worked for me

Crap!!! I'll try again.

I fixed it already.

Thank you. I've been trying to figure out how to post pictures since Saturday. I'm not what you would call technologicaly inclined. (Or very good at spelling)

MMB

Love it, holiday Inn would sell more rooms with that ad.

Logan: do I look like Zoolander?

Bobby: Rogers said I have lice! Eames, can you check me?

Goren: Look what I can do! I can button my jacket up...all by myself!
Suspect: (thinking) They dragged me down here for this?

ROFLMAO!!!

LOGOWNED!

It's very silly but it's what just popped into my head.

Goren: You gunna eat your mashpotatoes?



Goren: I been told I have a magic finger,.... Wanna lick it?
Goren: Hey why you have Eames phone number on that post it?


Person on Floor: Hmmm They road off on two horses.
Goren: Geez Eames takes another maternity leave and I get Tonto for my new partner.



Goren: Clear the room, Eames cut a stinker!

Goren: What you talkin bout Willis?




Eames: Stareing at Nicole won't make her confess.



Guy on Desk: geez I knew there was a penalty for early withdrawl but this is crazy.



Goren: I just love my Motorolla, It gets me my calls, they come thru crisp clear and never drops my calls.
Eames: ( off camera) USA has us doing commericals now?
Goren: No, I just love my phone.

Jryan, yours are cracking me up especially the motorolla one.




Eames: Do I want to know what your doing?
Goren: Quiet Eames. I'm trying to make the judge's gavel levitate with mind.
Eames: Right. I shouldn't have asked.

JRyan, you are cracking me up! LOL at "magic finger"!!!

NERD POST!



Eames: Knock it off Goren!
Goren: I can do this.
Eames: You are NOT a Jedi, you CANNOT do the Jedi mind trick!

Goren: But Capitain, it's not fair.
Deakins: The matter is closed. While you're at work Rules 76-78 do not apply.
Goren: Then I think Rule 79 should be abolished, too.
Eames: Not on your life.

In addition to the Internets you won earlier today, you also get... A BRAND NEW CAR!

I keed. How about a halloween LOLCat instead?

Goren: You think I look good in this ...you should see me in my BTSOH




BlackSuitedGuy: If I hurry I should get to the candy machine first.
Bobby: Hey, not fair, you had a head start.
Carver: That was a good idea of yours Eames to come to the office via the cafeteria.
Eames: Yeah, It's gets a little ugly when you try to beat Bobby to the candy.


p.s I just love this pic..those shoulders, woooof......fanz

Goren's past revealed: Undercover with Vice Squad!

Quote:"Lookin' for the bad boys. Hook 'em, and book 'em."


I am not a slash-er, but man, I couldn't resist!
I loooove him in leather, anyway. Yum!




The Quest for Better Coffee Continues... or Slow Day at The Precinct

Quote[thinks]:"I can harvest water from that leak in the celing for coffee. The tiles should filter out the impurities, and improve flavor. Anything is better than tap water! I wonder if I could run a tube from that collection point and thread it to a resivoir hidden in my desk... or could I thread it directly into the coffee maker so it becomes a closed system? Surgical tubing, check. Funnel, check. Stapler, check. Big twist-tie, check. If I loop the system correctly it would be a natural syphon. Though improvising a pump would be more fun."

(note: this is an obtuse reference to Barney Miller, if anyone remembers that dinosaur!)


Can you tell I love geeks?





Quote:"Go go gadget finger!"


Can you tell I am a geek?



Long day on a stake-out

Ames:I spy with my little eye something that begins with "P".


Enjoy!

I adore this thread. (Please, someone tell me where I can lay my eyes on a copy of the Full Set Of VDO Rules. How many are there now? 79? 80?)

Goren: I'm not sure I like this NYPD pin-up calendar idea...
Eames: Quit being a baby and look pouty.




Goren: I don't get enough time to really just sit and contemplate the universe.




Goren: Do you see this finger? Do you know what this finger is capable of?
Person off camera: Uhh...
Goren: You do NOT want me to unload this finger on you. Now TALK!




