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Jryan

Jan 23 2009, 03:21 PM

Goren: you should have told her I was undercover.
Ross: Chief said not to.
Goren: she is really pissed I don't know how I will work with her now.
Ross: Glad its you and not me, I might take some of my vacation time now.
Goren: Can I take some?
Ross: Your just coming off suspension, you can't take any time off.
Goren: Should we tell her she has gum on the back of her pants?
Ross: I am not saying a word.
Goren: Your right me either.

NLfann

Jan 24 2009, 02:53 AM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 23 2009, 11:41 AM)

Bobby, give flashymom's purse now! I don't want to shoot the flying monkey!

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 01:18 PM)

Omg, LOCI has been push back again!!!!

Logan: I have to get back to major case, the new guy can't handle it.

ROTFLMAO!!! The Logan one is priceless.

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 01:27 PM)

Eames: Omg Bobby, how did you and Jryan do all those things underwater?

Goren: Omg quick hide that camera, the FBI is coming Eames.

FBI: That camera was found at the crime scene we have to take it.

Goren: My girlfriend and I lost that camera diving last week, it has nothing to do with this case.
FBI: Well once we see the pictures we will determine that and get back with you.

FBI: what we want to know Detective is how did you manage this position.

Goren: Oh man, I am in for it now.

FBI: we just want you to write down all your secrets Detective Goren. Then you are free to go.

Eames: I can't believe it, that's all, if that was a woman they would have thrown the book at her.

Ross: uh detective I would like a copy of those notes you gave them.

Goren: sure captain.

Eames: oh geez.

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 23 2009, 01:48 PM)

RG: !!!!, ....you have seen it !!, ....that was great!!...

.....a rat was of this size!!....

.......big, and looking fixedly me, defiant....

Bishop: Goren, if you still continue that story, the rat is soon to be a horse

You guys have all been on a roll. Sooooo funny. Loved them all.

theflyingmonkey

Jan 24 2009, 05:12 AM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 23 2009, 03:11 PM)

Bobby, give flashymom's purse now! I don't want to shoot the flying monkey!

i have an alibi, I wasn't there!! must've been one of the relatives......

or

Eames: Bobby, you broke the Santa mug didn't you. Admit it!!

NLfann

Jan 24 2009, 10:54 AM

QUOTE (theflyingmonkey @ Jan 24 2009, 06:42 AM)

Eames: Bobby, you broke the Santa mug didn't you. Admit it!!

chimera

Jan 24 2009, 04:19 PM

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 22 2009, 12:44 PM)

RG: ehhhhhh......???????....

......what do you say?????....

.....Eames, they want to sit on my lap, what would you think?

.....agree!, alternately, you be the first ...

...or you?....

Neu, I think Chimera should go first, don't you?

Chimera speaking: Yes, just for a moment. I will
warm up his lap for the others. (Flips open her
lacy fan and flaps it at her muzzle.) Oh my, his
lap is already...ahem...hot! (Bats eyelashes.)

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 12:57 PM)

Eames: Omg Bobby, how did you and Jryan do all those things underwater?

Goren: Omg quick hide that camera, the FBI is coming Eames.

FBI: That camera was found at the crime scene we have to take it.

Goren: My girlfriend and I lost that camera diving last week, it has nothing to do with this case.
FBI: Well once we see the pictures we will determine that and get back with you.

FBI: what we want to know Detective is how did you manage this position.

Goren: Oh man, I am in for it now.

FBI: we just want you to write down all your secrets Detective Goren. Then you are free to go.

Eames: I can't believe it, that's all, if that was a woman they would have thrown the book at her.

Ross: uh detective I would like a copy of those notes you gave them.

Goren: sure captain.

Eames: oh geez.

That is cool and clever, but not too clean!

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 23 2009, 01:18 PM)

RG: !!!!, ....you have seen it !!, ....that was great!!...

.....a rat was of this size!!....

.......big, and looking fixedly me, defiant....

Bishop: Goren, if you still continue that story, the rat is soon to be a horse

Ha ha ha ha!!!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 24 2009, 04:32 PM

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 20 2009, 06:42 PM)

Bobby: Right, the Gorenites are coming over tonight - do I have any wine?

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 21 2009, 07:09 PM)

RG: Nope, no wine in here.

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 21 2009, 07:41 PM)

RG: Eames, its an emergency. I NEED to drive and get wine or the Gorenites will eat me ALIVE!!

flashymom

Jan 24 2009, 09:41 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 10:57 AM)

Eames: Omg Bobby, how did you and Jryan do all those things underwater?

Goren: Omg quick hide that camera, the FBI is coming Eames.

FBI: That camera was found at the crime scene we have to take it.

Goren: My girlfriend and I lost that camera diving last week, it has nothing to do with this case.
FBI: Well once we see the pictures we will determine that and get back with you.

FBI: what we want to know Detective is how did you manage this position.

Goren: Oh man, I am in for it now.

FBI: we just want you to write down all your secrets Detective Goren. Then you are free to go.

Eames: I can't believe it, that's all, if that was a woman they would have thrown the book at her.

