~~~laughs~~~

Wait why do you get the real Kathryn?

For only two reasons and they are because KATHRYN deserves the best and so do I. To think any different is sheer folly.

I'm beyond the best. I'm so awesome, it's illegal in 7 states.

That's too bad. To qualify as even FAIR (much lest BEST) you must be illegal in at least 10 states so you have a way to go. Kathryn and I cover all 50 states plus Puerto Rico and the 10 provinces and 1 territory in CANADA. If you click on my website I give tips on how you can become as awesome as KATHRYN and myself, but alas, as you are so far behind, it is completely in the realm of possibility you may be years, even decades catching up (if that is at all possible).

Making up rules as you go.

As leader of the free world, and worlds subsquently known to the free world, i nullfy that rule.

I might have to do there.

I see that the episode All Is Bright from Homicide: Life On the Streets is on today and over the next few days. I don't remember which station--either WGN or Sleuth, or both. KE is magnificent in it--get your Kleenex ready. Interestingly, I think it was originally shown the week after VDO's episode The Subway. Both great actors, and great episodes from a great series!

MORE REASONS WHY KATHRYN IS HOT:

NO. 367 HER HAIR LOOKS GREAT WHETHER IT IS LONG OR SHORT
NO. 368 SHE LOOKS GREAT IN A LEATHER JACKET
NO. 369 SHE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE
NO. 370 SHE HAS OLDGOALIE AS HER MAIN SQUEEZE

::Cries::

I miss you 'w'!!

MORE REASONS WHY KATHRYN IS HOT:


NO. 1,234 SHE LOOKS VERY SEXY IN A TOQUE
NO. 1,235 SHE LIKES SKITTLES
NO. 1,236 SHE DREAMS OF A CERTAIN NEW YORK YANKEE GIVING HER A FOOT MASSAGE
(BUT STILL ADORES THE ONES SHE GETS FROM OLDGOALIE)
NO. 1.237 SHE LOOKS HOT IN TIGHT FITTING JEANS
NO. 1,238 SHE HAS OLDGOALIE AS HER MAIN SQUEEZE

I think you'd have pretty tired feet after all that dancing.

OLD GOALIE 15,000,000
Valleyofthe Shado 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111110 etc.
Waldkind 0
Bobby 0

Yes, you are correct. There was a recount in FLORIDA and 1 vote had a hanging chad which was awarded to you (except as it was being entered on the screen the 1 button got stuck). So you end up with 1 vote. YAHOO! DEFINITELY YOUR FINEST HOUR!

but there is a 0 there, therefore i have to at least have 10.

You are again correct. All the zeros in OLDGOALIE's total gave me retinal fatigue. Sorry.

yay, and i forgot to tell you, the lowest score three scores win.

Tragic news Shado. The entire vote was declared null and void and OLDGOALIE was proclaimed the winner by a 18-0 vote of the combined SUPREME COURTS of the U.S. and CANADA. OLDGOALIE's argument before the courts that he would love, honour, cherish and give an infinite supply of ON DEMAND foot massages (some with HOT OIL and CREAMS, if requested) to KATHRYN had the judges giving him a STANDING O. Six of the 18 judges were in tears during his plea. One judge even wanted to have the KATHRYN/OLDGOALIE relationship written into the U.S. CONSTITUTION AND the CANADIAN BILL OF RIGHTS (but that is under advisement). This is a ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LANDMARK decision that will be discussed and arbitrated for many years.
BIG TIME STUFF, EH?

KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE are going to get you a "W" for CHRISTMAS. Therefore starting DEC 25 you will be addressed as SHADOW in future posts involving them. Merry Christmas.

MORE REASONS WHY KATHRYN IS HOT:

NO. 10,002 SHE HAS A CANARY NAMED POLLY AS A PET (THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY HOT!!)
NO. 10,003 SHE CAN RUN IN HIGH HEELS (THIS IS VERY, VERY HOT!!)
