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(KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE reading the newspaper)

OLDGOALIE: Hon, can you give me the NHL hockey scores from last night?
KATHRYN: Of course.........5-3,4-2,6-1 and 1-0.
OLDGOALIE: Thanks, babe.

(KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE sitting on the couch)

OLDGOALIE: How is your wrist, KATHRYN, did the doctor say it is sprained?
KATHRYN: He said it is only bruised. My, but the health care system is slow.
OLDGOALIE: Why do you say that?
KATHRYN: The guy at the front of the line in the ER had a musket wound.
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Feb 21 2008, 03:38 PM) *
OLDGOALIE's done it again. It's been 8 (!!!!) days since OLDGOALIE posted on this thread that KATHRYN is HOT! There's no excuse for such an oversight and he must now pay a terrible price for his malfescience. The jury is just now deciding his punishment......let's check out the verdict.

"The accused, after committing this heinous crime of neglect, is sentenced to.......LISTENING TO 24 HOURS STRAIGHT OF "AIR SUPPLY'S GREATEST HITS!!!!!"

OLDGOALIE falls to the ground screaming "NO,NO,NO" and subsequently faints. His lawyer hollers that there will be an APPEAL.....to the SUPREME COURT if necessary...............RING..RING...RING......

OLDGOALIE, lying in his bed, opens his eyes and finds out it was just a horrible dream. He jumps up immediately, opens the window, and screams at the top of his lungs, "KATHRYN IS HOT...KATHRYN IS HOT". There are about 30 people on the street outside his house and they reply in unison.....

"WE KNOW!!!"

OLDGOALIE decrees never to go more than 2 days without saying.....

"KATHRYN IS HOT"

(THE PUNISHMENT WOULD BE TOO HORRIBLE!!!!)

(IT'S A CLOCKWORK ORANGE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!)



OLDGOALIE has done the unthinkable again....let this thread go unanswered for more than two days AND let it go to PAGE 2!!!!! So I have done the following........

I went to the USS RelationSHIP website and downloaded copies of their massive collection of all the albums, singles, and bootlegs of AIR SUPPLY and commenced to listen to them....little did I know the horror I was exposing myself to.........no man should have to suffer like this.....I will update the effects to my mind and body after this terrible punishment is done....IF I SURVIVE!!!!

(plus...KATHRYN is HOT!!!)
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Mar 31 2008, 08:42 PM) *
OLDGOALIE has done the unthinkable again....let this thread go unanswered for more than two days AND let it go to PAGE 2!!!!! So I have done the following........

I went to the USS RelationSHIP website and downloaded copies of their massive collection of all the albums, singles, and bootlegs of AIR SUPPLY and commenced to listen to them....little did I know the horror I was exposing myself to.........no man should have to suffer like this.....I will update the effects to my mind and body after this terrible punishment is done....IF I SURVIVE!!!!

(plus...KATHRYN is HOT!!!)


Bringing this back to page one for us guys. wink.gif
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Mar 31 2008, 09:42 PM) *
OLDGOALIE has done the unthinkable again....let this thread go unanswered for more than two days AND let it go to PAGE 2!!!!! So I have done the following........

I went to the USS RelationSHIP website and downloaded copies of their massive collection of all the albums, singles, and bootlegs of AIR SUPPLY and commenced to listen to them....little did I know the horror I was exposing myself to.........no man should have to suffer like this.....I will update the effects to my mind and body after this terrible punishment is done....IF I SURVIVE!!!!

(plus...KATHRYN is HOT!!!)



It is too terrible to describe at this time but I am told by the doctors that the effects will wear off as the YEARS go by. When I'm feeling ready I'll do a press release. Your prayers are much appreciated.
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 23 2007, 11:15 AM) *
SONGS I'D LIKE TO HAVE PLAYING WHEN DANCING WITH KATHRYN:

CHERISH by the ASSOCIATION
NEVER MY LOVE by the ASSOCIATION
EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES by BABYFACE
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN by PERCY SLEDGE
IN MY LIFE by the BEATLES
BACK AT ONE sung by MARK WILLS
WE'VE NEVER DANCED by NEIL YOUNG

plus many, many more.


