Capt. Ross: Goren, GET OVER IT! nobody cares about your teeth, your being paranoid!
Goren: Yes sir....


Eames: Great! here we go again...
Goren: Wait, Eames, let him finish! Did you just say my teeth were crooked?


Bobby: Hey, Eames, did you just hear him? I think that he just said soemthing about my teeth!!

*i could go on, but they've probably been kinda lame, so i'll spare you....*

Good ones!!

Goren: Umm, I know Im supposed to be laying into you but I hear your dad is an orthodontist....do you think you could get me a referral?

Goren: Lean in...like this?
Eames: Forget it, you're not nearly threatening enough. *calls Stabler*

Goren: Lean in...like this?
Eames: Forget it, you're not nearly threatening enough. *calls Stabler*

Stabler: Hot, volitile & threatening..what else do you need??

I could use a courtesy laugh for my lame attempt..its my first caption (and last)

Goren: Gee, your hair smells terrific!

For the over 35 crowd!

Capt. Ross: Goren, GET OVER IT! nobody cares about your teeth, your being paranoid!
Goren: Yes sir....


Eames: Great! here we go again...
Goren: Wait, Eames, let him finish! Did you just say my teeth were crooked?


Bobby: Hey, Eames, did you just hear him? I think that he just said soemthing about my teeth!!

*i could go on, but they've probably been kinda lame, so i'll spare you....*

Does anyone know what episode this is from? and the name of the perp? He is a real cutie..lol.
Thanks for the kind comments.

Stereo Curly-Tops.....very nice.

I think this is 'Connie' (Billy Lush) from 'Sound Bodies' in the Third Season.

Does anyone know what episode this is from? and the name of the perp? He is a real cutie..lol.
Thanks for the kind comments.

Stereo Curly-Tops.....very nice.

Of course you would know! We need to come up with some sort of title for gorenfan everyone. Any ideas?

That's your nickname....not your title. You title will have to be something prestigeous (bsl).

Lady Storm cloud?....Say it with a British accent, it sounds great.

I like that, but YF seems to think I need more of a title. So I hereby declare myself Czarina Dark Cloud. (Bringing out the Russian heritage in me)!

Da, Harasho! (spelled phonetically)

Someone say something to get me mad!! That's when I write my best.

That sounds Japanese to me! OK.

One more post to 1000. I want it to be interesting, significant and eloquent. Someone say something to get me mad!! That's when I write my best.

LOGAN IS BETTER, SMARTER, AND SEXIER THAN GOREN. There I did it, I started a fire...lets sit back and watch it burn!!!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. But yeah, that's a good way to get gorenfan fired up. Too bad we all know you couldn't possibly mean that, it's too absurd!!

Did you just quote dodge ball the movie?

Yeah...is that bad?

Thanks to The Velocity of Vincent and LOCI for the pic.



Goren: I look good in this.

Perp: Yeh, whatever.

No, I love that movie!! Another great line "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!!"

OMG, I could just eat him up! I love a man in uniform! (Not the perp)

Thanks to The Velocity of Vincent and LOCI for the pic.


How about this.......
Goren: I wear a size 13, and you wear a.....?

Perp: I'm NOT listening!

Thanks to The Velocity of Vincent and LOCI for the pic.

Brilliant comment... when I was looking at the pic for the first time, I immediately noticed the difference in the boots sizes... but couldn't think of a 'clean' way of mentioning it ..