HYSTERICAL!

Bobby: aaaaaahhhhh.......choooooooo
Cluck: God bless you!
or
Bobby: EAMES! What is that awful perfume you're wearing?

Croyton: Hey, I'm talking to you!!!
Goren: Excuse me, did I just see Cluck walk by?

Ross has bad BO!

man off screen: what is your partner doing?

eames: oh that dont mind him, he takes the oppotunity to dance whenever he feels it coming on

goren: but seriously tho how hot do i look right now?!!!

Bobby to director: My tie clip is crooked! Cut! Ross straighten my clip!

chuckling I am more and more a Ross fan, you are so mean heh heh

Ross: Eames, be nice!
Eames: Seriously Rogers... Why?



Goren: JAZZ HANDS!
Eames: Well, he IS handy for changing light bulbs...


Goren: So which one am I again? I'm Mr. Black right?
Eames: No, you're Mr. Pink.
Goren: Why do I have to be pink, you're the girl...
Ross: Quit it you two, or I'll go Mr. Blonde on both of you.


Awwww yeeeaaaahhhh.....
$240....


That CAN be arranged. Look...

JanxAngel, you're killin' me--I could use this temorary tatoo maker to put his lips and hands on...oh phooey, they don't work on fur

I've sniffed a lot of decomp in my career, but this
breakroom fridge beats the lot.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm cryin'!

::clapping wildly::Bravo! No, U-S-A!!

Good one chimera!!!!

[quote name='KRodgers' date='Jan 22 2008, 08:41 AM' post='717320']


What the...!? Pencils??... Pfft, Fox Mulder must be sneaking over her to flirt with Eames again...

Man, I need a gas-x!

Goren: I wonder if anyone will figure out that I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night or switched my car insurance to Geico?

The superbowl is this weekend, Ross, I'll pay you $1000 dollars to let me out! I might even let you watch the game at my place. I said, I might.

Did somebody cut one loose? The smeller's the feller!

very cute!

Let me know if this pic offends you, and I will gladly remove it. I found it on a guy's log and he doesn't say where it came from. Does anyone know?

It is weird, because VDO's acting has feminine moments, his characters are enriched by his ability to be flirtatious or fluid in his movements. I feel he has an intriguing range of sexuality. Anyway, I think this one captions itself!

LOL!! LOL!!!

Goren: I sure hope Jryan is feeling better, I think I will pick her up some wonton soup, a dozen red roses and a frosty on my way home.

Feel better soon, Cap'n. I'll go on another secret mission to find you some onion soup and plenty of Vick's vapor rub. I'll ask Doc Goren to get to workin' on ya

Jryan, you made me sick! Call another Dr.

Aw, Jryan would be heartbroken, K-Rod. It's Doc Goren she wants.


spook

but, he had fun getting that way.

goren: good lord ross ur cheap cologne smells awful! did u bathe in it?!

Dr. Goren can call the nurse on call, me!

KRogers...yer avatar makes me sweat everytime I see it...should be registered with Jenny Craig as a weight-loss miracle!!!
*whew*

do you mean because it inspires you to lose weight? I curious, that.

well yah, actually Vincet was my first inspiration when I started trying (62 pounds later now), not sure why that was...I was going through a rough patch...losing my gram - losing myself to past bad experiences that i thought I had dealt with and now guess I was wrong (maybe forgetting things isnt the right choice)- not thinking good things and being in a bad place..ah well

but that picture makes me sweat and I have heard that sweating is a good way to loose weight! Now if the sight and thought of him would workout my body and not just my brain...wow I would be TINY!

That's interesting, because since I got my crush on him, I have started dieting too. It helps me to look at him. I think, he can be fat, and then in shape, big and muscular, attractive in many forms. It made me think of body sculpture as being worth it, not to turn back the clock, but to live to my full potential in the present. Also, I've practiced some old dance steps and danced at a couple of receptions recently and had a wonderful time just being my self. So sweet, to see him move. Well, maybe this belongs on the hot thread. What a guy.

inspiring huh?! Its all good

That is interseting,too for me!!I'v lost some weigth,too,since I got really hucked on VDO wacthing!!I don't overeat beacuze I don't feel comfortable in my own skin,even size;I learned that from VDO!!I learned to love my body for what it is,and that I was unicly build like that,and I shouln'd compare to other people,skinnier that me.That this is how I'm,and I'm should be cool with that,and becauze of that I'm special in my own unic way!!

