QUOTE (ciaddict @ Jul 21 2008, 03:16 PM)

I hope OG is OK. That's why there are so few men on this forum. The silly boys keep looking directly into Kathryn's eyes, and....well, we've lost a few because of it.
Update from the US research station in the Antarctic.......
We just received a morse code message from Oldgoalie.......we have triangulated the radio signal and narrowed his position down to the three following locations....
(1) In the middle of the Sahara Desert at the PICTURES OF KATHRYN TEST FACILITY......
(2) In room 1245 of the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.....what he is doing is unknown but we have picked another life sign in the room with him.......we have identified her......but are unable to divulge any name at this time.....
(3) Playnig goal for the Detroit Red Wings in an away game against the Nashville Predators....
We have discounted (1) and (3) for the following reasons.....
(1) The PICTURES OF KATHRYN TEST FACILITY was destroyed when the picture of her laying on a white rug, dressed in white pants (that look fabulous if I might say), wrapped in a white feather boa, and sporting a very naughty grin, was accidently released without the proper preparation and safety precautions......
(3) He stinks in goal.....and we mean he REALLY stinks......
The following is a translation of Oldgoalie's morse code message....
"SEND BEER.........SEND BEER..........HURRY.........SEND BEER!!!"