Goren: Ok this IS fun!
Eames: Told ya. Pirates are awesome.
Goren: Still say Ninjas are better though.
Eames: You would...





Leather is always Win. I'm not a slasher in particular, but I love bishi!

As for geeking out - I have made references to Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, Firefly, anime and two internet jokes. All in this thread. I also have a Ring reference somewhere out there too.

It's Eames. Not Ames.

Wasn't the guy who played Barney Miller the father in the "Suite Sorrow" epi?

Bishi short for Bishonen. Bishonen - beautiful boy. Bishoujo - beautiful girl. Biseinen - Beautiful man. Bijin - Beautiful woman.

JC - There isn't a full set. There's basically 76-79. I arbitrarily started at 76 because the Rules of the Internet over on Encyclopedia Dramatica didn't go up that high. I suppose that could be a new project though...

Goren:Its an urban myth that women have more ribs. I've been counting mine. OOH! I'm ticklish!

Funny.

Goren: Dammit. Personal memo: Buy some OldSpice deoderant.




Eames: ...now what?
Goren: Now put your left palm facing you next to your other hand.
Eames: You better not be making me look foolish Bobby.

Vance: So, you're here to get your job back?
Sciorra: Yep. Kept my badge too. Those Mot_er Fu_kers weren't gonna lay me off without a fight.

Eames: Can I be "it" next time we play Simon Says?

I can't get the picture to come up? I even tried right clicking and selecting show picture.

The insert image button doesn't work. And you have to use [img] (link to image here) [./img] tags. Just don't put the period in the second tag.

If you use photobucket though, they have the tags already there, just click on the line that says Forum then paste.

Right clicking to show picture is for viewing a picture that's on the site, not posting a new one.

DETNath - great poster! I luvz motivationals.

Here are a few more to play with. Grateful thanks to www.thereelvincentdonofrio.com - well, not the first one.












(note: NO TIE-CLIP!!)








"Well itsa whun fortha money, two fortha show, three to get ready now GO CAT GO! But dontcha, stepponma blue suede shoooes ..."

And that's my saga!!! Great, gorgeous pictures BTW (except that first one- wth??)

Very, very funny CI. Love it!

I love that. Thank you!!!

The day Goren finally flipped his gourd.

"THE Sly Stallone? Oooh! Where?"



(here's one for English fans - ) "Just one Cornetto - geev eet to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, deelicios ice-cream, from It-aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Lozzie your caption reminded me something... Now i'm forced to do it.



Revolutionary biscuits of It-A-Ly! Rise up out of your box! You have nothing to lose but your waaaafers! Yum Yum Yum yum yummmm....

(ok since no one will get it... It's from a show called The Young Ones, the episode called Bambi. The train gets held up by mexican bandits. The conductor starts rambling about revolutionaries having cookies and stuff named after them, then sings that little tune.)

Eames: This wasn't in the brochure.

Is it just me but I don't see this pic?

Great caps,CI I enjoyed it immensely. Thanks

Oh

My

Goodness.

Someone else who remembers one of THE seminal television moments of my youth!

I am convinced that Bobby Goren watched the Young Ones. I think in that picture he could also be saying:

"Oh Cliff! Sometimes it must be difficult, not to feel as IF
You really are a CLIFF
When FASCISTS keep trying to push you over it.
Are they the lemmings? Or are you - Cliff?
Or ARE you Cliff?"

If you're curious, look here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYgxaZ-sPkk But be warned. It is not at all subtle.

I just can't believe there's someone else here who's seen The Young Ones! He so watched that show. Even if he would never admit to it.

And yeah.... He could be acting "The People's Poet" in that scene. Though why he'd want to is beyond me.

Sorry about my last one, it was pretty awful. Anyway



LOGAN: I TOLD YOU I WANTED A PLAIN WHITE SHIRT!!!!!!

You want me to swim all the way back there? You know I'm hydraphobic and I told you I hate the beach!

HAHAHAHA! I LOVE how he said "I hate da beach." ;-))


spook

Good one Cluck!