Ok, so now that you have an idea of what we are all like, throw it out the window. This episode will make you glad you don’t know us personally. Its not because we are actually crazy but we just like to think we are, and that gets to our heads a little to much. In this episode you sill find out how we all came to be such great friends with Fin, Munch, and Elliot, well actually Elliot will come later, in the next episode. So her we go again.
SVU Fans Gone Wild: episode two
(First encounter with munch, Elliot and fin): nasha and belz go at it again, this time belz swears that nasha called munch a freak and insists that she track him down and give him the news. Nasha being the older and supposedly wiser (yet to be proven) sister attempts to stop her but is unable to succeed. Guest Starts include: John Munch, Fin Tutuola, and Elliot Stabler. Release date scheduled for April 15th, 2006. (Give or take depending on production).
*After having steeled their differences about the whole who stole who’s homework thing Nasha, Belz, Sharrie and Stablersfan decided to play a nice friendly game of monopoly, well what started to be a friendly game turned out to be one of the most interesting ‘games’ we have ever played, I like to call it ‘going overboard’. *
Throughout the game Nasha continued to blame Belz for cheating, wonder why, oh yeah cause Belz cheats all the time, remember the homework. Anyway, Belz got kinda angry, who am I kidding she blew her top. She started yelling at Nasha to shut-up or else.
Nasha: “or what ya gonna tell mom, oooh I’m scared, sissy”
Belz: “why I aut a pound that smile right off your face”
Nasha: “oooh, little sis trying to be big and bad”
Belz: “that’s it run”
*Belz begins to chase nasha frantically around the room, while Nasha is throwing pillows behind her, hitting everything in sight, thus hitting Stablersfan and bringing her into the mess. *
Stablersfan: “ I’m gonna kill you Nasha”
Nasha: “ooh, two little sis’s on me how horrible” *sarcastically*
Belz: “get her”
Sharrie15: “guys, I don’t think we should be doin’ this in here, you guys are going to break something”
*At that very moment nasha’s flung pillow just happens to land on mom’s favorite vase thus knocking it over and breaking it*
Stablersfan: “way to go genius”
Belz: “what an idiot”
Nasha: “shut-up you freak”
Stablersfan: “you did not just call me a freak” *rolls up sleeves to charge at Nasha again*
Nasha: “no, I called Belzer a freak”
Belz: “why would you call a TV star a freak, he wasn’t even involved”
Stablersfan: “oooh, way to score points with the TV stars, Nasha”
*Sharrie is frantically trying to occupy mom while all of this is going on*
Belz: “just wait until Munch finds out about this, he’ll hate you for the rest of his life”
Nasha: “what are you talking about”, “ I called you a freak”
*Belz too busy running to her room to write a letter to Munch about what Nasha just said about him*. *Belz upstairs in her room begins letter to Munch, “ Dear Munch, you will not believe what my sis just called you…”.
*Having written the letter Belz and Stablersfan call a private jet to have them meet Munch to deliver the letter, while Sharrie somehow continues to keep mom busy*
Sharrie: “hey mom, what do you call a three legged hippo?”
Mom: “I don’t know, where are your sisters?”
Sharrie: “ do you give up?”
Mom: “sure, whatever”
Sharrie: “are you sure?” *And so on, you get the picture*
*In the airport parking lot Nasha jumps fro m behind a plane and tackles Belz, grabs the letter and runs with it*
Belz: “haha, she thinks she has the letter, but little does she know that I hid it in my pocket, that was a fake letter”
Stablersfan: “smart one Belz, I always knew there was hope for you”
Belz: “thanks, I think”
*Belz and Stablersfan hop on plane and head to jersey where they find Munch and Fin investigating a crime*
Belz: “hey there Munch” *hyperventilates with excitement*
Stablersfan: “do I have to remind you to breath every other minute” *frustratingly gets a paper bag for Belz*
Munch: “who are you?”
Stablersfan: “ she’s your worst nightmare”
Belz: *gives Stablersfan an elbow to the rib* “I am here to give you a very important letter”
Munch: “are you guys with the witness protection agency?”
Belz: “sure”
Stablersfan: “Belz, don’t lie to the man”
Fin: “you guys look a little too young to be witness protection to me”
Munch: “yeah, what’s going on here?”
Belz: “ok ok, just read the letter and you’ll see”
Munch:” she called me what?”
Belz: “that’s right no lying this time”
*Running up from behind them is Nasha, who runs smack into Fin*
Nasha: “oops, sorry there pal, no Munch don’t read that”
Belz: “too late, haha”
Munch: “I don’t know what is going on here but whoever called me a freak is going to pay”
*Nasha takes big gulping sound*
Fin: “hey Munch, you’re scaring her”
*Fin hugs Nasha and tells her its ok, not to worry about anything*
Stablersfan: “hey Fin, lay off she’s only 21”
Fin: “ooh, sorry”
Nasha: “ I’m unadopting you guys”
Fin: “you can’t unadopt some one”
*Meanwhile back at home*
Sharrie: “are you sure you give up”
Mom: “alright would you just tell me what you call a three legged hippo?”
Sharrie: “a three legged hippo silly, everyone knows that. Do you know what you call a three legged flamingo?”
*Back in jersey*
Munch: “so, do you guys want an autograph?”
Belz: “OMG, yes, can you sign it to the love of my life?”
Munch: “uhm, I guess” *freaked out look on his face*
Stablersfan: “so, guys where is Elliot?”
Fin: “not here today”
Stablersfan: “oh, man, I had something to tell him”
Fin: “I can tell him for you”
Stablersfan: “sweet, ok. Tell him that he is the hottest thing that every touched this planet”
Fin: “do I have to use those words exactly”?
*Nasha pushes Stablersfan away and begins rambling to Fin about god only knows what*
*Belz has Munch in a big bear grip, Munch is unable to breath properly*
Stablersfan: “Belz, let go of him”
Munch: “yeah please let go of me”
Belz: “no way, I have to savor this moment”
Nasha: “ I don’t think you will be able to savor it for much longer, I can see Sharrie and you guys know what that means”
Belz and stablersfan together: “yeah, she tried to occupy mom with her jokes”
*Mom runs over and begins to yell all kinds of stuff*
Mom: “ I can’t believe the three of you, trying to sneak off and run away like this”
Belz: “actually we didn’t try, we succeeded”
Stablersfan: “uhm Belz you’re not helping the situation”
Munch: “uhm, madam, they were not causing any harm, well at least long lasting harm”
Mom: “well thank god, all of you get in the plane now”
*As the four get into the plane they all wave goodbye to Fin and Munch*
*At home*
Mom: “well it looks like you all will have enough time to think about what you did, two months worth of grounding”
Belz: “what, we didn’t do..”
Stablersfan: “belz, shut-up or we will wind up with more time”
*END*
SVU Fans Gone Wild- episode three
Weeding bells? – Stablersfan dream comes true when she and Belz run away yet again to meet their one true loves, but what they don’t realize is that the love becomes mutual. One trip to Vegas is all you need and the things that will happen. ‘What happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas’ in this eppy. Guest Appearances by: Elliot Stabler, john Munch, and Olivia Benson.
Scheduled release date—04-20-06