Eames (in her best hypnotist's voice): You are now completely under the power of the Magic Finger...you are feeling the urge to confess...go ahead...confess to the Finger...

(Offscreen Witness/Suspect laughs)

Eames: Hey Goren…I think it’s broken

Goren (offscreen): You must be doing something wrong...or maybe that lion statue behind you is distracting the guy?

Eames: It would have been faster for you to have done this in the first place Goren

Goren (thinking out loud): Hmmm...I locked the keys in the Explorer again...the Captain won't be happy about this...unless of course I get them out before he and Eames catch on...I wonder if this ever happened to Columbo?

Goren (thinking): Let's see...I'm getting a free lunch courtesy of Logan and he *still* hasn't figured out why all his underwear is turning pink. So who's the better detective, hey Mikey?
Logan (off screen): What are you looking at Goren?
Goren (still thinking): I wonder how many more free meals I can get out of this?

I like this one.

Sounds like something I would do! LOL!

Goren: Eames? You can come out now. I promise I won't poke the eyeballs of dead people, or stick Q-tips up the noses of corpses when you're in the room!

D'Onofrio (thinking): Well, on the bright side--I suppose all the character-driven LOCI plots will help prepare me for the 2am feedings when the baby comes along this winter!

Goren (thinking): Hmmm...it's time to go into the interrogation room again. Should I do my more subdued quirky detective schtick, or pull out all the stops with my whack-job routine?

Eames: Bobby, I'm not going to say this again! Give me the %$@# keys, or I'll show you how I got my NYPD marksman's award badge! Trust me, you won't like what you see!

Lady: Oooh Detective, I hear on the street you're a SIZE 13!!!
Goren: Yes, and my finger ain't shabby either!
Lady: OOOOOHHHH! Let's get out of here. I want to try your finger AND your shoe on for size!


Man: My wife tells me you made a pass at her at the club. And you showed her your finger AND your shoe!
Goren: Too bad, you'll never be a SIZE 13! You AND your wife both know it's true! Bwahaha!

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Goren: Chief Of D's felt bad about his Whack Job comment, gave me this nice office.

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Goren: Darn I hid that last Beer so Eames wouldn't find it, but its gone.


Eames: What are you doing Bobby.
Goren: Don't worry Its a new interogation technique, If I hold his eyes open I can see the truth.




Eames: Doctor we have a problem, My partner just wants to dress in Black, he thinks he is Johnny Cash.

Goren: Your under arrest.

Perp: Oooo those cuffs are cold, couldn't you warm them up first.

D'Onofrio (to Erbe): Now that I've won USA Network's 'Be An Executive For A Day' contest my first official action is to give everyone at CI double their salary and free food every Friday.
Erbe: Did I mention how great you look in that chair?

Goren (to Eames): See all he has to do is touch the person or something closely associated with the person and *boom* he has a vision and gets a clue. Cool huh?

Eames (to Goren): Goren that's a fictional TV show...it's not real and it's not going to work.

Uniformed Cop (thinking): Can't he touch some part of the victim other than his eyeballs? Ewww!

These are great and a 'BTSOH' moment even better.
fanz

(Spitting Sunflower seeds at the ceiling......)

Actor: Ohh geez, these late night feeds are killing me..


fanz

Bobby: Hmm, maybe I need to change my style to get a girl... how about this blond look... yeeks!!

or



Bobby: ... I think the black leather look is a little passe .. ,but then again.

fanz.

hey locifanz....i just wanted to mention...in you signature at the bottom...that bottom photo of goren and eames (the one where they're looking at each other...) i LOVE that! it's cute...where did you find it??

I found it here
www.usanetwork.com/series/criminalintent/index.html

at the opening page of LOCI I can't find it now but if you right-click on the image, then save image as...
you can save to your computer. ok

but wait there's more, found it on the fan of the week page.
try here

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Goren: You might be senior partner Eames, but I've got a bigger nicer desk!
Eames: Oh shut up Bobby!



Goren: Based on the green slime all over the fridge and the odor, I think I kept my leftover veal parmesan WAY too long in here!



Eames: Bobby, you promised not to do any eyeball poking when I'm in the room.
Goren: I can't help myself Eames. You know how touchy feely I get whenever I see a corpse.



Eames: Captain, how come Goren gets to dress casually when you told me I had to stop wearing sleeveless tank tops? It's not fair!
Goren: Admit it Eames, I look much better in a T-shirt than you do.

Goren: Hey Eames, Rodgers let me borrow some of her hair dye! Whaddya think?



Goren: Despite what the Chief of Detectives says about me, I am not a whack-job!

Bobby:Yeah, that's the new desk I want but can you make it, this much bigger than Eames'.



Bobby: I am not fidgeting, Eames just take the picture... quit fussing ..yes I iron these pants this morning..
Eames: There are a lot of creases around the zip.
Bobby: Oh, ok then just take the pic from the waist up... sheesh...there was nothing wrong with my old ID photo ...(whining).

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Goren: This chair is AWESOME! You totally have to try it!
Eames: Ok, but this one has massage built in!



(going nerdy on you guys...)
Goren: Man I hope this doesn't go like that Cowboy Bebop episode...
Eames: The one with the lobster hidden in the fridge for a year?
Goren: Yeah that one.
Eames: Yikes.



Eames: You know I'm sure he can handle his own contacts...
Goren: It's evidence!



Eames: Never wear that shirt again.
Goren: Why not?
Eames: Because women just stare instead of telling us anything.
Goren: Oh. Well... that explains... some things.

Side question - What eps are these pics from pls? Kthxbye!

" HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!"

... and a Happy Halloween to you.



Bobby: Eames!! Eames!! while you're in there can you pass out the cheese and and a bottle of red?
Eames: S##t, stop hassling, (to herself) if Bobby has finished that bottle of beer I was going to keep for the Party, so help me, I'll give him a bottle of red.
Bobby: Be nice, Eames or I won't be designated driver tonight.

That picture looks like Eva Longoria's ex-husband on Desperate HouseWives

Goren: Hell Eames, why don't you just pull out your gun and shoot me?

woooohoooo.

Or, Goren: Biotch! You said you wanted to drive, so I let you drive.

JRyan, YES, YES, YES, with the goatee, he looks SOOOO very much like him!

I think so too. I've thought that before. That is a NICE pic.

I didn't realize how short Chris Meloni is, and by the looks of it, he's shorter than Belzer. Hmm. Who knew?

Please tell me that this is the BTSOH...

One of them at least. But as you will look and read, remember Rule 76.

Chris Noth is listed as 6' 1.5"
Vdo 6' 4"
Richard B 6'1"
Chris 6' .5"

6' is short compared to 6'4" LOL!

Eames: Real mature, Goren.
Goren: I know you are but what am I.


Eames: I know that you didn't like Bishop, but did you have to throw her through the interrogation room window?


Goren: Eames said that I couldn't pull off blonde hair. What do you think?
Bishop: I think I might be sick.

Goren: C'mon Logan, we can be shoe shine buddies.
Logan (offscreen): I don't like the implications of that.

Deakins: When I made the Goren show comment, I was not implying that it should actually be the name of the show.

Eames: Told ya so.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!! This is a great caption!