Dang, I shoulda had a V-8

Teehee! I love it!

Crap, I just jammed my pen in my head.

Next on CI to catch a Preditor.
Goren: So you say you were just here, to talk to the ">girl, and you brought Condoms and play toys. Oh don't mind the cameras.


Goren: Are you sure you want me to dress like this for your High School Reunion?


Lady: Mister I told you I didn't see anything I was off that night.
Goren: Just keep dancing, Is my partner looking at us now.....
Lady: No,
Goren: Well Now?


Just look at those eyes.

Bobby, are you seriously telling me you're afraid of water? Never figured you to be a scaredy cat!

(yaaawn) If he keeps talking I'm going to fall asleep right here!




Yes, hi, is Claire home?


I Shouldn't of had that third glass of Glenlivets at lunch.

GOREN:..........................................

EAMES:...........................................


They can't very well act a blank page, can they?

Let's hope the writer's strike is resolved soon For everyone's sake!

What good is sitting...

VDO: Kate, I have no lines! How am going to act with no lines?
Katie: Oh Vince, if anyone can act a blank page its you!

Eames, Please stop using my cell phone!


Oh, I'm definitely going to need my can of whoop ass for this!

Goren: Someone has been using my phone and Calling 1-900 numbers.
Eames: yeah sure somebody else did it.

Who's bright idea was it to have me wear this goofy-arse life... thingy?
Would this even be helpful if I fell in? I'm thinking... No.
Dang thing would probably choke me first.
Why can't I get a real life vest like Bobby?

Ross: They don't make them in kids' sizes.



Tall Goren is Tallllllllll....



Goren: I've got him now.
Eames: Who?
Goren: The punk who keeps prank calling me at 4am!



(in his head) Yeah... Be all smug, jerkface. You just THINK you're smart.



It's worse than I thought! They're dealing Stimutacs!



I am going to beat Sparks so bad when I catch him for dealing, he'll be stuck in that chair for REAL!

Last two were total Sealab 2021 jokes.

Piggyback ride was so LOLercoaster.

no caption, but looking at this photo again, look at the guy to the right with the blue hat? whats with his pom pom, lol. That needs to go in Bareks collection.

Goren: I hate when I can't sleep on my sleep number bed. I just not myself the next day.

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Goren: Well we proved the Rock was could have hit hard enough if dropped from this height to kill someone.
Eames: yeah but if fell right on Ross' Car. He is not going to be happy.

Goren: Just what I need, a nice vacation from NYC and crime fighting. I need to pick up Eames one of these hats. She is gunna love it. Wonder if Ross will let me dress like this around the office?

Goren: No we are not real doctors, but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

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Bobby: Who says I hate the beach? This is the best undercover stint I've had in a while! oof! Eames will be jealous!

Girl: She said I was fat!
Falucci: Logan! I did not! Don't listen to this loon!

Lady: I won't confess till you get that other Detective here, The tall one, with the Brown eyes, with the finger.

Bobby: Hey! I found my tie clip!
Carver: Detective, you never cease to amaze me!

Thought I'd give it a shot....!!!!




Goren: Can you pass the salt?



Goren: Make one more remark about my tie and I'll knock you back to headquarters!

or

Goren: Do you want me kick your butt?



Goren: Don't move! There's a spider by your butt...
CSU: Oh, God...



Goren: Is that bacon I smell?

or

Goren: She said what?!



Goren: (thinking).....Do I tell him he has food stuck in his teeth?

Bobby: Thanks Mr. Carver for the search Warrent of Jryan's house, when I slept there, she kept my tie clip, you wouldn't believe the things we found, She had Logans Tie, Deakins tie pin, Ross' Belt, Richie's Gun halter, That girl is popular. Oh and Mr. Carver we found a pair of your suspenders.
Carver: I wondered where I left those.

