i liked the one about the bananna in spelling bee where shawns like "bannana: a yellow fruit, also a pudding". I don't remember the exact quote I know xd know the exact one...lol

"A yellow fruit. Also a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding."

Uhm, I know them because I have the videos up on my youtube account, lmao.

Er, you spelt banana wrong, lol.

Yeah i was going to put Venus in there, but then im like, maybe it wasnt Venus. And i didnt want to put a random planet name right there in the middle of the sentence, when really it was something else. Lol.

"Come 'ere little boy cat!"

"Here's a newsflash, Shawn. After you were born, it took you 4 months to smile at me. That's when the clock started ticking."

"Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan. I rented a sign." That line's my YIM status message right now.

*~*~*Elle*~*~*

My fav has to be "don't thank me, thank the little boy cat" LOL
I kept laughing every time Shawn said "little boy cat" XD
and my other fav is the banana thing...it kills me...lmao

Gus:What are you doing?
Shawn: I'm thinking.
Gus: You look ridiculous!

Shawn: Lassiter, can I wear your face wig?

This isn't the exact way it went, but I'm putting in the funny parts.

Lassiter: For your edification..
Shawn: Edification? Is that legal?
Lassiter: It means for your information..
Shawn: Then why didn't you just say that?
Lassiter: ... For your edification..

Here's another one..

Dentist Guy: I know what you guys are thinking, but where does it say the ugly guy can't get the beautiful girl?
Shawn: .. Everywhere, man.
Gus: yhmm (Yes)

I have every episode of House M.D. and Psych recorded on my DVR. I love both shows. Psych is a freakin mazing.

I feel you. Both shows feature great performers and outstanding scripts. Geez, no wonder I'm skipping more and more workouts. ... Be well. Have a great weekend!

Whatever he said about his 'dream' he said, was HILARIOUS. I can remember it, but if you do, post it here. Something about a monkey....?

He was in some kind of tree sipping some kind of wine with some kind of monkey, and fell into a wooded area where is saw who got murdered. Lol. I forgot the little details!

Shawn: Oh, ye man of low fiber! Seriously, eat more yogurt!
(or something like that.) hahaha.

"Oh ye of low fiber, you should really eat more bran."

Thats what he said I think.. Cause I laughed at that so much.

Or was it, "Oh ye ammoral man of low fiber..." etc. oh well w/e. lol not important.

its not a quote, but i just loved how shawn WRIGGLED right before he said ,"Damn" and fell off the bridge.

I don't particulary find that stuff funny. I guess it's because I'm a dude, I don't know honestly. But I did find it funny when Juliet had to be kicked out of the tent. Lmao.

I loved the whole edification thing. A lot of the other stuff is just snicker-funny, but that was one of the best parts of the whole episode.
"Is that legal. i mean, like, public edification?"
and then later on, he's like, "For your edification, Gus, they dont have TiVo out here."

I didn't catch him saying that until the 2nd time I watched the show.. The tivo thing I mean.. it was funny.

I watched it for the third time last night. Its official. Im addicted.

But during last nights re run, i wrote down all the funny quotes i could, and found that Lassie actually had some funny lines in this one. Good for him! Whoo.

"Great. we've found a pencil. Now we can all take the SATs!"

And the whole this battle in salisburg Kentucky of 1812 is special to me, thing. something like that. And, "Come on! There are going to be kids in the audiance! Do we want people in the stands to vimit!?" lol.
And then, "Nelson, i swear to god, if youre sleeping durning rehersal again..."

and then another one of my favorite quotes of the episode was between him and Shawn:

Lassie: We clear?
Shawn: You know, i wouldnt have gone with something as unorigional as 'we clear'. You could have said, ' forgien?, comprende?, k'peash?' Could have had fun with it. Dig me gist, sweet pants?... these are just suggestions!



"Mildly amusing. More odd. Delightful, in a queer sort of way." -Shawn.

Your last quote made me laugh cause you said it wrong..

He says:
You could have gone foreign - "Comprende, K'peash"

Oh haha. Well it kinda works both ways. In a 'mildly- amusing,-more-odd,-delightful-in-a-queer-sort-of-way' sort of way. lol.

Sorry, double posting, i can die now, right?

Anyways...

There wasnt a lot of funny quotes in the last episode (at least not as many as in WW), but a REALLY funny one was...

Shawn: So! you two getting ready for the police mans ball?!
Lassie: NO! We dont HAVE balls....!
Shawn: ... I honestly have no response to that...

lol. Totally set him up there

It's Still Taking (or collecting, I forget) donations for the policmans' ball?

but still so fricken funny.

