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ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 18 2007, 03:11 PM

QUOTE (KRodgers @ Dec 18 2007, 02:44 PM)

And what would that be guys?

See Lozzie's comment.

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Dec 18 2007, 03:00 PM)

A new pair of glasses. And possibly a visit from the Drool Team Ninja Squad

(We drool for Katie too you know)

Amen!

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 18 2007, 03:05 PM)

yeah

and yet another avatar, Lozzie

I love her longer hair. Makes her look younger.

Her hair is pretty, it looks really thin though, i was at least blessed with thick hair. =]

Oh, Kathryn

waldkind

Dec 18 2007, 03:46 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 18 2007, 09:11 PM)

Her hair is pretty, it looks really thin though, i was at least blessed with thick hair. =]

my hair is just as thin as Kate's, that's why I love that it looks so good.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 18 2007, 08:56 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 18 2007, 03:58 PM)

Quick. Somebody nip this madness in the bud.

:whips out sling shot::

Lemee at em!!

oldgoalie52

Dec 19 2007, 01:55 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 18 2007, 08:56 PM)

:whips out sling shot::

Lemee at em!!

As no one has posted for over 12 HOURS the rules stipulate that Kathryn Erbe is officially
mine forever and I don't have to share with anyone. It's only fair.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 03:20 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 01:55 PM)

As no one has posted for over 12 HOURS the rules stipulate that Kathryn Erbe is officially
mine forever and I don't have to share with anyone. It's only fair.

No no no, i was the last one to post before you, therefore she is mine.

oldgoalie52

Dec 19 2007, 03:36 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 19 2007, 03:20 PM)

No no no, i was the last one to post before you, therefore she is mine.

NO, NO, NO. The rule states:

If there is no posting on a thread for 12 hours the next post gets Kathryn forever. I should know this rule because I wrote it.

krodgers

Dec 19 2007, 04:03 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 03:36 PM)

NO, NO, NO. The rule states:

If there is no posting on a thread for 12 hours the next post gets Kathryn forever. I should know this rule because I wrote it.

Come on, keep it nice!

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 04:06 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 03:36 PM)

NO, NO, NO. The rule states:

If there is no posting on a thread for 12 hours the next post gets Kathryn forever. I should know this rule because I wrote it.

As ruler or the free world , and all worlds subsquently known to the free world, i announce that your rule is revoked, and replaced with a new rule stating, that I, Valley, get Kathryn.

waldkind

Dec 19 2007, 04:10 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 19 2007, 10:06 PM)

As ruler or the free world , and all worlds subsquently known to the free world, i announce that your rule is revoked, and replaced with a new rule stating, that I, Valley, get Kathryn.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE SHARE!!!!

this argument has been settled pages ago

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 04:12 PM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 19 2007, 04:10 PM)

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE SHARE!!!!

this argument has been settled pages ago

Oldgoalie won't drop it.

When i say, I, Valley, i truely mean We, Waldkind and Valley.

waldkind

Dec 19 2007, 04:13 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 19 2007, 10:12 PM)

Oldgoalie won't drop it.

When i say, I, Valley, i truely mean We, Waldkind and Valley.

Good *relief*

::looks over at Kate sitting on the sofa:: you can stay sweetie

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 05:08 PM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 19 2007, 04:13 PM)

Good *relief*

::looks over at Kate sitting on the sofa:: you can stay sweetie

Remember, i get her when my Christmas comes. and 3 other days of the week.

LazarusMissile

Dec 19 2007, 05:11 PM

Hell yeah she is hot.
I'd totally boink her.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 05:16 PM

QUOTE (LazarusMissile @ Dec 19 2007, 05:11 PM)

Hell yeah she is hot.
I'd totally boink her.

Mine...andd waldkind's.

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 05:13 PM)

A little known fact about this rule is that long ago it used to be called "THE FIRST COMMANDMENT" but somehow got beat out but you should still follow it to the letter.