Ross: uh detective I would like a copy of those notes you gave them.

Goren: sure captain.

Eames: oh geez.

moark

Jan 24 2009, 09:44 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 04:21 PM)

Goren: you should have told her I was undercover.
Ross: Chief said not to.
Goren: she is really pissed I don't know how I will work with her now.
Ross: Glad its you and not me, I might take some of my vacation time now.
Goren: Can I take some?
Ross: Your just coming off suspension, you can't take any time off.
Goren: Should we tell her she has gum on the back of her pants?
Ross: I am not saying a word.
Goren: Your right me either.

Hehe. Funny!

flashymom

Jan 24 2009, 09:44 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 23 2009, 09:11 AM)

Bobby, give flashymom's purse now! I don't want to shoot the flying monkey!

So, does this mean I get my purse back or not? I went shopping today; I don't want to discover I've bought something in Timbuktu....

flashymom

Jan 24 2009, 09:45 PM

QUOTE (theflyingmonkey @ Jan 24 2009, 03:32 PM)

Bobby: Right, the Gorenites are coming over tonight - do I have any wine?

RG: Nope, no wine in here.

RG: Eames, its an emergency. I NEED to drive and get wine or the Gorenites will eat me ALIVE!!

It's okay, Bobby -- I've got plenty of wine for everyone!

moark

Jan 24 2009, 09:46 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 23 2009, 11:11 AM)

Bobby, give flashymom's purse now! I don't want to shoot the flying monkey!

Where's the flying monkey! :looks around:

flashymom

Jan 24 2009, 09:50 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 02:21 PM)

Goren: you should have told her I was undercover.
Ross: Chief said not to.
Goren: she is really pissed I don't know how I will work with her now.
Ross: Glad its you and not me, I might take some of my vacation time now.
Goren: Can I take some?
Ross: Your just coming off suspension, you can't take any time off.
Goren: Should we tell her she has gum on the back of her pants?
Ross: I am not saying a word.
Goren: Your right me either.

(Said in best Texan-Southern Lady drawl) Psst, Eames! Over here. I've got ice cubes. We'll get that nasty gum that mean ol' Bobby stuck on your seat for you to sit on off the back of your pants in no time, Sweetie. You just come into the bathroom with me, and we'll fix you up in no time!

moark

Jan 24 2009, 09:55 PM

Um... I think I just saw... oh nevermind

Eames, am I imagining things?

flashymom

Jan 24 2009, 10:00 PM

So, you see, Eames, I was down like this, then Moark said I needed to change positions, so...

I tried this one. BUT, she still couldn't leap frog over me!

moark

Jan 24 2009, 10:18 PM

are you going to say something?

flashymom

Jan 24 2009, 11:16 PM

QUOTE (moark @ Jan 24 2009, 09:18 PM)

are you going to say something?

I did -- you and Bobby are trying to play leap frog......I'll go back and play with it......

NLfann

Jan 24 2009, 11:58 PM

QUOTE (flashymom @ Jan 24 2009, 11:30 PM)

So, you see, Eames, I was down like this, then Moark said I needed to change positions, so...

I tried this one. BUT, she still couldn't leap frog over me!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 25 2009, 07:26 AM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 08:21 PM)

Goren: you should have told her I was undercover.
Ross: Chief said not to.
Goren: she is really pissed I don't know how I will work with her now.
Ross: Glad its you and not me, I might take some of my vacation time now.
Goren: Can I take some?
Ross: Your just coming off suspension, you can't take any time off.
Goren: Should we tell her she has gum on the back of her pants?
Ross: I am not saying a word.
Goren: Your right me either.

lmao

krodgers

Jan 25 2009, 10:31 AM

Capt. Ross's mug shot! Busted DUI! Breaking new's!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 25 2009, 11:33 AM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 25 2009, 03:31 PM)

Capt. Ross's mug shot! Busted DUI! Breaking new's!

or.....

Hasn't Hugh Laurie aged terribly?!?!?!

Don't go after me, I LOVE Hugh, it just looks an awful lot like him!

RabekaJr

Jan 25 2009, 11:41 AM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 25 2009, 10:31 AM)

Ross thinking: Eames is so gonna pay for taking my place as captain...big time...

QUOTE (theflyingmonkey @ Jan 25 2009, 11:33 AM)

or.....

Hasn't Hugh Laurie aged terribly?!?!?!

Don't go after me, I LOVE Hugh, it just looks an awful lot like him!

Whoa! You're right. Kind of like this picture.

theflyingmonkey

Jan 25 2009, 02:12 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 04:48 PM)

Omg, LOCI has been push back again!!!!

Logan: I have to get back to major case, the new guy can't handle it.

hee hee, that is classic!!!

lady_mephisto86

Jan 25 2009, 09:37 PM

QUOTE (Jryan @ Jan 23 2009, 12:48 PM)

Omg, LOCI has been push back again!!!!

Logan: I have to get back to major case, the new guy can't handle it.

It's SuperLogan to the rescue!!