Plus any song by BOYZ II MEN.
ktjeinuk
I guess she is fairly good looking..... I always like her hair. I can never get mine to do that.!?!


Cloggs

PS: also bumping as she is too cool for page two
Quisty
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 5 2008, 04:14 PM) *
SONGS I'D LIKE TO HAVE PLAYING WHEN DANCING WITH KATHRYN:

CHERISH by the ASSOCIATION
NEVER MY LOVE by the ASSOCIATION
EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES by BABYFACE
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN by PERCY SLEDGE
IN MY LIFE by the BEATLES
BACK AT ONE sung by MARK WILLS
WE'VE NEVER DANCED by NEIL YOUNG

plus many, many more.


Plus any song by BOYZ II MEN.



I forgot to mention this the first time I read it.
The Association is a good choice. I've been telling my boyfriend that "Never My Love" will be played at the wedding. IF there EVER is a wedding.
He plays it now for me on anniversaries! So, I bet Kathryn quite enjoys it. Because someone so hot would!
flashymom
Old Goalie -- I got you a present........

Thud warning.......

oldgoalie52
QUOTE (flashymom @ Apr 7 2008, 11:48 AM) *
Old Goalie -- I got you a present........

Thud warning.......



Thank you flashymom........she looks like a beautiful southern belle from the CIVIL WAR era tongue.gif ......like SCARLETT O'HARA......which is mighty coincidental since today I happen to feel like CLARK GABLE. cool.gif ............"and Scarlett you are one beautiful woman.....and you would make me the happiest man in the world if you would accompany me to the GRAND BALL this Saturday to raise money for the Confederate cause.....you will surely be the belle of the ball".......(that's enough OLDGOALIE.....you're starting to fantasize)...... blink.gif
flashymom
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 7 2008, 11:46 AM) *
Thank you flashymom........she looks like a beautiful southern belle from the CIVIL WAR era tongue.gif ......like SCARLETT O'HARA......which is mighty coincidental since today I happen to feel like CLARK GABLE. cool.gif ............"and Scarlett you are one beautiful woman.....and you would make me the happiest man in the world if you would accompany me to the GRAND BALL this Saturday to raise money for the Confederate cause.....you will surely be the belle of the ball".......(that's enough OLDGOALIE.....you're starting to fantasize)...... blink.gif



::flashymom does proper, very deep, Southern Belle curtsy:: Oh, yowah quat welcome, Ohld Gohalie. wink.gif
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oldgoalie52
REASONS WHY KATHRYN IS NOT HOT?


THERE ARE NONE!!!!! (ENGLISH)

DAS IST NEIN!!!!! (GERMAN)

ESTA DA NADA!!!!!! (SPANISH)

IL N'EST ABSOLUTEMENT PAS UNE RAISON!!!!! (FRENCH)

NO UGH!! NO UGH!! NO UGH!! (OLD CAVEMAN DIALECT WHICH IS RARELY SPOKEN)
oldgoalie52
BREAKING NEWS!!!

OLDGOALIE HAS JUST DISCOVERED AN EASY WAY TO AUTOMATICALLY FEEL BETTER IN ONLY 3 STEPS:

(1) LOOK TO LEFT AT OLDGOALIE'S AVATAR
(2) STARE AT PICTURE OF BEAUTIFUL KATHRYN FOR 10 SECONDS
(3) AUTOMATICALLY FEEL BETTER (IF YOU CAN CATCH YOUR BREATH)

SIMPLE, EH!! REPEAT AS DESIRED.
DaCarz
QUOTE (Bubba_Bridges @ Sep 15 2006, 04:03 AM) *


no, she is not hot
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

QUOTE (DaCarz @ Apr 9 2008, 01:42 PM) *
no, she is not hot


Tell me you just didn't say that. mellow.gif blink.gif

She's mine and oldgoalie52 queen. laugh.gif
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (DaCarz @ Apr 9 2008, 02:42 PM) *
no, she is not hot



The word "NOSHEISNOTHOT" is GERMAN for "beautiful woman". cool.gif She is also the hottest woman on TV today.
DaCarz
QUOTE (Bubba_Bridges @ Apr 9 2008, 02:45 PM) *
Hi Bubba here, ...