Goren: (thinking) Omg his fly is undone, Just keep looking up, keep looking up. Oh my is he a size 16 shoe or something. Keep looking up.

These are great!

JRyan, you are a bad girl!

Hey I just had an extra bedroom.

In your dreams!

Wrong thread.

Love the "keep looking up" one!

No krod in my dreams he wouldn't be in the extra bedroom, lol

LOL!!! Jryan, I like the way you think!

Rodgers: Damn, look at Ross's a$$
Goren: Humm, I would give it a 6.5. Ok on jiggle, but it needs a bit more lift.




Goren: So, I gave Ross's a$$ a 6.5. But Rogers, says it is a 10. Whadda think?
Eames: Ooh, I never noticed, but I would say 7.75.




Eames: So you know that the ME is not a real blond, right?
Ross: (Thinking to himself...Oh no another one is after me. How am I going to let her down easy.)

Bobby: C'mon Eames, don't you think we make a cute couple?
Eames: Ugh, Bobby, your cologne is making me sick! What is that, the Peppe Le Pu special?



Bobby: So you and Ross, huh?
Rodgers: Shut it detective before I knee you in the...

Test how to add a new pic...

This one is just dying for something...but I got nutin'

Bobby: Ah, this feels sooo nice. I sure miss Cluck73
Eames: Uh Bobby, thats a punching bag.
TJ: Dude, you're crazy.

or

Bobby: Ah, I sure miss my teddy bear. It hasn't been the same since my mom took him away when I was 17.
Eames: I'm not sure how much more I can take.
TJ: You lost your teddy bear? I still have mine, sucker!

Eames (moments before): I told ya to knock, Bobby!
Off camera, Ross is "saluting" Rogers
Goren: Oh god, pretend we didn't see! Pretend we didn't see!

Eames: Oh my eyes! My eyes!

Eames: Bobby, you handle this, I just don't even know what to say right now.
Bobby: Uh, Captain, normally we save these things for when we are off duty...

That was excellent! I can't stop giggling...

'Allo, my leedle petites pois ... 'ere are some more for yew tew play wiz ...

Bobby: Hey this is fun.
Eames: Lets see if Ross can get the popcorn in my mouth this time.




Eames: Now listen Bobby for the last time, stop kicking me under the desk
Bobby: Huh!! Make me.




Bobby:This bloodied bandaid should complete my bandaid collection.
Eames: Oh!!!! Gross.




Bobby: Its all up here ... my little brain cells are thinking all the time.
Eames: He's finally lost it, reading too many Poirot mysteries.



Bobby: Ok, who nicked my folder, it was here a minute ago.
PropMan: Gee, that Eames is 'hot'.
Eames: Don't make eye contact... don"t make eye contact.




Bobby: (singing) O sole mio...lalalala

BaldGuy: Oh, someone throw a rock at him.




Bobby: Do not forsake me oh my darling although you're grieving don't think of leaving.(tralalala)

BaldGuy: This guy needs to get a life or join a barbershop quartet.




Eames: Oh this one is a cutie
Bobby: Ummm Eames, I think that 'he' is a 'she'.




Bobby: So, ummm, same time next week.
Eames: I think not, Bobby, some of us have a life. I think I am over pretending to be your girlfriend.
Bobby: Aw c'mon,I have only one more dance lesson left and I promise not watch my feet, Pleeese.

My favorite tie clip! K

Great lines, locifanz!


spook

Bobby: Captain maybe you and Rodgers should wait until you get home. This isn't Grey's Anatomy you know.

TJ: Dude what are you doing.
Bobby: I am practicing my dance moves for the policemans ball tomorrow night.
Eames: Oh Brother!

Bobby: Uh, sir, Uh, we can wait out side for you, Uh to get dressed, then we will ask you those questions. Is that a size 5 shoe?
Eames: At least.
Man: I just got out the pool! The water was cold!

You would have to have seen Seinfield to get that joke.

PM me if you don't, lol.