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tngorenfan
60. Climbibg on tables, counters, or anything else nearby will enable you to get a better perspective of the crime scene.
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

61. C.I. has had a lot of intresting guest stars.
gorenfan330
62 - The nose knows!

(Oh, and what a cute nose it is!)
yankeesfan
Pretending to be a mailman can be lots of fun. You get to dress up in weird clothes and dance.

Pausing in between words of your sentence can sound very charming. And thoughtful.
tinaAt2
You can tell if someone is lying by the direction they tilt their head
gorenfan330
This is no. 66 counting the 3 posts above.

66 - Don't eat the peanuts at a bar. You never know who's greasy hands have been in them.
tinaAt2
Facial tics are easy ways to get people to feel sorry for you
gorenfan330
68 - If you are a lawyer and see Goren entering the interrogation room, grab your client and run as fast as you can!
gorenfan330
69 - Carver can indict a clock.

70 - Killing innocent people to open a children's clothing boutique may not be the best idea.


I guess I'm typing to no one here. It's been horribly dead for a couple of days now and I wonder if everyone's just given up because there is no new eps on.
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, I'm here.

71. The captain has a tough job.

72. Bad guys aren't always smart.
tngorenfan
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I guess I'm typing to no one here. It's been horribly dead for a couple of days now and I wonder if everyone's just given up because there is no new eps on.




No, I'm still here. Just too busy and distracted to think of anything worthwhile to say.

73. It's really scary if your partner decides to have ger sister's baby. You might have to have a new partner for awhile
yankeesfan
If your partner does have to leave, and you find out that your new partner is going to be Bishop, take vacation or do something until your old partner gets back! this is a serious warning, don't stick with Bishop!
HappyAccidents
No Kidding!! Where in the world did she even come from?!

What we've learned is Goren and Eames cannot be separated. They are two peas in a pod.
gorenfan330
76 - Never try to eat the godfather's figs!

77 - Spill your coffee and mess your papers so the perp thinks you're an idiot
yankeesfan
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77 - Spill your coffee and mess your papers so the perp thinks you're an idiot




I didn't get that scene the first time I watched it a long time ago. But I have to say, the doctor's face tells all! Isn't Goren sooo smart? And at court, when he purposely messes up his apearance!
gorenfan330
78 - If there's one thing that Goren hates more than a criminal, it's a law enforcement officer who's gone bad!

79 - If there needs to be a foot race to catch a criminal, let Eames do the running. I think Jerry Orbach could've outrun Goren!
yankeesfan
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I think Jerry Orbach could've outrun Goren!




I don't know about that. My head is filled with images of perps getting away because he was casing them! In fact, that happened just today. There were six cops waiting around for these two kids, but of couse, thet left the old guy to try to catch one of the kids all by himself. Well, the kid got away, and Jerry lost his breath.
gorenfan330
Next time you get a chance to watch Homo Homini Lupis, you let me know! I think Goren's legs are too long to move!
yankeesfan
Some people with long legs do find it hard to run. I guess Jerry's got his age and Vinny his size. I wonder, who would win a race between them?
tngorenfan
I don't know who would win the race, but I still love it when Goren get so excited about something that he runs--to the elevator, to his desk to answer the phone because he is waiting for the bad guy to call, out of the elevator because Eames has been kidnapped, etc.

What number are we on?

--If you are sick of arrogant people and your personal life, you can throw everything off your desk and storm out.
--If you are mad at a criminal, who has gotten the better of you, you can punch a wall.
--If there's anything Goren hates were than criminals and law enforcement personel gone bad, it is people who don't care of/hurt/abandon children.
tngorenfan
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46. when in doubt, arrest someone for littering




I still can't remember the number--

Or you can use the everfamous--parking too close to a hydrant curb to get info out of someone.
yankeesfan
Even the worst criminals (like Nicole Wallace) do the right thing sometimes.
gorenfan330
I think we're up to 85

85 - If someone is pointing a loaded rifle at his children, don't mention that he committed adultery

86 - Don't incriminate yourself in your own novels
yankeesfan
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86 - Don't incriminate yourself in your own novels




You would think that OJ. Simpson could learn sure from that one! But if you're like Pete Rose, you might like to incriminate yourself in your book as long as it makes you lots and lots of money.
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

87. You don't want to miss a mintue of Law and Order C.I.
gorenfan330
88 - Don't lay in a hole covered with a tarp to hide from the police.

