emilymonk
Mar 13 2006, 10:25 PM
...you walk into a hotel and see a bunch of paintings on the wall and you straighten out the crooked ones (yes, i did, without even realizing it)
innardamok
Mar 13 2006, 10:42 PM
...you start off every other sentence with "OK, here's the thing..."
JM60
Mar 13 2006, 10:43 PM
You have to park the car and it takes many times to get it even between the lines.
monkfan13
Mar 13 2006, 10:50 PM
When you start to say, "Well I could be wrong, but you know I'm not".
innardamok
Mar 13 2006, 10:55 PM
...you start thinking "You know, wipes might not be such a bad idea."
monkfan13
Mar 13 2006, 10:57 PM
When you button up the top button of your shirt (I've always done that though)
emilymonk
Mar 13 2006, 11:06 PM
after you get your hands dirty, you turn to the person next to you and say "wipe!"
monkfan13
Mar 13 2006, 11:12 PM
When you start to notice little things that might lead to a mystery (start to think like Monk).
SunnyScorpio
Mar 14 2006, 01:48 AM
When you count the number of gumballs in a gumball machine, then crack open the machine, empty them all into an unused Zip-Loc bag, make sure there are an equal, even number of all colors that sum up together to one rounded number, then place each category of colored gumballs back into the machine by top to bottom color of the rainbow (red, then orange, then yellow, etc.)
XOXO,
Noah Eaton
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Mar 14 2006, 06:20 AM
Quote:
When you count the number of gumballs in a gumball machine, then crack open the machine, empty them all into an unused Zip-Loc bag, make sure there are an equal, even number of all colors that sum up together to one rounded number, then place each category of colored gumballs back into the machine by top to bottom color of the rainbow (red, then orange, then yellow, etc.)
XOXO,
Noah Eaton
You can't crack open the machine ... you have to ask the gumball vendor to open it because ... it's just not right... It's definitely not even.
And you have to sort the colors alphabetically, then by size, then by date of purchase.
Raven
Mar 14 2006, 08:52 AM
When you're just standing there thinking, and you find yourself wiggling your fingers like he does.
memebeck49
Mar 14 2006, 09:21 AM
When you blow your nose, then put the tissue in a baggie, then that baggie into another baggie.
Cyn
Mar 14 2006, 10:21 AM
When you're at the store and you hear "Clean up in aisle 10" your first thought is "I'll get it!"
~Cyn
innardamok
Mar 14 2006, 10:55 AM
...you do that "Zen-Sherlock Holmes thing" every time you enter a room.
Ayla
Mar 14 2006, 11:16 AM
When you can no longer shake someone's hand, at least not without washing your violated hand immediately afterwards!
SunnyScorpio
Mar 14 2006, 12:48 PM
Quote:
Quote:
When you count the number of gumballs in a gumball machine, then crack open the machine, empty them all into an unused Zip-Loc bag, make sure there are an equal, even number of all colors that sum up together to one rounded number, then place each category of colored gumballs back into the machine by top to bottom color of the rainbow (red, then orange, then yellow, etc.)
XOXO,
Noah Eaton
You can't crack open the machine ... you have to ask the gumball vendor to open it because ... it's just not right... It's definitely not even.
And you have to sort the colors alphabetically, then by size, then by date of purchase.
LOL! Good point! I'm sure Monk won't trust any vendor though unless he/she agrees to a hand wiping!
XOXO,
Noah Eaton
innardamok
Mar 14 2006, 01:02 PM
...you start buffing things with your sleeves...
monkfan13
Mar 14 2006, 01:16 PM
When you get your wallet buffed and your money straightened.
innardamok
Mar 14 2006, 01:49 PM
...you start using your pen or tweezers to examine things, and these things are not necessarily "evidence"...
monkfan13
Mar 14 2006, 01:51 PM
When you start to use a wipe to touch everything of someone else's.
Tami
Mar 14 2006, 02:23 PM
... you read everything everyone's posted and say: "Doesn't everybody?"
MonksGirlFriday
Mar 14 2006, 03:02 PM
...every time you're in an elevator, you push the button and say, "lobby, lobby, lobby".
Raven
Mar 14 2006, 04:22 PM
....you can't look at Play-Doh without thinking of Disher.
monkusa
Mar 14 2006, 04:41 PM
When I'm reading a mystery book...two detectives are in car eating pizza. One asks the other for a napkin...he hands her a "wipe". She says "who in the world carries wipes in their suit pocket".
INSTANT MONK MOMENT!!
monkfan3
Mar 14 2006, 06:24 PM
When you are walking down the street, touching and counting each pole, parking meter, tree, etc. Also when you try to use sunglasses as a "reflective surface" to find some one. Also, what book is that monkusa, would love to see it. That's how obssesed I am! Is there hope for me?