As ruler of the free world and all worlds subsequently associated with the free world, i banish the 10 commandments.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 05:46 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 05:23 PM)

This quest for Kathryn should be a titanic struggle between me and all comers. I hope it doesn't get too ugly and underhanded as I can be lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut. Are all of you scared now? If you are then turn about and flee.

i laugh in the face of evil.

ha ha.

waldkind

Dec 19 2007, 05:55 PM

I refuse to be a part in this. I will send her over to Valley on the 24th but until then she stays with me. I didn't fight for her just to fight again. Naa.

waldkind

Dec 19 2007, 06:03 PM

you obviously didn't get a wedding invitation?

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 06:04 PM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 19 2007, 05:55 PM)

I refuse to be a part in this. I will send her over to Valley on the 24th but until then she stays with me. I didn't fight for her just to fight again. Naa.

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 05:59 PM)

My replies will even get cornier unless all of you surrender.

My hero. My Woman.

oldgoalie52

Dec 19 2007, 06:09 PM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 19 2007, 06:03 PM)

you obviously didn't get a wedding invitation?

It won't last after she meets me and falls under the spell of my charms and the fact that I look like Brad Pitt (in the right light).

waldkind

Dec 19 2007, 06:13 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 20 2007, 12:09 AM)

It won't last after she meets me and falls under the spell of my charms and the fact that I look like Brad Pitt (in the right light).

I look like me. Much better. Because I'm unique

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 06:16 PM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 19 2007, 06:03 PM)

you obviously didn't get a wedding invitation?

Haha, i love it!

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 06:09 PM)

It won't last after she meets me and falls under the spell of my charms and the fact that I look like Brad Pitt (in the right light).

Okay, now you look like three different people.
First Kevin Cosner, second Derek Jeter and now Brad Pitt...and none of those guys look alike. Which one is it!

oldgoalie52

Dec 19 2007, 06:37 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 19 2007, 06:16 PM)

Haha, i love it!

Okay, now you look like three different people.
First Kevin Cosner, second Derek Jeter and now Brad Pitt...and none of those guys look alike. Which one is it!

Actually all three depending on my mood. Kevin if I'm in a take charge mood:Derek if I'm feeling athletic but want to look great at the same time:Brad if I want to steal Kathryn away from you.
How can she resist? There is just no way possible. It's almost scary isn't it?

oldgoalie52

Dec 19 2007, 06:39 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 06:37 PM)

Actually all three depending on my mood. Kevin if I'm in a take charge mood:Derek if I'm feeling athletic but want to look great at the same time:Brad if I want to steal Kathryn away from you.
How can she resist? There is just no way possible. It's almost scary isn't it?

It is tough to harness all this power but i've learned to "TAME THE BEAST".

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 19 2007, 06:46 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 06:39 PM)

It is tough to harness all this power but i've learned to "TAME THE BEAST".

Do you like to respond to yourself?

Anyway, who can resist this face:

or better yet, my disguse as a man:

chimera

Dec 20 2007, 01:28 AM

luau

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 20 2007, 03:47 AM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 19 2007, 08:46 PM)

Hard to resist. Very hard. You must have guys chasing you 24/7 but.........I must remain true to my heart and that is for Kathryn. Sorry.

lmfao.

Too bad she's mine.

Lozzie

Dec 20 2007, 04:06 AM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 19 2007, 06:03 PM)

"Bobby Goren's Fantasy Life"

- and probably Mike Logan's, too

This picture makes me scream with laughter - look at her - a piece of cake in each hand and another in her mouth, bra strap sliding up and cleavage on show, attention focussed 100% on Chocolate Cake. She's so ... HUMAN in this picture! She's such a real WOMAN!

waldkind

Dec 20 2007, 07:47 AM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Dec 20 2007, 10:06 AM)

"Bobby Goren's Fantasy Life"

- and probably Mike Logan's, too

This picture makes me scream with laughter - look at her - a piece of cake in each hand and another in her mouth, bra strap sliding up and cleavage on show, attention focussed 100% on Chocolate Cake. She's so ... HUMAN in this picture! She's such a real WOMAN!

pff, there's no place for Bobby in this marriage... or wait... now that I think about it... hmm

and she can have as much cake as she wants, I prefer my women with some flesh on their bones.

actually it's her mobile phone in her one hand

I was also wondering why she'd have two pieces of cake and took a closer look. She seems pretty attached to her phone (see picture below). WOMAN! (Or maybe she wants to hear the phone in case the babysitter calls)

Lozzie

Dec 20 2007, 10:58 AM

~~singing~~ My eyes are dim, I cannot see, I left my specs in the W C ... etc etc

I am getting old. I judged Kathryn by my own sadly slacking standards, and just ASSUMED she would have cake in both hands. Sorry Katie

Waldkind, I wasn't suggesting that Bobby Goren would or should intrude in your threesome, but I don't doubt he would enjoy mulling the idea over.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 20 2007, 11:43 AM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 20 2007, 05:23 AM)

We now know any chocolate cake is not safe when she is around. I volunteer to stay with her 24/7
to help make sure she doesn't get carried away.

