Monk Returns 7/7, 9/8c, USA
Over four seasons, Adrian Monk has been to phobias to what Tony Soprano is to mayhem. So who better to rank the detective's most worri-some worries than star Tony Shalhoub.
1. Germs Which reminds me, after you finish this article, make sure to wash your hands.
2. Milk I'm lactose very very intolerant.
3. People I'm also afriad of Newsweek and GQ.
4. Heights I even hate being this tall.
5. Bats I hate em. I call them "flying rats".
6. Rats I hate em. I call them walking bats.
7. Elevators The worst of everything, heights combined with enclosed spaces combined with other people combined with buttons that other people have touched. I'm taking the stairs.
8. Octophobia Fear of the number eight, And look-it's number eight on the list! Agggh! Quick, move on to number nine!
9. Ballon Animals Maybe this is why I'm not invited to any birthday parties.
10. Fear of Reaching the End of a List .
Credit: TV Guide