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monkfan13
Mar 14 2006, 06:46 PM
When you start to fix everybody's shirts that have missed a button.
emilymonk
Mar 14 2006, 10:14 PM
Quote:
When you start to notice little things that might lead to a mystery (start to think like Monk).
i do that ALL the time! im thinking about changing careers...
SunnyScorpio
Mar 14 2006, 10:51 PM
When the only brand of water you can ever bear to drink is Sierra Springs.
XOXO,
Noah Eaton
MonksGirlFriday
Mar 14 2006, 11:25 PM
you are temporarily separated from someone, you say "bread and butter".
noisynobody22
Mar 15 2006, 02:44 AM
You start stepping over sidewalk cracks.....more so than usual (like me)
You find you own 10 pairs of exactly the same pants, shoes, socks and underpants (not like me, I cant even colour co-ordinate)
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Mar 15 2006, 06:48 AM
You're riding in a car and you keep reading street signs in a frantic voice:
"Lane ends! Two Miles! Lane ends, two miles!!"
Raven
Mar 15 2006, 08:43 AM
The other day at the mall I went into Sears and just had to go to the men's department and try to find some of those grid-pattern shirts Adrian likes so much. I found them. That was satisfying.
emilymonk
Mar 15 2006, 10:25 AM
when you start humming "i dont need a badge" or "its a jungle out there" in public places...
monkfan13
Mar 15 2006, 05:50 PM
When you have the same dinners each week
I always hum that It's a Jungle Out There. I guess I have watched too much Monk (I don't care though)
emilymonk
Mar 15 2006, 06:39 PM
Quote:
When you have the same dinners each week
I always hum that It's a Jungle Out There. I guess I have watched too much Monk (I don't care though)
there's no such thing as too much monk!
monkusa
Mar 15 2006, 07:02 PM
Quote:
When you are walking down the street, touching and counting each pole, parking meter, tree, etc. Also when you try to use sunglasses as a "reflective surface" to find some one. Also, what book is that monkusa, would love to see it. That's how obssesed I am! Is there hope for me? (unquote)
"A Clean Kill" by Leslie Glass; Chapt 39 page 265 "she dropped the crust into the pizza box and wiped her hands on a napkin. "I wish I had a Handi Wipe,", she said. "Here" Charlie reached into his pocket and passed one over. "Gee..thanks", restraining from making remark "who but a complete nut carried foil-wrapped hand cleansers in his jacket pocket?? (paper back 2005)
monkfan13
Mar 16 2006, 12:30 AM
I know that there is no such thing as way too much Monk. It's so good that I can't wait to watch it.
When you have to straighten the clothes (from the clothes store) before putting them back on the rack.
kees_lady
Mar 16 2006, 01:32 AM
when you find yourself picking/brushing lint, hair and other stuff off complete strangers clothes then reach for a wipe
innardamok
Mar 16 2006, 11:41 AM
...this page becomes your "homepage"...
memebeck49
Mar 17 2006, 06:49 AM
You're cleaning your home and you can only vacuum in straight lines back and forth, no diagonal.
innardamok
Mar 17 2006, 09:22 AM
...you get paranoid the board is down for a while...or is it just me...I don't do well with uncertainty...
monkfan13
Mar 17 2006, 09:25 AM
When you can't touch "nature" anymore.
innardamok
Mar 17 2006, 09:30 AM
...you start believing "nature" is what other people experience.
emilymonk
Mar 17 2006, 04:15 PM
when you start refering to yourself in the third person and put "the" in front of your name. example: "the emily loves monk."
Og_Of_The_Jungle
Mar 17 2006, 08:16 PM
Quote:
You're cleaning your home and you can only vacuum in straight lines back and forth, no diagonal.
But the coffee table HAS to be crooked!
monkfan13
Mar 17 2006, 10:38 PM
When you think that the only store in town is called the Mega Mart.
fann4you
Mar 18 2006, 01:42 AM
you believe a high five might be better than a handshake because you can kill the germs on impact.
You know when...you move your shoulders back to keep your shoulder pads aligned.
fann4you
Mar 18 2006, 01:52 AM
...the very thought of eating chips or unwrapped candy from "a bag being passed around" makes you cringe.
brattycatty
Mar 18 2006, 03:32 AM
When you straighten everything on the hangers while going down the racks in a thrift shop.
When you just have to pull or cut loose threads on clothing -- someone else's (drives my brother crazy, he likes his loose threads)
monkfan13
Mar 20 2006, 08:07 PM
When you find out that you bought a dented can and end up throwing it away.
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