This is based on a comment Ross made about the fake friend page in Legacy:

Goren: (Reading the screen) Hobbies: Hangin' wit da homies, keepin' it gangsta yo!. Hey Eames, you'll never guess who it is, check this out!
Eames: Oh. My. God.

Perp: Hey I was suppose to talk to that other Detective.
Lupo: You mean Bernard?
Perp: No the guy with the beard like you, but he has a neck problem, he be in Major Case, he got a cute little thing as his partner. Look here is his picture.



Lupo: Uh, well you got busted doing the wrong kind of crime, they only handle Major Case crimes.
Perp: What! I wanted to be interogated by that guy. Well I didn't do this crime. What kind of crime do I have to do to get interogated by this guy?
Lupo: Why do you want to be interogated by this Detective?
Perp: He has sensitive looking eyes.

Ross: Why can't they wake him up?
Eames: He has been asleep for three weeks, he won't wake up Captain. Doctors say he is fine, he must have overexerted himself.
Ross: Jryan what did you do to him?
Jryan: (Blushing) I plead the 5th Captain.

RG: Hello beautiful octopus .....¿What do you do tonight?

octopuss: I want to suck your face!

LOL

Goren: Alex, is there something on my face? I feel like
people are staring at me?
Alex: Some of the fans on the forum do stare at you
like a sex object....
Goren: Sometimes I feel like a piece of meat!

RG: mmm.....forgiveness, .. mmmmm ...., you have a stain on the chin...not, below.....

RG: ...., 75,76, 77, 78,.....



AE: Does he really hope that I hide?

Does someone had already said that?

RG: The trunk of this is rather broad,....if this is not very expensive, I buy it....

I would rather push a chevy than drive a ford! I am tired of riding in that Crappy Ford.

Eames: Where are you Bobby?
Goren: Hee, Heee.


Sorry makes me think of when the kids were little and they thought I really couldn't see them

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Captain Eames put superGlue on my finger!

Goren: If I hold my finger like this, does it make my lips look more kissable?

You mean like this?

RG: I had heard of the parking problems in New York, but this is inconceivable ......



............yes, please, a crane, .......yes,..... the address is .......

Goren: Oh Dam, I forgot to pick up the fudgsicles and lemons for Jryan.
Eames: You are in trouble now.

RG: OOhhh ... WHAT????......Is that the donuts are over?

RG: It is the fourth time this month, I'm tired!....and you always have sugar in the mouth, you .........you are who eats them!!!

Goren: I will search all of NYC till I find where Jryan hid my Tie clips!

voice-off :.blah, blah...irresponsible ,...blah, blah.... you do not respect authority ...blah....



AE:It is useless that you put face of good guy ...!!

...... and here?

Cap. Ross: detective, I hope you have learned your part, ......let's see.
RG :..... ejmmm .... I'm a little teapot, short and stout ....(singing)



Capt. Ross: Now, Eames, is your turn
AE: ... I' m a clever teapot,



RG: " damn !!!!!!! I think that she has taken me the role"

RG: .... then ,..... Do you add onions on rice?.....

RG: ......HEY, HEY!!!!.......



.....What do you say?.....



......The det. McFly is more attractive than me??????......

RG: .... and when the hard drive heats up, you should fan just so ...



AE: ... uhmmm ... I see.....

RG: You see the poll says there are more shippers, but you never see the shippers post, so it must be a conspiracy! I think we should call those two from the FBI.

Eames: You mean Mulder and Scully?

RG: Yeah those two. That Mulder is a sharp dresser. Maybe he could give me pointers, some people on the board think I need help in that department.

Eames: Hmm, Bobby I think they just want you to take off your clothes.

All that kissing, my tongue is swollen.

Bobby: I better risk having Jyran kiss it to make it better?

Playing at the movies:

......a robot,.... not a zombie, ..........I know!!!.... Men in black!!!!

Administration: I don't understand what you want me to do?
Goren: I want you to stop that shipping poll, do a recount, I don't understand why people would think Eames and I should be together.
Administration: Listen, I try to stay away from those forums as much as possible, they voted, they probably fixed the voting but I can't do anything about it, I just sit here and try and sell shoes, drugs and other things nobody wants.

RG: Captain, Do you know that your hair shines especially today?



AE:....yes......It´s true!, ....Hypnooooootic.......

RG: uhmmmmmm ....... a pharmacy here ,...... uhmmmmmm ,....... I know ,...... uhhmmmmmmm ,..........let me think......., wait!......... uhmmmmmm, .........maybe.......no,.............uhmmmmmmmmm.........

It continues. . .

Eames: So you see, the problem is that I can't get to my e-mail account.
Goren: Well here's the problem, you gotta do this, then this and presto! - Hey what's this?
Eames:. . . Uhh, what's what?
Goren: (reading) "From lady_m: Eames It's been over three weeks since you 'borrowed' my Domo-kun, and don't tell me you didn't take him, I know it was you who unlocked the shed door. Besides, it's quite lonely up here without him. . . " - Care to explain this one?
Eames: Uh, well, you see. . . (starts backing away. . .)

RG: Keep looking, they are my mother´s pendant.......I look with favor on them....

Frank: I'm sorry Bobby, I didn't know it meant so much to you.
Bobby: That was my favorite rubber ducky.

Frank: I didn't see it, you sure you handed it to me.
Bobby: Yes, it was on a little yellow post it note, Eames wrote down her number. She wants to talk to you about that hotel comment you made.

Look!! a strawberry!!!...ah, no....

Ross: Eames, who happens to Goren?
Eames: I am not sure, he says that he is seeing Elvis on the wall .....- sigh- damn mayonnaise, I warned him that it smelled bad...

shaking his lip with his finger: bulf, bulf, bulf, bulf, bulf

Goren: No, don't look at him Eames. I locked the door, he can't come in, I am tired of him, telling us what to do.

Goren: I think the Ladies would love it, if I grew just a thin mustache right above my lip.

Eames: Uh, Bobby?
Goren: Just ignore him, he wants attention.
Ross: -sniff sniff- What'd I do this time?

Ross: tell Goren release that portfolio ..... right now!
Eames: no way, he says that this is a replacement-consolation-of his fly-pug-cushion ....

we need information from a yacht .... we want to celebrate Thanksgiving at sea.....



...... It has to be big and comfortable, I have 132 wives demanding ....

lucky woman: ummmmmmmm.....

Bobby: Sure lady whatever...~~daydreams about his 132 wives instead~

Kim, you're welcome on the yacht, says Bobby, but KRod wanted me to tell ya you must bring her a present!