Tell me you just didn't say that. mellow.gif blink.gif

She's mine and oldgoalie52 queen. laugh.gif


i did, however, that was a joke... but youre the only one reacted... that means you do LOVE her. got you huh? tongue.gif
icecreamlover
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 9 2008, 01:35 PM) *
REASONS WHY KATHRYN IS NOT HOT?


THERE ARE NONE!!!!! (ENGLISH)

DAS IST NEIN!!!!! (GERMAN)

ESTA DA NADA!!!!!! (SPANISH)

IL N'EST ABSOLUTEMENT PAS UNE RAISON!!!!! (FRENCH)

NO UGH!! NO UGH!! NO UGH!! (OLD CAVEMAN DIALECT WHICH IS RARELY SPOKEN)


Hi OG:

If you agree let me translate this one more properly:

NO HAY NI UNA SOLA RAZON!!!!! or NINGUNA!!!!! or simply NO HAY!!!!!

Indeed Kathryn is quite HOT

icl
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (icecreamlover @ Apr 10 2008, 02:33 AM) *
Hi OG:

If you agree let me translate this one more properly:

NO HAY NI UNA SOLA RAZON!!!!! or NINGUNA!!!!! or simply NO HAY!!!!!

Indeed Kathryn is quite HOT

icl



Merci.....my Spanish is a little rusty.
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 10 2008, 05:19 AM) *
Merci.....my Spanish is a little rusty.


My German is also rusty........I translated the following GERMAN sentence...

"Mein Graifmuter hacht ein fotten mit oure gouda et KATHRYN eist hotten!"

as........"My Grandmother has a shoe full of cheese and KATHRYN is VERY HOT!"

I'm thinking I need a refresher course in that language!!
flashymom
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 10 2008, 10:50 AM) *
My German is also rusty........I translated the following line GERMAN sentence...

"Mein Graifmuter hacht ein fotten mit oure gouda et KATHRYN eist hotten!"

as........"My Grandmother has a shoe full of cheese and KATHRYN is VERY HOT!"

I'm thinking I need a refresher course in that language!!


LOL, OG! Maybe you should follow the Advanced Meditation course with German for Dummies? wink.gif
icecreamlover
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 10 2008, 04:19 AM) *
Merci.....my Spanish is a little rusty.



You're welcome.
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 10 2008, 11:50 AM) *
My German is also rusty........I translated the following GERMAN sentence...

"Mein Graifmuter hacht ein fotten mit oure gouda et KATHRYN eist hotten!"

as........"My Grandmother has a shoe full of cheese and KATHRYN is VERY HOT!"

I'm thinking I need a refresher course in that language!!


Actually my grandmother HAS a shoe full of cheese AND KATHRYN is VERY HOT!!!!
spookycc
QUOTE (Bubba_Bridges @ Apr 4 2008, 12:36 AM) *
Hi Bubba here, ...



Bringing this back to page one for us guys. wink.gif


There's not too many of you guys here, Bubba, so I'll help. tongue.gif
Enaka
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 10 2008, 09:36 PM) *
Actually my grandmother HAS a shoe full of cheese AND KATHRYN is VERY HOT!!!!


Wow, your grandmother and I have a thing on 'Cheese' rolleyes.gif
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (Enaka @ Apr 11 2008, 07:40 PM) *
Wow, your grandmother and I have a thing on 'Cheese' rolleyes.gif


The whole family loves cheese.......I especially like , if the brick is too big, is to "cut the cheese".
7GPtex0
QUOTE (Bubba_Bridges @ Sep 17 2006, 02:30 PM) *
Hi Bubba here, what is everyone favorite episode that she has appeared in?


You wanna know what I think of her? She is hot. And I love her in Pas De Deux and Blind Spot episodes
Lozzie
Do I think Kathryn is hot?

Well yes now you mention it, I do biggrin.gif
oldgoalie52







The nicest smile I've ever seen!!
Bubba_Bridges
Hi Bubba here, ...

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 17 2008, 04:15 AM) *





The nicest smile I've ever seen!!


