RG: Tell me immediately when next season begins broadcast



Man:( I just wanted to know where there is a bakery in this area¡¡)

RG: Will ya get me a bear-claw, and you a donut.

They put KRod's diamond ring on a horseshoe!

RG:....W....hat??????....

.

This can't be happening! A dam horseshoe?

RG:This situation is untenable !!!!. Returns the diamond to Krod or .....



...Huy ... forgiveness ... it has always been in my pocket!!, sorry!!

Krod do not see the pics that I do, please if anyone else has this problem, say me. (And if anyone knows which might be the problem .... ditto)

RG: I will do a magical pass witn my own hands and I will fix the problem!!!!!

KRod will leave me now! Nue, fix it, please?

I think I might pass out, maybe this will help KRod feel bad.

I swallowed the fly!
.

I don't know why I swallowed the fly?



I swallowed the spider to catch the fly that wiggled and jiggled inside.


But Bro, I don't know why I swallowed the Fly!

I swallowed a bird! To Catch the spider.




But I don't know why I swallowed the fly!?



I swallowed a cat, to catch the bird.




STOP asking me, I don't know why I swallowed the fly!



Eames, I swallowed a dog to catch the cat.



I don't know why I swallowed the fly captain, But I swallowed a goat to catch the dog. But I wish people would stop asking me why I swallowed the fly!


Eames: Bobby this is getting rediculous.
Goren: I'm sorry I swallowed the Cow to get the Goat. But I don't know why I swallowed the fly!?


John: Who you got here Tim?

Tim: We got a good one, This guy,swallowed the cow,
he swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
he swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
he swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
he swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
he swallowed the bird to catch the spider;
That wiggled and jiggled inside him.
he swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But don't ask him why he swallowed the fly. He doesn't like that.

John: So why isn't he talking.

Tim: He swallowed a horse of course.

Because KRod's ring was in the horse's shoe!

Slow day at the office. . .

Goren: Huh, there's 927 dots on that celing tile. . .

....1.029.....



....1.207....



AE: ..blah, blah,blah,...
RG....1.289.....



Blonde: do you hear me?, I'm talking about ...
RG: ... 1438 ...., sorry, obsessions are like that. ......1487 ....

too true



I can see your pictures, neu.




Jryan--LOL!!!!!

RG: Until my hands warm up I will not go to any side ( agreeable the heat that detaches this hard disk)

RG: What doo you want to say with that I must guard the mirror?... Never!!!

Are you the one that ruined KRod's ring? Stop looking at my finger, it's a gift!

The funny part is I can actually see him doing something weird like that!

Ross look's like this when he's right! Is he standing behind me?

New on USA, "The schizophrenic Cop" The brilliant detective solves cases with the help of his dead mother and brother.










Goren: Mom, let me handle this case, I know what I am doing.


Goren: Frank! I will not look at Eames' Cleavage, now shut up!









Goren: No mom, I will not ask her out, yes she is cute, but she already got 2 men killed. Yes I know you would like that then I would be with you, Frank, Papa Goren and Papa Brady.

RG: Say me, mother (Psicosis IV ?)

During filming. . .

VDO: (pokes the camera)
Cameraman: Aw crap, Dick he's doing it again!
Dick: -sighs- First the USA promo and now this!






Goren: What do you think, don't I make for a good Elvis?
Offscreen: Please stop, you're freaking everyone out.

Goren: Hey, NYPD has this finger insured for 20Mill, so you better listen to me.

RG: do you want to hear the list of dramas through that I have lived in the last year?
Girl: not, thank you.
Boy: it is useless, I also have said to him that not and .... three hours of monologue.....
Bishop: signs this confession and I will free you of him



Boy: I will sign any thing!!..., calls an attorney ...... shot me,.... I do not support it!!

Goren: Hey, I won't go all the way till you put a ring on this finger little lady!

Bishop: Goren!!!... what are you doing?



Deakins: always this song sounds he start undressing, ...he was employed at a club when he was young and still..... , You will get used
Carver: What sad!!!...

jryan: Throws dollar bills.

Carver: some of your wives are obsessed with your tie clips.....
RG: I know, but I...... have doubts ...... ....



Carver: then...?
RG: today look at this tribute to the fans of neckties.....



Carver:...but ...What will the others think?
RG: No problem, tonight I would reassure them

later......:Excuse me,sweetie

Carver: Robert, you have to learn to trust the force, you have it in you. You are not like your father.

Robert: I don't know, I'm not sure if I am strong enough.
Carver: Here take this tie clip it belonged to the last Super Cop Columbo, with it you can be invincible.

- Invincible, well..., but invisible Nooo !!!!!!
-This "tie-clip" is the tie clip condom.

Ross: Yes I know Richie has been taken over by a clone, they are taken over the whole department!
Eames: (thinking) wow and he thinks Goren is crazy?
Goren: (thinking) I see a spider on the wall, only 2 shopping days to christmas, I still have 100 wives to buy for, wonder if the captain is saying anything I should be paying attention to, nah probably not.

Ross: Is this your idea of a Romantic place for a double date?




Goren: Sorry Captain, she shouldn't have worn white after labor day.

Ross: And she won't let me have the boys for christmas.....

Goren: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......

RG: Capitan, no!!, please!! do not show that picture,... it was not me,..... I had drunk, ......I did not know that someone had a camera,...... Nooo ...

I do not have clear if he is smoking or he is a small fish:

Has anyone said puppy?




or maybe too much overtime.....

More like Bobby does Brando "I coulda been a contender" Wasn't that the line from the Godfather?

RG: yes, well ,.... sometimes I have heard that I look like Brando, but, well ,.... I do not think ....( modesty)

Goren: Oh geez I think I got a slug in my pants!

RG: Did they not say this by the overweight?

Ohhhh !!!!! it is !!!!!!!!!



Well, this is not as unpleasant ....



uuuuuuuu!!!!!

Hehehehehe

Carver: Enough evidence this case has not.
Goren: God I don't believe this
Carver: That is why you fail!
Goren: How long do I have to put up with this?

RG: keep quiet!!I'm pointing at you!!......



......and if my gun fails, I can spit you

RG: crap! another dental filling!!!!!

The exorcist?

I think it's bigger than a slug, smexy man.

It looks like he's saying something like "My shorts are getting really tight all of a sudden."

That would fit right in with "Medium" and "Ghost Whisperer." But I think
he is more like Houdini--a magician debunker rather than a believer.





LOL



Support tie-clip condoms!





yes, he has an open mind, he will try it once for the art of acting


Goren: Oh no, I think I have inhaled detective McFly!
McFly: You did that on purpose, you competitive know-it-all!

RG: I do not know what to choose .... the apple pie is a classic, but these cookies