My latest favorite from "Who ya gonna call?"

Lassiter: "Am I clear?" (or is it: Do I make myself clear?)
Shawn: "Like butta."

I know it not so much a line as it is a partial scene, but I LOVED it when Shawn says that he put the walkie talkie in the wall when Gus' dad was putting in insulation or something. When he said he got it from "Poltergist, or Poltergist 2.......Gremlins? no...wasnt Gremlins" I just found that so funny. Gremlins........lol.

yes, that was AWESOME!

Wow dx16, i sure am glad you are hear to correct me! Its good to know my commas will be in the right place while im here on this board.

I also love how they texted 'Leslie' at the end. That was so mean! But i guess it would make for bad business if their receptionist was hotter than them put together.

Lol like I know proper grammar.. I'm just doing it to be somewhat of an annoyance. It works quite well.

Gus: When I asked her her name, Shawn, she said
[Shawn cuts in with a high pitched voice]
Shawn: My name is Wilting Flower, I died without knowing love, will you be my friend?
Gus: How did you know that? I never told it to anyone before?!
Shawn: I was Wilting Flower! I can't beleive you fell for that!

Loved that..

One halarious line from the spelling bee that I still can't get over..

Gus: You smell that?
Shawn: [sniffs] I don't smell anything.
Gus: That's because you don't have the Super Smeller!
Shawn: Gus! You have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part man, nickname your butt. Call it the tight-bouncer or the hexagon, chicks dig that, trust me.

There's plenty of lovable quotes from this show! A few favorites are from 9 Lives. (Little boy cat!)

Shawn: I don't care what Lassiter says. The cat is not my new partner, Gus. Don't be ridiculous!
Gus: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?


And the part when Gus is freaked out about the phone call with the gothic poet. Shawn doesn't make it much better.

Shawn: Dude, he put you on the creepy train headed for Creep Island, where the natives drink creep nectar out of creepy coconut shells!

Yeah the creepy one was funny.

The one that got me hooked on this show was when they were talking to the guys who just got out of jail. And Shawn introduced himself and said, maybe youve heard of me? The mcalister murders...?

the guy said, um, we've been in jail from 5 years..?!?

And shawn said, really! I thought you guys got stuff in prison. like uh, basket ball and oprah re runs and ... Mah Jong and stuff.

Hahah i just thought that was funny because i totally was hooked on Mah Jong there for awhile.

Heck yes! The creepy one was one of my all time favorites

that only works if you break.. and then enter.

Ha! Ha! Ha! lmao

i luv psych it's too many quotes for me to quote cuz they all yell at me at the same time lol

It was hilarious. The other day i was working on a scene with someone different than my normal scene working partner, and i guess her script was a little different than mine, cause it had some extra lines that i thought she was just ad libbing when we did it.

Guess what the lines were? "AH! You could have killed me!" I thought she was just going off script. I wanted SO bad to say "what? Are you the dude from The House of Wax now? 'Ack! You could have killed me , ninny ninny!'" haha!
then later i found out that that was actually something that got put into her script and not mine. Still it was hilarious tho, cause i was just thinking about Psych the whole rest of the scene.

i amsoo gonna use quotes frompsych in my speach nowlol

Heck yes!

alright my teacher that gave me an essay looks sooo much like kristen nelson (chief vick) and like at the end of the pilot how he just walked in her office and was like there she is...i did the same thing

i walked in a class room full of 6th graders my teacher looked up and i was "there she is" but a dumb kid ruined it by saying hey do you even go to this school.....even though i was wearing the sweat shirts they give to the basketball team........and the teacher ruined by asking me if i finished the essay yet.......

Ha! It doesn't work if the people don't watch Psych, cuz then they don't know what you're talking about.

it's hard finding people who watch psych because i have i love james roday written on my arm and everyone's like, who's james roday, and then it drives me nuts after a while

Someone asked me how my simmer was and i replied, "Midly amusing. More odd. Delightful, in a queer sort of way." Haha.

weekend wariors

i keep treating my teacher like karen vick cuz she sounds exactly like her! so i treat her like shawn treats vick lol...ok with less respect....i'm bad in herclass its cuz i had her for 6th grade and now i'm in 8th grade lol

Yay! I'm an enthusiast now!

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alright i just told my friend to do that and she think i'm crazy, and way too obsessed with james roday

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Aren't we all!?

You told your friend to say that when ppl ask her how her summer was?