No question about it. wink.gif I love Kat. wub.gif
oldgoalie52
As OLDGOALIE is not one to mince words and beat around the bush and repeat himself and say things twice and be redundant and over-exaggerate and describe under false pretenses and be superfluous and be adjective to excess he is simply going to say:


KATHRYN IS HOT!!!
KimberlyTaylor
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 11 2008, 07:47 PM) *
The whole family loves cheese.......I especially like , if the brick is too big, is to "cut the cheese".

hahhahaha!

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 17 2008, 05:15 AM) *







The nicest smile I've ever seen!!



Stir Of Echoes? She looked great in that...loved that movie!
Enaka
QUOTE (KimberlyT @ Apr 17 2008, 10:25 PM) *
Stir Of Echoes? She looked great in that...loved that movie!



Never saw it... Soon, perhaps
DavetheAmazing
QUOTE (Enaka @ Apr 18 2008, 12:34 AM) *
Never saw it... Soon, perhaps



All right, time for a movie screening in here! biggrin.gif Who's bringing the popcorn?

We'll need to restrain oldgoalie at a couple of points in the movie too, so be prepared... sad.gif


(By the way, were those pics taken from an interview or something? I've not seen them before)
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (DavetheAmazing @ Apr 18 2008, 11:05 AM) *
All right, time for a movie screening in here! biggrin.gif Who's bringing the popcorn?

We'll need to restrain oldgoalie at a couple of points in the movie too, so be prepared... sad.gif


(By the way, were those pics taken from an interview or something? I've not seen them before)


It's OK.....I have the movie in BLU-RAY HD and have only seen it maybe.........30 times. rolleyes.gif She is totally HOT all through the movie (AS IF she could look any other way) especially when she is in the backyard with her husband who are digging. She get mad at him and utters a few swear words. ohmy.gif ......(Oldgoalie applies cold towel to forehead) blink.gif ....it's OK...I'm sitting down.... blink.gif

The pics are from YOUTUBE under "KATHRYN ERBE MAGGIE LOOKS TEST". Again totally HOT. rolleyes.gif
Rebeka92
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 17 2008, 05:15 AM) *







The nicest smile I've ever seen!!





Omg...::thud:: she looks amazing there @.@...where's that picture of her in the cowgirl suit?
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (Rebeka92 @ Apr 19 2008, 03:09 PM) *
Omg...::thud:: she looks amazing there @.@...where's that picture of her in the cowgirl suit?


It's on the "All Time Favourite Pictures of KATHRYN" thread............it's 3rd Degree Burns HOT!!! blink.gif

COWBOY?.....she be the prettiest PIRATE I ever lays me eyes on!!!
Rebeka92
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 19 2008, 03:40 PM) *
It's on the "All Time Favourite Pictures of KATHRYN" thread............it's 3rd Degree Burns HOT!!! blink.gif

COWBOY?.....she be the prettiest PIRATE I ever lays me eyes on!!!


Oh I found it, thanks!





Are you sure she's a pirate? Those look like cowgirl boots to me.
oldgoalie52
QUOTE (Rebeka92 @ Apr 19 2008, 04:17 PM) *
Oh I found it, thanks!





Are you sure she's a pirate? Those look like cowgirl boots to me.


Sorry....I thought you meant the EXTREMELY HOT picture of KATHRYN squatted down with the high black laced boots, tight jeans.......WOW........black belt, red/black low-cut jacket......I'M STARTING TO SWEAT........open waist........MERCY!!!!........pigtails.........I'M GETTING WEAK AND DIZZY......squinting with a very naughty-looking expression on her face........STOP!.......on second thought.....DON'T STOP!!!.....and she is saying...(in a very low voice)...."Where is Oldgoalie?....I want Oldgoalie!!)"........THUD!!!THUD!!!!..(that is definitely a 2 THUD picture)....blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif ...............................now what were we talking about......I was temporarily distracted.....

