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Carver auditions for Edward Knives Hands
Man: No See, you should have taken a left at the last intersection, then you go a quarter mile down the road, then...
Goren thinking: If I was allowed to drive this would never happen, but nooooo she has to always be the one driving.
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 13 2008, 01:51 PM) 
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Carver auditions for Edward Knives Hands
These knife photo quotes are too funny!
I love the ones about the shades, too....
QUOTE (KimberlyT @ May 13 2008, 02:49 PM)
Not only does he look goooodddd....he looks FIIINNNEEEEE!!!Man, I wanna be Joy Behar so bad. I have to sit on a block of ice just to watch that clip.
I wish he'd come on the View when the new episodes start.
QUOTE (hullbound @ May 13 2008, 12:24 PM)
"sharp in court" Good one Det.B!!!! 
Goren: "Hey Eames you know the difference, other than me being a better detective, between me and that Horatio guy form "CSI Miami"? I make these sunglasses look goooood."
Eames: "....sigh.... Bobby, you stole that line from 'Men In Black' "
Goren:"So, it doesn't make it any less true. I look gooood."
Goren: "Hey Eames you know the difference, other than me being a better detective, between me and that Horatio guy form "CSI Miami"? I make these sunglasses look goooood."
Eames: "....sigh.... Bobby, you stole that line from 'Men In Black' "
Goren:"So, it doesn't make it any less true. I look gooood."
that is awesome because it is so true...he was in MIB so it counts right haha
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Law and Order: The cooking show
Carver: Ok who wants the Drumstick?
Law and Order: The cooking show
Carver: Ok who wants the Drumstick?
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 13 2008, 06:58 PM)
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Law and Order: The cooking show
Carver: Ok who wants the Drumstick?
Law and Order: The cooking show
Carver: Ok who wants the Drumstick?
that's funny!
They call me Carver....Ron Carver....
or
Excuse me, your honor, but does anyone watch the Food network?
QUOTE (cluck73 @ May 13 2008, 08:49 PM)
They call me Carver....Ron Carver....
or
Excuse me, your honor, but does anyone watch the Food network?
"Carver...Ron Carver!!!!!!" NEVER even thought of that. LOVE IT!
QUOTE (hullbound @ May 13 2008, 08:24 PM)
"sharp in court" Good one Det.B!!!!
Goren: "Hey Eames you know the difference, other than me being a better detective, between me and that Horatio guy form "CSI Miami"? I make these sunglasses look goooood."
Eames: "....sigh.... Bobby, you stole that line from 'Men In Black' "
Goren:"So, it doesn't make it any less true. I look gooood."
Goren: "Hey Eames you know the difference, other than me being a better detective, between me and that Horatio guy form "CSI Miami"? I make these sunglasses look goooood."
Eames: "....sigh.... Bobby, you stole that line from 'Men In Black' "
Goren:"So, it doesn't make it any less true. I look gooood."
In that moment,when I saw the knifes,the thougth just poped in my head Hullboud!!
Bobby looks wayyy better than Horatio in those shades!!
QUOTE (detectiveB @ May 14 2008, 12:39 PM)
In that moment,when I saw the knifes,the thougth just poped in my head Hullboud!!
Bobby looks wayyy better than Horatio in those shades!!
Bobby looks wayyy better than Horatio in those shades!!
Homer simpson looks better than Horatio in shades. lol.
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 13 2008, 07:58 PM)
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Law and Order: The cooking show
Carver: Ok who wants the Drumstick?
Law and Order: The cooking show
Carver: Ok who wants the Drumstick?
hahahaha
QUOTE (cluck73 @ May 13 2008, 08:49 PM)
They call me Carver....Ron Carver....
Carver singing: She cut off their tails with a carving knife, have you ever seen such a sight in your life...3 blind mice...3 blind mice....
Eames has to take a family Leave and Goren is forced to take a temp partner.
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 14 2008, 02:26 PM)
Eames has to take a family Leave and Goren is forced to take a temp partner.
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 14 2008, 12:26 PM)
Eames has to take a family Leave and Goren is forced to take a temp partner.
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
Excellent, JRyan! Have you ever considered writing fan fiction?
QUOTE (ciaddict @ May 14 2008, 03:16 PM)
Excellent, JRyan! Have you ever considered writing fan fiction?
You really should JRyan because that was an awesome story I am seriously laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
QUOTE (hullbound @ May 13 2008, 01:24 PM)
"sharp in court" Good one Det.B!!!!
Goren: "Hey Eames you know the difference, other than me being a better detective, between me and that Horatio guy form "CSI Miami"? I make these sunglasses look goooood."
Eames: "....sigh.... Bobby, you stole that line from 'Men In Black' "
Goren:"So, it doesn't make it any less true. I look gooood."
Goren: "Hey Eames you know the difference, other than me being a better detective, between me and that Horatio guy form "CSI Miami"? I make these sunglasses look goooood."
