes to squish bugs!
54 - When requesting a change of partners, make sure it never comes back to haunt you.
55 - Outsiders are suckers.
55 - Outsiders are suckers.
56. swinging pipes about wildly is a good way to elicit a confession. (especially if your perp is a bigot.)
57 - If you want someone to pay for their crimes, don't go to the police to implicate them. Instead, kill yourself and place clues all over your dead body so the police can sort it out for themselves!
(VDO was ever so sexy wielding that pipe. Baseball never looked that good!)
(VDO was ever so sexy wielding that pipe. Baseball never looked that good!)
58 - Leaning on someone's head while climbing on church pews is an effective way of balancing oneself.
59. When taking a criminal's dream car away from him, it is really fun to rev the engine and say "oooo baby"! that makes him really mad.
60. It makes him even madder if you ask him if he wants to smell the leather on your hands in the interrogation room.
60. It makes him even madder if you ask him if he wants to smell the leather on your hands in the interrogation room.
59 - Chew your knuckles to increase your level of concentration.
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