NO. 10,004 SHE DOESN'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE (HOT!!,HOT!!,HOT!!)
NO. 10,005 SHE HAS OLDGOALIE AS HER MAIN SQUEEZE (THIS ONE IS THE HOTTEST OF ALL TO THE POINT WHERE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER SHOULD ALWAYS BE PRESENT WHEN KATHRYN AND OLDGOALIE ARE TOGETHER!!!!)

Non c'e niente!

have a wonderful Christmas, OG

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 2008,9,10...ad infinitum!!

MORE REASONS WHY KATHRYN IS HOT

NO. 12,001 KATHRYN...........OLDGOALIE............KATHRYN..............whipped cream...........OLDGOALIE.........handcuffs........!!!

(in this reason we each cuff 1 hand and then feed each other whipped cream with the other-this is the second hottest reason but it pales in comparison with reasons 370, 1238, and 10,005- see earlier posts-these 3 reasons have been declared FIRE HAZARDS-check reason 10,005 which has a disclaimer)

It's been two days since anyone posted on this thread and OLDGOALIE knows for sure that KATHRYN is hotter than ever (just take a look at his avatar-isn't she incredible-that beautiful face makes OLDGOALIE smile every time he sees it)

4 reasons why KATHRYN is smiling:

(1) OLDGOALIE is her main squeeze
(2) She is a LIFETIME member of the NOSHIPPERS
(3) OLDGOALIE is her main squeeze
(4) She doesn't like Shadow

WIN A PRIZE IF YOU CAN BEAT OLDGOALIE!!!!!!!!!

OLDGOALIE has come up with 12,001 reasons (see previous posts) why the incredible KATHRYN is so hot. All you need to win the prize listed below is come up with 12,002 DIFFERENT reasons why KATHRYN is hot. IT'S THAT SIMPLE!!!!

THE PRIZE IS..........Certificate worth $100 off a brand new 2008 PORSCHE 911 TWIN TURBO
(JUST LIKE THE ONE OLDGOALIE AND KATHRYN DRIVE!!!)

WOW!!!!! OLDGOALIE is sure the competition will be fierce but the following rules must be followed:

(1) Contest open to all persons born after the year 1776 (except for DRUIDS)
(2) All 12,002 different reasons must be listed in a single reply
(3) Gift certificate good only at SIR EDMUND HILLARY PORSCHE/EDSEL at the base of MOUNT EVEREST
(4) Contest closes at 11:59 P.M. DEC 31, 2007
(5) Must not like Shadow

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!

THINGS KATHRYN AND OLDGOALIE LIKE TO DO TOGETHER:

(1) WATCH TV ON THE COUCH (THEIR FAVORITE SHOW IS "NYPD BLUES")
(2) GO TO THE DRIVE-IN IN THEIR 2008 PORSCHE (KATHRYN ALWAYS DRIVES-F1 DRIVER MICHAEL SCHUMACHER ONCE SAID HE ENVYS HER STYLE)
(3) WORK WITH THE LEPERS IN AFRICA (WHEN THEY GET TIME)
(4) ANYTHING AS LONG AS THEY'RE TOGETHER (THEY MAKE SUCH A GREAT COUPLE-PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE THEM-PEOPLE LIKE TO BE SEEN WITH THEM)
(5) JUST BEING TOGETHER (LIFE IS AT IT'S BRIGHTEST WHEN YOU'RE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE)

If you want to see KATHRYN at her hottest try CORBIS.com. These pictures show how incredibly beautiful she really is.

Oldgoalie, you make me feel better about my obsession with VDO.

The PRIZE has been increased to $200 by the kind assistance of the following sponsors:

Chilly Willy's Chili House (a personal favorite of OLDGOALIE except that chili MAY give him gas)
Margaret's Margarita Hut (a personal favorite of KATHRYN except that margaritas MAY give her gas)
Larry's 24/7 Liver and Onions Emporium (a personal favorite of KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE except that liver and onions MAY give BOTH of them gas)

Thanks to all 3 for their continuing support. It is much appreciated.