Eames: "....sigh.... Bobby, you stole that line from 'Men In Black' "
Goren:"So, it doesn't make it any less true. I look gooood."
Funny
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 14 2008, 03:26 PM)
Eames has to take a family Leave and Goren is forced to take a temp partner.
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
Goren sits and waits for his new partner to arrive.
All of a sudden he comes rushing in.
Goren tries to explain to him policy and procedures.
and interrogation techniques. And his size 13 shoe.
But det Homer had his own style.
So they headed out into the field, Det. Goren tried to show him how to charm suspects into telling you what they know.
Well it didn't work too well for Det. Homer
Goren tried to show Homer Simpson how looking the part of a NYPD Detective shows confidence and displays a manly hotness.
Well, with Det. Homer Simpson it was all about Guns, and Donuts.
Well Goren about had enough of Det Homer. And went into Capt Ross' office and begged to have a different partner," Capt. This guy is a some sort of Character, he is A Cartoon!" I can't work with him!"
Ross: "Sorry Goren, but the dept has a "No discrimination policy, we can't discriminate against anything any more, you just have to deal with it."
Well luckily for Goren the next day, this picture was published in the Ledger!
Well after the chief of D's saw that Homer was arrested. For indecent exposure
After he got out, he was elected senator of NYC.
But what about Robert Goren? Well Eames of course came back, and He was happy again!
Nice work!
QUOTE (Chestilaroo @ May 14 2008, 06:47 PM)
You really should JRyan because that was an awesome story I am seriously laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
Maybe one day, I really don't have the time, I have Ideas in my head, But to get them down, I guess I could write them down on paper then transfer them on computer, right now I am happy with the fortunatly and unfortunely thread.
Goren: Eames, I know your short, but I knew those heels would make you trip and fall one day.
Goren: How did they plant this tracking device on me, and how did they get it there?
Goren: So you want to Date Detective Eames?
Young Guy: Yes she is sooo HOT, and Smokin.
Goren: why are you scratching?
Young Guy: Oh I have a skin condition, but its clearing up.
Goren:(thinking) oh this is going to get her back for that April fools joke she played on me.
Goren: Ok here's her home number, and her address, she would love to hear from you.
Young Guy: Cool man, thanks.
Goren: Look eames, I touch him here and look at his shorts!
Eames: oh brother. Goren you need to get a date, fast.
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 19 2008, 11:27 AM)
Goren: Eames, I know your short, but I knew those heels would make you trip and fall one day.
Goren: How did they plant this tracking device on me, and how did they get it there?
Goren: So you want to Date Detective Eames?
Young Guy: Yes she is sooo HOT, and Smokin.
Goren: why are you scratching?
Young Guy: Oh I have a skin condition, but its clearing up.
Goren:(thinking) oh this is going to get her back for that April fools joke she played on me.
Goren: Ok here's her home number, and her address, she would love to hear from you.
Young Guy: Cool man, thanks.
Goren: Look eames, I touch him here and look at his shorts!
Eames: oh brother. Goren you need to get a date, fast.
I LOVE these! JRyan, you are TOO good at this game!
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 14 2008, 03:26 PM)
Eames has to take a family Leave and Goren is forced to take a temp partner.
HAHAHAHAHA! Great "ep", Jryan!
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 15 2008, 07:12 AM)
Maybe one day, I really don't have the time, I have Ideas in my head, But to get them down, I guess I could write them down on paper then transfer them on computer, right now I am happy with the fortunatly and unfortunely thread.
That is understandable time can sometimes become a major issue, but I must say you have a gift your captions are so fun I can only imagine what stories you have going on. I have not really been on the fortunately and unfortunately thread so perhaps I should check that out, by the way this:
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 19 2008, 10:27 AM)
Goren: Eames, I know your short, but I knew those heels would make you trip and fall one day.
Goren: How did they plant this tracking device on me, and how did they get it there?
Goren: So you want to Date Detective Eames?
Young Guy: Yes she is sooo HOT, and Smokin.
Goren: why are you scratching?
Young Guy: Oh I have a skin condition, but its clearing up.
Goren:(thinking) oh this is going to get her back for that April fools joke she played on me.
Goren: Ok here's her home number, and her address, she would love to hear from you.
Young Guy: Cool man, thanks.
Goren: Look eames, I touch him here and look at his shorts!
Eames: oh brother. Goren you need to get a date, fast.
this is another hit, I love it haha these are so awesome.
I am not near as creative as Jryan so I thought I would just post the picture and see how well it goes.
Goren: So should we tell the captain that we are the ones who had Lewis take his car apart and reassemble it in the Chief of D's office?
QUOTE (ciaddict @ May 20 2008, 09:56 PM)
Goren: So should we tell the captain that we are the ones who had Lewis take his car apart and reassemble it in the Chief of D's office?
I like it, it is better than anything I would have come up with.
Goren: There, Eames has Nicole all tied up and duct taped...covered in honey and laying on that ant hill...doesn't she look comfortable?
