CSI: (Thinking) Wow he looks Hot with that bat, wonder if he swings both ways.

Goren I'm sick and tired of you farting on my phone!

Yes, if you respond to some people in kind, they escalate. Yuck.



Crack me up!

Hey, detectiveB, don't give Bobby any floor burns. Also, don't rip his clothes off. He spent all his money on his mom and now he can't afford to buy new ones. So undress him carefully first. Please, OK? Thank you!

goren: HOW, Many Times I told you don't mess with the Crime SCENE!!!!!
CSI:(Thinking) Dam, I just trained that guy, Its getting harder to keep people.

Goren: Should I get these for Ross, or a tie clip?
Eames: You could glue a tie clip on instead of that dam buckle!

"I get to work with VDO all week. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah."

(I give Bogosian credit for being a good sport. He's always being compaired to VDO/Goren when that is just apples and oranges I think the guy takes it in stride in a good natured way.)

Bobby: How dare they not sign me to the Yankees! That Steinbrenner....

ROTFLMBO!!! I'm tearing up

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Thanks for beeing worryed about Bobby!! And I really can'not promise about the clothes; I'm sweet,but if my deepest passion takes over(you now Bobby doe's that to me)..well..let's just say feathers will be flying everywhere!!

Goren: Shame they don't come in size 13
Eames: Hmm, is this shoe from the Capt. Kirk collection?

Good one!
Lady: I know my rights, Detective
Goren: Your lefts ain't half bad, either. Huh, I guess we're due for some rain too.

Goren: I'm fired for sure, Ross could smell the fart! It was a silent but deadly one!

Ross gets under my skin! Why does he make my pic smaller? Maybe because he's so short, it makes him look taller! Jerk!

KRod-BRILLIANT!!!lmbo!!!

Ross ain't got nothing on me! Your wife made a pass on me Ross! Go figure!

I wonder if this tie clip taste like cherries?

Does anyone watch Guiding Light? I haven't in a long time, but I think Bobby (VDO) looks like Alan Spaulding in this picture! I know, I'm crazy...

I haven't watched it in years, but I grew up with GL. My mother and sisters still watch. And you are right! I hadn't thought about until you said it, but he does look like Alan Spaulding. So is Alan good or bad these days? We know VDO is good, but according to Kowalski he has an evil twin!

I think Alan is still evil, but I haven't watched it in a while.

Or alternatively,

Eames: For God's sake, it's a SHOE, Goren, not your mortgage.

goren: haha, deakins has no idea that i just put glue all over his chair!

I can't get the "color of dog$#!+" caption to copy, but that made me bray like a donkey

Goren: I tried to stop her Captain, I really did, but what can I do?
Ross: I know Detective...
Eames: I loves the Skit-Tles... Oh yeah...
Goren: See what I mean?



Dr.: What do you think Detective?
Bobby: Umm... You don't have enough to work it like that, you come off as desperate, and your perfume is WAAAY too much. Oh and I look better with eyeliner than you, honey. Mmm Hmm...



Goren: I don't know, what do you think of this one Eames?
Eames: It's perfect. For Studio 54... Are you going to a Disco Inferno?



Guy: Uh Detective, please stop hitting the victim's head...
Goren: Wait... WTF? What's that doing there? I thought I was hitting the picnic watermelon!

(side note - OMG look at how SMALL that bat is in his hands...)

Goren: Okay, bring in Logan. He's about to catch a Major Case!
Cop: Fine, I'll cover the body with my enormous poo-colored tie.

Mr. Rourke:

Goren: There's nothing like a '56 Buick.

Chimera: Janxangel, you're right about the bat looking tiny in his hands. Wow.

Bobby: Captain, I bet Eames she wouldn't eat Reeses Pieces until the end of the day. Its not even lunch, and look! Now, she won't give me the $5 she owes me!

Eames: You are such a tattle tale!!!

We all know Janxangel and Chimera,HOW HUGE HANDS Vincent HAS..AND BEAUTIFUL,TOO!!

Ross is on his way in. I'm blaming the farting on Eames!

Cajunnite on the USS NOROMO I can't believe I ate all that food. Wow and drank all those Hurricanes, I am going to have to tell CIaddict to schedule one of those again next week.

Maybe if I just slowly cover my tie clip and play dead, those tie clip fiends will fixate on Ross's belt buckle.

goren: all right captain i know we have had our share of disagreements but i think its time that we get over it. come on let's hug it out.

ross to eames: see i told u ur partner is nuts!

eames: dont look at me...he's like this all the time

LOL! Good one! But I think he'll like Southern Food Night too!

I didn't put the whoopie cushion in your chair captain!

I'll take a Number 1 extra onions, with cheese, super sized. And a diet Pepsi.

Ross thinks I like him. He's the Whack Job!

Good one, KRod!

I need Ross's address so I can leave poo in his mailbox and put a fire cracker in it so the poo will explode!

Goren: Is there such a thing as a LoJack for a tie clip?

det.Bobby:HA,HA,HA..you so funny,detectiveB..I can have fun all with you!!You to Chimera!!(Ross will be jelaous to me!!HA..I saw him cheking out detective'sB butt,and of course everything else!!If he tryes anything,I will brake every single bone in his body!!)

Is there a bug in my hair? I probably got lice from Ross's phone!

LOL!!!! omg i love that!! nice krod!

goren: ross said i have to sit in the corner and read the phonebook and think about what ive done...he's such a meany head!

You better smile for the camera Logan, because I don't like you!

Eames: If I could get that tie clip and sneak it outta here in my skittles, I bet I could get $300 bucks for it on Ebay.

Bobby: Eames, tell me, did that guy behind me just flick me in the head?
Eames: Oh Bobby, grow up!
Bobby: No, really, it hurts!

Good one!

Ross: Eames, I can't believe you asked Rodgers if I perm my hair! Did your partner put you up to this?