Women never get carried away with chocolate, we are always allowed to have as much as we please.

and just as reminder,

Kathryn belongs to me, waldkind and Bobby.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 20 2007, 05:45 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 20 2007, 03:51 PM)

I will ask her the truth the next time I see her.......wait a minute, here she comes now.

OLDGOALIE: Sweetheart, I have a question for you.
KATHRYN: Yes, hon?
OLDGOALIE: Do you belong to Valley, waldkind and Bobby?
KATHRYN: (grabs me around the waist, pulls me close, and looks at me with those incredible eyes and says) You are the only one for me, now and forever.

::rubs forehead::

You've been watching too many romance movies.

---

Kathryn says she apologizes for leading you on but she is in love with Valley, waldkind and Bobby.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 20 2007, 11:54 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 20 2007, 09:38 PM)

OLDGOALIE: LOVE MUFFIN, ValleyoftheShado says you are leading me on and you are really in love with Valley, waldkind and Bobby. I need to know once and for all because I can't live without you.
KATHRYN: PUMPKIN,those 3 are so jaded. I've told them we are only friends but they won't listen.
If they knew how deep my love is for you I'm sure they would cease and desist. I just want to let them down easy as they are very fragile emotionally. I almost feel sorry for them in a sad, almost pathetic way.
OLDGOALIE: (puts his arms around Kathryn's waist, pulls her close to him and looks into those incredibly sexy eyes and says) HONEY BUN, that is all I have to hear. Would you like a margarita and a foot massage? You deserve it.

lmfao, i gotta say i'm loving the pet names.

but she's all mine!!!!!!!! and waldkind and Bobby's... the real Bobby, not the clone they try and send over.

waldkind

Dec 21 2007, 10:34 AM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Dec 20 2007, 04:58 PM)

~~singing~~ My eyes are dim, I cannot see, I left my specs in the W C ... etc etc

I am getting old. I judged Kathryn by my own sadly slacking standards, and just ASSUMED she would have cake in both hands. Sorry Katie

Waldkind, I wasn't suggesting that Bobby Goren would or should intrude in your threesome, but I don't doubt he would enjoy mulling the idea over.

I made the same mistake, Lozzie, I thought that maybe she took another piece for her daughter. I only noticed when I opened the pic in photoshop.

Alas, I didn't get your last sentence. I'm on holidays. My brain seems to refuse to speak/understand English

Lozzie

Dec 21 2007, 11:05 AM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 21 2007, 05:48 AM)

OLDGOALIE: BUTTERCUP, are you awake?
KATHRYN: Yes, (as she opens those beautiful eyes and flashes one of her heavenly smiles)...
that foot massage was so fantastic I fell asleep.
OLDGOALIE: You look absolutely beautiful when you are sleeping. I am such a lucky guy. Do you
want a second margarita?
KATHRYN: No, POOHBEAR, I

NO NO NO NO NO she cannot call you "Poohbear" because ANY LO:CI fan worth his or her salt knows that Poobear looks like THIS:

((Caution - Highly Distressing Imagery

))

Spoiler:

Grateful thanks to The Velocity Of Vincent ... I think ...

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 21 2007, 10:34 AM)

I made the same mistake, Lozzie, I thought that maybe she took another piece for her daughter. I only noticed when I opened the pic in photoshop.

Alas, I didn't get your last sentence. I'm on holidays. My brain seems to refuse to speak/understand English

I basically said - er, hang on .. what DID I say? Oh, yes.

I said - Goren doesn't have to be in your three-women-marriage.