party

LMFAO!

OLDGOALIE is personally upping the ante by adding the following prizes:

(1) A brand new 2008 CANADIAN PENNY (worth 1.045 cents US)
(2) A used lemon wedge (that if you turn it a special way has the face of Abraham Lincoln)
(3) A 1953 CHEVROLET CORVETTE ad that was on the bottom of my bird cage
(4) A copy of all the reasons why the SHIPPERS are correct (THIS, OF COURSE, IS A BLANK PAGE!!!)

Sorry, if OLDGOALIE adds anymore at this time the potential TAX BURDEN will be staggering.

OLDGOALIE is finishing up the year by saying 2007 was KATHRYN's hottest year yet and he is really looking forward to her hitting new heights of HOTNESS (??) for 2008. She gets 11 out of 10 smiles from OLDGOALIE.

oldgoalie you missing Eames at the party in the libary thread.

DUE TO THE FOLLOWING EVENTS CAUSED BY THE DEC 31, 2007 CONTEST CLOSING DATE:

(1) Massive public protests in over 50 countries (including ANDORRA, the VATICAN, and the ANTARCTIC)
(2) The potential shutting down of the NFL playoffs and MIAMI being declared NFL champions
(3) The NBA going to a SQUARE ball
(4) Every movie theatre in the U.S. is showing only the movie "POOTIE TANG" 24 hours a day
(5) Spongebob HAS STOPPED DRINKING!!!! (so if you have shares in MILLER BREWING OLDGOALIE recommends you sell them ASAP)

OLDGOALIE IS EXTENDING THE CONTEST CLOSE DATE UNTIL DEC 31, 2008!!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!

Oldgoalie I think you really should give Eames a chance, she really is a pretty girl and a nice person, I think if you take a second look at her you would find her really attractive.

Every once in a while you see a person or a picture of someone or something that moves you in a way you can't explain (or maybe has no explanation). The picture on the left does this to me.

You don't need to explain Love, OldGoalie. We all understand it here. Something about Kathryn's smile is really really special. She makes you want to look at her, and makes you want to smile back.

O.O

i think you passed the point of obsession and moved into the point of stalker. Poor Eames.

That's okay though, cause i won't smoother her.

I think she is a beautiful talented, girl-next-door actress. I love her hair long, like it is in your avatar pic. She has such a pretty smile. Have you seen "What About Bob?". She is in the movie and plays a shrinks daughter. She looks SO YOUNG! I had to do a double take to be sure it was her. :0)
Anyway, just a thought I wanted to share.
Kim

I have seen her in the following:
WHAT ABOUT BOB
STIR OF ECHOES
D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS
OZ
LOCI (every episode at least twice)

We don't get USA NETWORK in CANADA unless you have a FTA receiver so we don't get the marathons. Damn!!

The IRS and REVENUE CANADA have declared OLDGOALIES' CONTEST a CHARITY thus it has been granted TAX-FREE STATUS so there will be many more prizes to be offered in the coming year. The following is now added to the list:

(1) AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT 12 FOOT HIGH OLDGOALIE DOLL (DRESSED AS A GLADIATOR)!!
(2) FRONT ROW TICKETS TO THE 1976 ABA ALL-STAR GAME!!

Ah, come on My Goalie. Now you're just nicking stuff off the Vincent thread

OLDGOALIE has never been on the VINCENT thread as he (and all others) know that Vinnie will NEVER be as hot as KATHRYN!!!!

"Vinnie"????

Vinnie and I are buds. I give him pointers on how to PITCH WOO to the ladies.

Goalie - is that true? My goodness.

I'm terribly worried now

What's in the box, Lozzie? Can we have another hint, please?

PITCH WOO is not the newest pitcher for the BOSTON RED SOX but instructions on the fine art of pleasing the woman in your life.

AND IS THERE ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT NOBLE TASK???