Thanks I see them now.

Things just haven't been the same since Mom died and I got the DNA results back!

Astronaut: Aren't you two a little old to be enrolling in space camp?
Eames: We're just here for the freeze-dried ice cream, not the insults.
Goren (thinking): This guy needs to take a space walk...without a space suit.

Shouldn't this thread be moved to games???



Eeeew, he calls that art?????

I was just thinking that!

Bug Man: Darn that plastic surgeon!!!!

Goren: Hey Eames, hold it right there...I want to capture the moment...
Artist (whispering to Goren): Dude, you need like a paint brush or a pencil or *something* to 'capture the moment' okay?

Eames (to Goren): Oh no, Bobby...you are *not* going to the MCS Halloween party as Edgar again. Because no way am I putting on a short skirt and lab coat and dying my hair brunette so you can drag me around by my hair and make dumb jokes about bugs and aliens and top secret agencies. There's a limit to this 'partners' thing Goren and like the picture says....

Ok I am drawing a blank, but lets see what yall got.

Bobby: Oh Heavens, they've using a 'Eames' prop .. she must have slept in again.




Eames: Okay! who put Bobby's prop in the Interrogation Room? Enough already.


fanz

she does look like a stand in, lol.

Pull my finger, doc.

Eames: I can't believe you locked the keys in the car...again.
Goren: I'm sorry...from now on only you drive.

Goren: Hey that's my handkerchief...but on second thought, you keep it now that you've wiped your germy hands with it...eww!

Goren: Next time you wipe your nose on my favorite hanky... Oh never mind... give it back!

Goren, looking in mirror and thinking): Eames says I should get more sleep while I'm on family leave. Do I really look THAT bad?

Man: My, your hands are so soft and strong! What do you say we go to my place and look at my...etchings!?
Goren: One more word and you'll get more than a rubber hose up your nose!

Doctor: Yes detective, I did wash my hands before you came into the room. Don't be a wuss and stop playing games--get undressed for your annual physical!
Goren: Aha! I can clearly see the residue from the Caesar salad you had for lunch! I'm not having any physical until I see you wash those hands with my own eyes!



Eames: Bobby, what's wrong? You look like you're in a world of pain.
Goren: Eames, I don't want to talk about it, except to say...wait until AFTER you have your annual physical before you bad mouth the doctor wearing the rubber gloves!

Bobby: (gravelly voice) Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the spunkiest of them all.
Eames: What's going on in there.
Bobby: (Quickly putting his day face on) Nothing, won't be a sec.

fanz

So happy to see them back looking great as useual bobby does'nt age and neither does eames
LOVED EPISODE COULD SEE A LITTLE BIT MORE OF BOBBY HE REALLY MAKES THE SHOE!

Vincent: Gotta go easy on those ribs...

These are great!

OMG, these are all so phreaking funny! Thanks for making me LOL!



Robert: I'm freaking out! I don't know what to do....I thought my feet were big...BUT MAN, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY HANDS!!!!! And they are GROWING! Well, you know what they say about a man with big hands.....

oops, I can't get the picture bigger....

That is classic! LOL!!!

Eemes:"You are trying to convince me that THIS happened while you were
teaching yourself a magic trick"!?
Goren: " The book SAID I could put my hand through the glass like a hot knife through butter"....

Eemes: "Well you DID put your hand through it"...

Goren(sheepish grin): "I got....One part of it right".

Goren: "Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy
joy! Happy happy happy happy joy joy joy"!!!!
Eeemes: "ALRIGHT ALREADY ENOUGH....WOULD YOU SHUT UP"!!

GOREN: "It smells like....It smell like....TEEN SPIRIT.

Goren: Somehow I think the Captain is going to notice something's different...
Eames: Gee Bobby, you *think*?

Eames (to witness, softly): Please tell me he's not in the studio dancing with the dance troupe...
Witness: No, he's in *here* imitating there every move...and rather badly.
Eames (sighing): I knew I should have called in sick today...

Eames: You know Goren you don't have to smell everything at every single crime scene we visit...I won't tell or anything. I promise
Goren: Did you say something?

"One...Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.Two can be as
bad as one but the loneliest number is.....The number one.
Everyone sing alone"...

***PPPPPFFFFTTTTTT***!! "HEE! HEE!"

Eemes: "You can be Mulder.
Goren: "No,I want to be Dogget.Mulder is just to pretty".
Eemes: "Ya I know".

Goren: "Lookie lookie! I'm finally a member of the USA network message board!!
It only took me THREE SOLID DAYS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Goren: "Done'n the Bump,yeah! Come on! Do the bump with me!! I need my polyester
lime green suit with Bell Bottoms and platform shoes.Go find a disco ball will yeah".

Logan: "Okay....What is this? Okay what is this thing going to
do blow up? What is this a joke.What do I do with it.Help".

Logan: hummmm... I wonder if this is what Goren looked like as a baby???

This one takes the cake!

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Eames: Thank God you didn't become a GYN or a Proctologist.

Logan: So where was your mother last Friday night, kid? And don't think you can lie to me because I'm a cop.
Wheeler (offscreen to Logan): Logan we have other ways of checking alibis, you know. And for Pete sakes you're threatening an infant.
Baby (thinking): Who is this guy?

Goren: Hey Bishop, check out my silly walk. I'm much funnier than John Cleese right?
Bishop (muttering): Great, not only is he a bookworm and an oddball, he's into Monty Python. If he starts singing 'The Lumberjack Song', I am so outta here.

Goren: Okay so now that I've figured out how to log into the USA CI forum, I've started two new threads. See?
Bishop (reading screen out loud): "Logan sux" and "Goren rulez"
Goren: This should be fun...
Bishop: You really need to get a life Bobby...or at least a real hobby.