But he would love to fantasize about it instead. Men are weird like that

waldkind

Dec 21 2007, 11:09 AM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Dec 21 2007, 05:05 PM)

I basically said - er, hang on .. what DID I say? Oh, yes.

I said - Goren doesn't have to be in your three-women-marriage.

But he would love to fantasize about it instead. Men are weird like that

thanks! well... he can join anytime. I wouldn't mind

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 21 2007, 01:55 PM

I love Kathryn Erbe!!

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 21 2007, 03:08 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 21 2007, 03:03 PM)

Have all you LOCI fanatics been following the adventures of KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE that are previously listed on this thread? It's GREAT STUFF as the following critical reviews acknowledge:

NEW YORK TIMES: It's GREAT STUFF.
DALLAS STAR: It's GREAT STUFF.
CHICAGO TRIBUNE: It's GREAT STUFF.
OPRAH WINFREY: It's GREAT STUFF.
HOWIE MANDEL: It's the REAL DEAL...and GREAT STUFF.

Be sure to stay tuned for further adventures (many that will be very romantic and may contain some naughty bits) as KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE will try to stave off all evil comers that are trying to break up their love-a love that is true and will last forever (especially VALLEY, waldkind, and Bobby who are under the false notion that KATHRYN really gives a hoot about them). Some of these adventures will take place in very exotic locales (PARIS, ROME, TIJUANA) and may not be for the faint of heart. So keep watching this thread. ENJOY!!

Howie Mandel eh. lmfao.

DEAL.or NO DEAL.

chimera

Dec 21 2007, 04:02 PM

luau

flashymom

Dec 21 2007, 04:07 PM

QUOTE (waldkind @ Dec 6 2007, 05:08 PM)

I think it is done deliberately because Eames is probably too busy to see her hairdresser on a regular basis.

I read an article once about how characters on TV shows dress and their hairstyles don't fit with the money their jobs earn in "real" life. I like that her hair is simple and her makeup minimal -- fits with her finances as they would be in real life. I also like that the show doesn't have any of its characters living above their means in houses and apartments that they couldn't possibly afford in real life.

I happen to think KE is pretty in the shows and down-right gorgeous in that picture Bubba posted at the start of this thread. Her beauty also shows in her eyes, and I like that; beauty should be within as well as without. I'm a person with 2 good eyes that appreciates God's handiwork -- He did quite well when He made KE, and I appreciate that!

I also agree with the poster who said that all the women in the L&O shows are pretty. The show also does a great job casting the other, "minor", characters from episode to episode. It's one of the reasons I enjoy the show so much.

I know, I'm rambling....I just think everyone has a great things to say on this thread......

flashymom

Dec 21 2007, 04:16 PM

QUOTE (Lozzie @ Dec 21 2007, 10:05 AM)

NO NO NO NO NO she cannot call you "Poohbear" because ANY LO:CI fan worth his or her salt knows that Poobear looks like THIS:

((Caution - Highly Distressing Imagery

))

Spoiler:

Grateful thanks to The Velocity Of Vincent ... I think ...

I basically said - er, hang on .. what DID I say? Oh, yes.

I said - Goren doesn't have to be in your three-women-marriage.

But he would love to fantasize about it instead. Men are weird like that

Wow! The makeup effects transformation VDO underwent for that ranks right up there with his transformation in to Edgar from MIB (imo).

I'd rather look at "Winnie the Pooh", tho -- much easier on the eyes, lol

Bransonguy

Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM

I never been on this board but wanted to come over and wish bubba and Flashy and all there friends on L&O's board a Merry Christmas

ciaddict

Dec 21 2007, 04:37 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 21 2007, 12:03 PM)

Have all you LOCI fanatics been following the adventures of KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE that are previously listed on this thread? It's GREAT STUFF as the following critical reviews acknowledge:

NEW YORK TIMES: It's GREAT STUFF.
DALLAS STAR: It's GREAT STUFF.
CHICAGO TRIBUNE: It's GREAT STUFF.
OPRAH WINFREY: It's GREAT STUFF.
HOWIE MANDEL: It's the REAL DEAL...and GREAT STUFF.