Logan: A little vindictive are we...hahaha!
Goren: So what do you think of my surprise for the girls of the NoRomo?
Logan: Oh, I think they're going to really love it!
Noth:Sooo..Vincent why is your new girlfriend??
Vincent:That tall brunnete!!She is so pretty and cute,and so smart,too Chris!!
Noth:Niceee..she is hot,and has a JLo butt!!
Vincent:Be polite Chris!!Don't talk in that way about my girlfriend detectiveB!!
Noth:OK,OK Vincent!!Just one think to ask you..isn't she too young for you??
Vincent:~blushes~Aaa..no Chris..she is very mature!!
Noth:Yea rigth..very mature..HA!!Vincent..you..you dirty old man..~laugths loudly~
Vincent: Oh Chris our love is forever
Chris: Don't get all sappy...
Vincent: (singing) I am 16, going on 17 innocent as a rose...
Chris: Umm... Aren't you singing the wrong part?
Goren: Oh Please Let me Drive, Logan, Eames Never Lets me Drive.
Logan: I know and she told me why, Goren your Intelligent, but your a horrible driver.
Too many good ones to quote! I love this thread!
QUOTE (ciaddict @ May 21 2008, 06:06 PM)
Too many good ones to quote! I love this thread!
Yep, but "The Sound of Music" one is my fave!
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ May 21 2008, 01:52 PM)
Vincent: (singing) I am 16, going on 17 innocent as a rose...
Chris: Umm... Aren't you singing the wrong part?
That is so funny
Chris: try and drink now....Don't spill...don't spill
QUOTE (Chestilaroo @ May 21 2008, 07:16 PM)
That is so funny
Chris: try and drink now....Don't spill...don't spill
Chris: try and drink now....Don't spill...don't spill
Good one! What show is that? Is it on Youtube? How can that woman manage to sit there with THOSE two so close?!
Bobby: Hey Logan, do you know who dropped this?
QUOTE (Chestilaroo @ May 21 2008, 03:47 PM)
Vincent: Oh Chris our love is forever
Chris: Don't get all sappy...
QUOTE (JanxAngel @ May 21 2008, 03:52 PM)
Vincent: (singing) I am 16, going on 17 innocent as a rose...
Chris: Umm... Aren't you singing the wrong part?
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 21 2008, 05:31 PM)
Goren: Oh Please Let me Drive, Logan, Eames Never Lets me Drive.
Logan: I know and she told me why, Goren your Intelligent, but your a horrible driver.
These are great...too funny!
I want to know also--where is this from?
QUOTE (chimera @ May 21 2008, 11:14 PM)
I want to know also--where is this from?
If you go to the Reel under interviews, I think they have the interview where you can watch it,
Interviews TheReel Click on Sept 30, 2005 Today show.
Goren: Hey Eames Look at the Kidney stone I passed!
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 22 2008, 06:33 AM)
Goren: Hey Eames Look at the Kidney stone I passed!
OUCH!!!!
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 22 2008, 09:33 AM)
Goren: Hey Eames Look at the Kidney stone I passed!
omg! ouch!
Goren: No seriously...its a breath mint, see watch...::pops it into his mouth::
QUOTE (KimberlyT @ May 22 2008, 03:05 PM)
omg! ouch!
Goren: No seriously...its a breath mint, see watch...::pops it into his mouth::
Goren: No seriously...its a breath mint, see watch...::pops it into his mouth::
The captions for these are so great haha
I have never seen the actual interview of this picture
tho I would like to so thank you Jryan I will have to look for it, but I know it is from the Today show of 2005. 
Vincent: look what I can do!
Goren: Then after Jryan and I went...
Eames: Bobby I liked it better when you didn't talk about your personal life.
QUOTE (Jryan @ May 22 2008, 08:28 AM)
If you go to the Reel under interviews, I think they have the interview where you can watch it,
Interviews TheReel Click on Sept 30, 2005 Today show.
Interviews TheReel Click on Sept 30, 2005 Today show.
I watched it. It was fun!
QUOTE (flashymom @ May 23 2008, 07:59 AM)
I watched it. It was fun!
I watched it too I loved it I thought he was so cute cuz he acts somewhat shy.
QUOTE (ciaddict @ May 20 2008, 11:56 PM)
Goren: So should we tell the captain that we are the ones who had Lewis take his car apart and reassemble it in the Chief of D's office?
MOST excellent, ciaddict!
Vincent: Hey Kim...yeah I'm almost done here...give me 15 more minutes and I will pick you up...
(KimT: THUD!!!)
QUOTE (KimberlyT @ May 23 2008, 07:22 PM)
Vincent: Hey Kim...yeah I'm almost done here...give me 15 more minutes and I will pick you up...
(KimT: THUD!!!)
haha
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Vincent: 911 I would like to Report a stalker, no its not female he is male, could you send someone right away, he is freaking me out.
Vincent: 911 I would like to Report a stalker, no its not female he is male, could you send someone right away, he is freaking me out.
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