QUOTE (RockRival @ Jun 1 2009, 02:57 AM)

Ooh! Would you be as so kind to share some of what you wrote? I'm jumping into the deep end and I'd be more than grateful for a springboard of some kind.

Okay first up the joint writing would be fine, if you want 2 autographs, state that in your letter, but send
TWO
self addressed, stamped envelopes (sese). Even if it's to the same house! If an assistant is just responding by sticking the autographs in an envelope, then they will get the point, see?
As for what to write...Write what you are thinking! Write, give it a day or so to simmer, read it again to make sure it's coherent and makes sense. I wrote my, proofread it later, had my mom look it over, she thought it was crazy and funny, then I finally sent it.
Okay, I will show you how I opened my letter. Though I don't know if this is the best springboard to jump from, lol
James,
First off let me begin by telling you that I am a psychic. While I'm sure that your acting talents are...numerous,
I must say that your sad portrayal of a person who can connect through interdimensional planes through various
hyper-sensitive body parts, ie a "psychic", is disturbingly far-fetched in realism. We do not ALL convulse nor do we all have such coiffed hair....
Lol, dude, I'm sorry I couldn't resist. I've heard that you never get crap from psychics so there you go, your first psychic hate mail! Sorry, I thought it was funny, and we all know where that can lead you! So, it goes without saying, I am no psychic!