That's a beautiful sentiment! *sigh* Is there NOTHING that the Delicious D'onofrio CAN'T do?? Standard of hotness, inspiration to millions, loving husband and father...

Because it steams the weight off of ya?

Oh No! My hands have gone numb! The tie clip, I can't reach it!

ok I am feeling better, but not creatively better yet. So found these for yall to work on.









If dick wolf hired non union writers.
Eames: Bobby, I am pregnant.
Bobby: I didn't do it!?
Tune in next season ?!
Vdo:(Thinking) Dang, wish the writers would come back.



Goren:Ok, Jryan this is how its gunna work, you, me.....(sensored)

Goren thinking to himself: Okay, Carver, enough of the postulating, estimating, blah, blah, blah, it's time to wrap this up.... I'm missing Deal or No Deal.

Yup, Yup, Yup...


[quote name='Jryan' date='Jan 31 2008, 11:24 AM' post='728062']
ok I am feeling better, but not creatively better yet. So found these for yall to work on.



Bobby thinking to himself: "Since the writers strike, things have been so slow...I DID have that offer from that cruise ship...SSNOROMO, er something.....maybe I should call them back?





Bobby thinking: "Wait...didn't they say they had a Doc Goren...ah, well maybe I could teach the dance lessons...I hear Kim wants to be first in line".



Eames: " So Captain, they have all the evidence we need, we just need to have the search warrent...."
Bobby thinking: "Hmmm...Dance lessons, where do I start...Salsa, Mambo...Damn better wear my size 13 THICK shoes, I am sure she will be stepping on my toes...






Goren: " No I am telling you...its all set up! I am going to give dance lessons on the ship until the writers strike is over and we can get back to work here. Look Eames, I need the money I have bills to pay!"
Eames: "You better wear those thick shoes...*sigh*"




Goren: "Man...What did I get myself into...lessons for ALL of those women...*Sigh*. And they want me to decide who goes first. I wonder if there is a back way out of this library...although, those two library secruity guards are pretty HOT! Maybe I will just stick it out for a while, can't be that bad really and they have a nice hot tub to soak my feet in...Just have to remember to stay clear of this place when, what was that name again *scratches back of neck*...AH, Doctor Goren...okay got it".

Damn, What if Eames is preganant again? I'll kick Ross's ass!

I just read this: Its not what your body looks like, its what it does.
Also, this is a quote, but I've forgotten who: I am the age I am, I look the way I look, I am who I am.
(but I do want to be healthier.) Somebody said, what's the VDO diet? I say, "Looking at him!"




yes ma'am!




detectiveB, did you put a puff of your naughtly sleeping gas on him! You better carry him to bed softly, so he doesn't bump his head on the door jamb. Tee Hee

That is hilarous!!

[quote name='Jryan' date='Jan 31 2008, 05:24 PM' post='728062']
ok I am feeling better, but not creatively better yet. So found these for yall to work on.



det.Goren:(Hmmm..that detectiveB..I can get her out my head!!What is going on with me!!I'm stronger than that!!)



det.Goren:(Oyy..my head,to much thinking of detectiveB,hurts my brain!!I can think at all;what is happenig to me??)



det.Goren:(I told Eames what detectiveB is doing to me,with her presents,lets see what she is gonna say!!)
det.Eames:Bobby,look..uuu..a cute guy..!
det.Bobby:(Whatt??Eames please,I need a friend to lisent to me!)


det.Goren:Look blond woman,I know that Eames send you!!See you and me,ein't gonna work!!You and me,dumb blond and smarty=disater!Plus I all ready like somebody else;smarter and naturaly prettyer than you-detectiveB!!So back off,woman!!

Yes I did!!(gigling)
I will,don't worry dear Chimera!!I will stroke his curls and wisper softly until falls asleep!!