Be sure to stay tuned for further adventures (many that will be very romantic and may contain some naughty bits) as KATHRYN and OLDGOALIE will try to stave off all evil comers that are trying to break up their love-a love that is true and will last forever (especially VALLEY, waldkind, and Bobby who are under the false notion that KATHRYN really gives a hoot about them). Some of these adventures will take place in very exotic locales (PARIS, ROME, TIJUANA) and may not be for the faint of heart. So keep watching this thread. ENJOY!!

No see, Bobby isn't under any false notions because he is a nonshipper and a dedicated crew member of the USS NOROMO (it is Valley who is under the false notion that Bobby and Alex want to be together "that way"). OLDGOALIE, it sounds like you are definately a nonshipper. You should come on over to the shipping thread and join the crew of the USS NOROMO. Unfortunately, Alex is on the USS Relationship (but we know that in her heart she is a nonshipper).

flashymom

Dec 21 2007, 04:56 PM

QUOTE (ciaddict @ Dec 21 2007, 03:37 PM)

No see, Bobby isn't under any false notions because he is a nonshipper and a dedicated crew member of the USS NOROMO (it is Valley who is under the false notion that Bobby and Alex want to be together "that way"). OLDGOALIE, it sounds like you are definately a nonshipper. You should come on over to the shipping thread and join the crew of the USS NOROMO. Unfortunately, Alex is on the USS Relationship (but we know that in her heart she is a nonshipper).

Oh, yes, Goalie, please, please, please come sign on with the USS NoRomo! We have a pool

and a library and a really good cook

and a talented bartender who makes every drink known to man and then some

, and Bobby Goren is our doctor

, and, and, and....I'm so excited about having you come aboard that I can't type as fast as I can come up with reasons to join!

ciaddict

Dec 21 2007, 05:21 PM

Isn't it amazing how every thread seems to become a shipping/nonshipping thread? It seems to be too big an issue to be contained to just one thread!
So, on topic--I can't speak to Kathryn's hotness since (to quote Logan) I don't swing that way. Well, I guess maybe I can speak to it, since I found the kiss in The Velocity of Gary to be extremely HOT in spite of the fact that I don't swing that way. So, yes. Kathryn is very beautiful, very talented, and very hot!

Come onboard the NOROMO, OLDGOALIE, and I'll prepare your favorite dish. Sorry, by dish I do NOT mean Kathryn.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 21 2007, 05:22 PM

Pro-Ship or bust!!!

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 21 2007, 07:36 PM

Almost Xmas time, which means Alex will be at my house soon.

ValleyOfTheShadow

Dec 21 2007, 09:17 PM

QUOTE (oldgoalie52 @ Dec 21 2007, 08:01 PM)

Maybe to arrest you but not for Christmas dinner. I'm cooking a turkey with cranberry dressing and my delicious peach cobbler (which Kathryn just loves). We are having about 20 people over to our house for the special day (including her precious nephew) and I'm sure the house will be abuzz with
laughter and merriment. I have picked out a special Christmas gift for Kathryn but it will remain a secret until DEC 25 (except to say it is round, about one inch in diameter, and made of gold). I hope your Christmas will be as magical as mine.

Well since Alex will be at my house for christmas, i think i'll have a more magical christmas!

oldgoalie52

Dec 21 2007, 09:32 PM

QUOTE (ValleyOfTheShado @ Dec 21 2007, 09:17 PM)

Well since Alex will be at my house for christmas, i think i'll have a more magical christmas!

I know a way that we can BOTH have KATHRYN at our respective homes for Christmas. I will have the REAL one at my house and you can show LOCI re-runs at yours. I am just too kind around this festive time of the year. I should be hosting the JERRY LEWIS TELETHON because of all my GIVING and SHARING.

Lozzie

Dec 22 2007, 04:27 AM

QUOTE (Bransonguy @ Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM)

I never been on this board but wanted to come over and wish bubba and Flashy and all there friends on L&O's board a Merry Christmas

Thank you Branson - you're very welcome here. Take your coat off and stay a while!

Bubba_Bridges

Dec 22 2007, 07:03 AM

Hi Bubba here, ...

QUOTE (Bransonguy @ Dec 21 2007, 03:22 PM)

I never been on this board but wanted to come over and wish bubba and Flashy and all there friends on L&O's board a Merry Christmas

Good to see you here my friend.