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 25 2009, 11:31 AM)

Capt. Ross's mug shot! Busted DUI! Breaking new's!

krodgers

Jan 26 2009, 11:59 AM

I suggest you clean this floor before Krod get's home! You know she has OCD!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 26 2009, 01:10 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 26 2009, 04:59 PM)

I suggest you clean this floor before Krod get's home! You know she has OCD!

or........

Y'know, I have fireplace like this at home. What, this is unique? Well yours must be a fake!! Haw haw!!

NLfann

Jan 27 2009, 03:25 AM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 26 2009, 01:29 PM)

I suggest you clean this floor before Krod get's home! You know she has OCD!

flashymom

Jan 27 2009, 08:09 AM

Here. It was right here that I threw Flashymom down onto the floor and we...what? Oh, the case? Yes, well, ehem, er, uh, I, uh,

krodgers

Jan 27 2009, 09:24 AM

Put these on your eye's, and they'll turn green!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 27 2009, 02:13 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 27 2009, 02:24 PM)

Put these on your eye's, and they'll turn green!

or.....
Pickle me quick, kiss me slow!!

flashymom

Jan 27 2009, 03:23 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 27 2009, 08:24 AM)

Put these on your eye's, and they'll turn green!

I've been having some really x-rated thoughts about what Bobby might want to do with those pickles....and me.....

krodgers

Jan 27 2009, 03:25 PM

QUOTE (flashymom @ Jan 27 2009, 03:23 PM)

I've been having some really x-rated thoughts about what Bobby might want to do with those pickles....and me.....

With Ranch dressing maybe fm? I know what you're thinking! Good idea!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 27 2009, 04:01 PM

QUOTE (flashymom @ Jan 27 2009, 08:23 PM)

I've been having some really x-rated thoughts about what Bobby might want to do with those pickles....and me.....

hee hee, now you've got me thinking in the gutter!!!

krodgers

Jan 27 2009, 04:47 PM

That look's good, are you gonna finish that?

theflyingmonkey

Jan 27 2009, 05:54 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 27 2009, 09:47 PM)

That look's good, are you gonna finish that?

or.......

damn it Eames, I only wanted a sandwich!!

neu

Jan 28 2009, 11:47 AM

Flashymom, my dear, how late are the kids outside?

neu

Jan 28 2009, 11:51 AM

yes, guys, this is tested: in this fit so much coffee that in the other this ....., you must stop arguing about this nonsense!!

neu

Jan 28 2009, 11:56 AM

AE: Do you see, Bobby?, ...I too can bend the neck to get interesting ...

RG:...how bad is the envy!!!....

neu

Jan 28 2009, 12:01 PM

RG: ...and this is my co-woker ,.... no, no, she is not low, she is concentrated!

krodgers

Jan 28 2009, 12:56 PM

Hope that super glue work's when Ross pick's up his pen!

theflyingmonkey

Jan 28 2009, 01:21 PM

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 28 2009, 04:56 PM)

or.....

Eames (thinking): Hmmm, I wish I had a shiny tie clip too.......

NLfann

Jan 28 2009, 01:39 PM

QUOTE (flashymom @ Jan 27 2009, 09:39 AM)

Here. It was right here that I threw Flashymom down onto the floor and we...what? Oh, the case? Yes, well, ehem, er, uh, I, uh,

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 28 2009, 01:31 PM)

RG: ...and this is my co-woker ,.... no, no, she is not low, she is concentrated!

Noor

Jan 29 2009, 08:45 AM

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 28 2009, 12:01 PM)

RG: ...and this is my co-woker ,.... no, no, she is not low, she is concentrated!

" No Eames, this time you're wrong. I did NOT intentionally colour co-ordinate my shirt to look like the scrubs here!"

flashymom

Jan 29 2009, 10:03 AM

QUOTE (neu @ Jan 28 2009, 10:47 AM)

Flashymom, my dear, how late are the kids outside?

That's sweet! Thanks, neu!

flashymom

Jan 29 2009, 10:05 AM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 28 2009, 11:56 AM)

Hope that super glue work's when Ross pick's up his pen!

Bobby, you're so bad!

flashymom

Jan 29 2009, 10:06 AM

QUOTE (Noor @ Jan 29 2009, 07:45 AM)

" No Eames, this time you're wrong. I did NOT intentionally colour co-ordinate my shirt to look like the scrubs here!"

Good one!

krodgers

Jan 29 2009, 10:24 AM

theflyingmonkey

Jan 29 2009, 04:20 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 29 2009, 03:24 PM)

OOOhhh....just a little bit to the left.....right.....there....... Oh I love it when an itch gets scratched!

NLfann

Jan 29 2009, 06:43 PM

QUOTE (theflyingmonkey @ Jan 29 2009, 05:50 PM)

OOOhhh....just a little bit to the left.....right.....there....... Oh I love it when an itch gets scratched!

krodgers

Jan 29 2009, 07:56 PM

QUOTE (krodgers @ Jan 29 2009, 10:24 AM)

AAAWWW! I'm glad that was a SBD!

krodgers

Jan 30 2009, 12:12 PM

I shouldn't have drank all those VDOtini's!!