89 - Don't try to grab a piece of paper from Goren's hands.
tngorenfan
90. Even good detective lie sometimes (but only to get the bad guy to confess, cave, feel really uncomfortable!)
gorenfan330
91 - To prove a point, slice your hand open and spill your blood.
Ashes
QUOTE (gorenfan330 @ Dec 12 2006, 06:47 PM) *
91 - To prove a point, slice your hand open and spill your blood.


haha. laugh.gif
gorenfan330
92 - Heads make very unwanted gifts

93 - Any ep that has Goren putting on his sunglasses makes my heart go BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
yankeesfan
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93 - Any ep that has Goren putting on his sunglasses makes my heart go BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!


Mine Too!!!!! wub.gif

I remember the first time I watched A Person of Interest, and during that scene outside when Goren was wearing his glasses I was to busy staring at him to notice what was going on or what was being said.
gorenfan330
Badge - Season 1

94 - Goren spends most of his money on clothes, hobbies and dates!

You just had to love the expression on his face when the female cop exposed him. Also loved when she called him "Babyface".
tngorenfan
QUOTE (gorenfan330 @ Dec 8 2006, 09:05 AM) *
69 - Carver can indict a clock.


Number next--unless the clock is Nicle WAllace!
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

95. Goren will make you think.
yankeesfan
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95. Goren will make you think.

96. And drool and stare too!!! wub.gif
gorenfan330
97 - Check the freezer before you get the rocky road ice cream!

98 - You never really know what's inside the urn.
tinaAt2
94. There is always a time to dance!
gorenfan330
100 - If you're trying to jump off a building, don't be distracted by a detective who wants to discuss the weather.

101 - Vampires like to do it in wooden coffins.

102 - God doesn't leave you messages on your cell phone.

103 - Be careful what you say in your apartment. You never know who's listening.
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

104. Cameras are everywhere. unsure.gif
OliviaFan
105. Threating a detective with a starters pistol so they will kill you only works if you don't drop it!

106. According to Eames some one repeating them selves over and over again is a kind if torture! (the war at home)

107. Eames is awesome at acting like a diner waitress! (if you have season 2 dvd you will get it!)
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

108. Being a New York City detective is a tough job.
JOSE1989
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QUOTE (tinaAt2 @ Dec 17 2006, 04:11 PM) *
94. There is always a time to dance!
OliviaFan
109. Corrections officers are scary people if you get on their wrong side! ohmy.gif (that episode was creepy when the corrections officers surrounded them!)

110. Most people have a conscience.
CIlover
110. guys will do anything for love... and money biggrin.gif

111. two people who love you (parents) can make a big difference and nobody should have to live with less.
OliviaFan
112.Eames has 3 ear piercings on her left (i think) ear!

Who knew?!
In i think it is blink or the on with the veterinarian who infects people we get a close up on her and Goren talking and when Eames turns her head you can see 3 earings. ( i noticed when i was watching after getting season 2 and 3 for Christmas!!!!!)
Fabi
QUOTE (bik @ Dec 3 2006, 10:57 PM) *
4. sniffing unkown substances isn't weird.
5. AFFECT.



(or tasting it!)
Enaka4SVU
113. Hang out at Starbucks where they always order Latte

114. Never pull out the wool of the Detectives' eyes

115. When in doubt, go back to your roots, and grab the right formula

116. No matter how a cop tricks you, never strikes the cop back

117. Read the legal documents first before you sign
Fabi
QUOTE (gorenfan330 @ Dec 13 2006, 07:14 AM) *
92 - Heads make very unwanted gifts



HUH?! Speak for yourself.
gorenfan330
QUOTE (Fabi @ Jan 27 2007, 09:42 PM) *
HUH?! Speak for yourself.


ROTFLMAO!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
sharksandwich
118. Most people who work in offices have bronze lion statuettes on their desk/bookshelves.
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