(I hope you don't have any trouble finding the picture after reading my flimsy description....I'll try to put in more detail next time....)
Rebeka92
Ooooops! I put the wrong picture! I must have copied the wrong link (I have pictures turned off in my settings). I'll put the right one when I come on again later. (Btw I think that picture is worth 3 Thuddds! Especially after your detailed description)
ValleyOfTheShadow
QUOTE (7GPtex0 @ Apr 12 2008, 11:40 AM) *
You wanna know what I think of her? She is hot. And I love her in Pas De Deux and Blind Spot episodes

Pas De Deux is a JAG episode. laugh.gif

::day-dreams::
janpop4
QUOTE (Enaka @ Apr 18 2008, 12:34 AM) *
Never saw it... Soon, perhaps


I never saw 'Stir of Echos' either. I may have to check that one out. First VDO and now KE. Darnit. Just focused.
oldgoalie52
Less than 4 months gone in 2008 and already KATHRYN is 23.65% hotter than at this date in 2007. AND SHE DOES IT WITH NO EFFORT-IT'S JUST AMAZING!! OLDGOALIE and NBC NEWS are ALREADY proclaiming a new "KATHRYN IS HOT" record for 2008. (further updates will be forthcoming all year long)

BULLETIN!!!!

A copy of OLDGOALIES' avatar called "PICTURE OF KATHRYN SMILING" just sold at SOTHEBY'S AUCTION HOUSE in NYC for $57,000,000 (beating VAN GOGH's "BOWL OF FRUIT ON A TABLE" by $3,000,000)!!!
ciaddict
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 18 2008, 08:48 AM) *
It's OK.....I have the movie in BLU-RAY HD and have only seen it maybe.........30 times. rolleyes.gif She is totally HOT all through the movie (AS IF she could look any other way) especially when she is in the backyard with her husband who are digging. She get mad at him and utters a few swear words. ohmy.gif ......(Oldgoalie applies cold towel to forehead) blink.gif ....it's OK...I'm sitting down.... blink.gif

The pics are from YOUTUBE under "KATHRYN ERBE MAGGIE LOOKS TEST". Again totally HOT. rolleyes.gif


Seriously, OG? The scene in the backyard is the one that makes you thud? Not the one in the bedroom? Here, need another cold towel?
oldgoalie52
The bedroom scene is in my HALL OF FAME and thus has been rendered THUDLESS. This is accomplished by, when I view this scene, I lay flat on the floor and have a 50" PLASMA TV fastened to the ceiling......in essence I have conquered the laws of gravity. That doesn't mean I don't pass out everytime I watch this scene its' just that I don't have far to fall. Pretty smart, eh? I also have STIR of ECHOES on the following formats:

Book form
35 MM
70 MM IMAX
BETA
VHS
DVD
HD-DVD
BLU-RAY DVD
Experimental Japanese ULTRAVISION (which has 4320 lines of resolution or 16 times the resolution of regular HD)

I am also on a waiting list for a test group that is going to have the movie implanted into the TEMPORAL LOBE of the brain so, when you are sleeping, the movie plays over and over until you wake up.
ciaddict
QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Apr 22 2008, 03:13 PM) *
The bedroom scene is in my HALL OF FAME and thus has been rendered THUDLESS. This is accomplished by, when I view this scene, I lay flat on the floor and have a 50" PLASMA TV fastened to the ceiling......in essence I have conquered the laws of gravity. That doesn't mean I don't pass out everytime I watch this scene its' just that I don't have far to fall. Pretty smart, eh? I also have STIR of ECHOES on the following formats:

Book form
35 MM
70 MM IMAX
BETA
VHS
DVD
HD-DVD
BLU-RAY DVD
Experimental Japanese ULTRAVISION (which has 4320 lines of resolution or 16 times the resolution of regular HD)

I am also on a waiting list for a test group that is going to have the movie implanted into the TEMPORAL LOBE of the brain so, when you are sleeping, the movie plays over and over until you wake up.


Let me know if that temporal lobe thing works. I would like to do that with Happy Accidents. I would try it with Guy, Fires Within, and Desire but there are certain scenes that just might cause heart failure if they were to play over and over in my sleep! Kathryn is definately hot, but she just doesn't seem to have the same THUD effect on me that VDO has. wink.gif
oldgoalie52
KATHRYN is so HOT that the UN and AL GORE are looking into whether she is contributing to GLOBAL WARMING. blink.gif It could happen!!
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