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BeNsOnsGiRL
Ok, I saw this other SVU board playing this game & I thought it might be fun too! All you have to do is make up lines for the characters that you think they would NEVER say. Not like...

Elliot: I'm a pink pig who loves to roll in the mud on Old MacDonald's farm.

But like things that are so out of their character, that its funny. Like...

Cragen: Oh one drink won't hurt!

(note: I didn't say that, another person did, carolina21june)

It seemed like they were doing good with it, let's see if we can do it!

You can also make a little scenario with it & what the characters would never say.
ViVi
Elliot: be nice to the fella.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Olivia: I'm sure the rapist didn't mean it.

Elliot: Oh well, he doesn't want to talk to us, let's go home!

Casey: Do you think we really need more evidence?
elliv16
Elliot: So what if he's a pedophile he's alos my friend
Nasha
Munch : I feel fine, why?
BeNsOnsGiRL
Fin: Who cares? She was only a hooker.
daisygirl
This board has been a source of alot of laughter for me today. Thanks guys.

Anyway,

Elliot: Hey Capt., I want to talk to Huang about my "feelings."

Liv: Hey Capt., I think I need some time off, I've been working to hard.

Munch: I'm speechless.

Fin: Hey Munch, tell me again how the CIA...(Plug in any Munch conspiracy theory)

Cragen: I really could care less with how this case is affecting you guys personally, just get it done.

Warner: I don't have a single theory as to the cause of death.

Casey: Yay, I love when Judge Taft (from ep "Poison") is presiding over my cases.
oliviaczajapn
Elliot: John, want to join NAMBLA with me?
Fancee
Olivia: " A hooker, she got what she deserves".(rape)
IrishEyes
Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"
Fancee
Quote:

Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"





Hahahaa, now thats a twist

Olivia in response: Oh Elli, i love you too and yes
Icy_stars
Quote:

Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"




Best one ever LOL!
_SvU_LoVeR_
Quote:
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Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"




That is one thing you would never hear. That one was very good!
IrishEyes
thanks
BeNsOnsGiRL
(a case involving children)

Elliot: It's ok, I just forget about my kids until the case is over. I'm ok.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Fin: John is the best partner ever, I love hearing his opinion on things!

Cragen: You guys, I'd appreciate all of you taking time off, the other detectives can take cares of it.

John: I love our government and all of the politicans!

Alex: I really think that we shouldn't go for this one, who cares if they only assaulted a police officer.
John: Excuse me, that would be on of NY's finest there.
Alex: No, he hit you John, not Olivia.
livfan11
Elliot: Olivia! Calm down! No need to get mad at the guy!

Casey (at indictment): honestly your honor, i see no reason for bail or remand of any kind. so what if he killed a guy, just let him go

Olivia: I had a date which wasn't cancled or ended short by a case

Munch: i think the government is handling this just fine, no need to intervene

Cragen: Liv, Elliot I need to see you in my office. Don't worry, you're not in trouble!
Katie081990
Elliot: No, I'm not mad.



Ice-T: I love cops.



Casey: Guess what? I bought a car and threw out my softball bat.



Munch: It's not a conspirasy.



Cragen: Elliot, Olivia, John, Fin... Do whatever you want.



Olivia: I don't really care about this case.



Warner: I'm stumped.



Alex: I threw out my glasses.
oliviaczajapn
Olivia: I miss Dr. Hendricks

Huang: I think Freud was a lunatic and don't get me started on "son of me" Eric Erickson.

Elliot: I wish the statue would run out so we could take a break.

Casey: Of course I'll get you a warrent, Munch. White house, did you say?

Munch: Bureaucracies give me warm fuzzy feelings.
daisygirl
Quote:

Olivia: I miss Dr. Hendricks

Huang: I think Freud was a lunatic and don't get me started on "son of me" Eric Erickson.

Elliot: I wish the statue would run out so we could take a break.

Casey: Of course I'll get you a warrent, Munch. White house, did you say?

Munch: Bureaucracies give me warm fuzzy feelings.




These are all hilarious.
elliotstablerfan
(Elliot and Olivia at a dangerous perps house)

Elliot: I'm too tired to go in, watch your own back.
brattycatty
Alex: Judge Petrovsky, I love you!

Elliott: I'm wearing women's panties.

Fin: Like my new work duds, John? The suit's Armani.

Olivia: Wow, you're sexy for a rapist. Are you seeing anyone?

Huang: Elliott, you're a lot smarter than I am.

Warner: Eeeew, yuck!
BeNsOnsGiRL
Warner: What do you need trace evidence for? Can't you just use your super mad detective skills?

Olivia: Eww!! He's bleeding!!

Munch: I love my life!

Casey: I would ask to set bail for $500,000, your honor, but I'm not too bright and I can't count that high.

Cragen: We don't really need to take care of this case. How about we take the dead bodies and dump them somewhere in Brooklyn and have the Brooklyn SVU investigate!
Golgo13
Huang: Don't worry. I won't leave any take-out menus here.





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Fancee
Alex (when she was on the show)
" So your'e saying that you were drunk when he raped you?"
Victim - "yes"
Alex - "Do you drink a lot?"
Victim(looks surprise)
Alex - "Maybe you are mistaken, maybe the sex was consentual"
elliv16
Munch: President Bush is my best friend

Olivia: I don't care if he is a rapist I love him

Casey: All the probable cuase you have is your gut insticnt, okay I'll get the warrent.

Cragen: Anyone want to get as drunk as they can?
Fancee
Olivia - He cant rape her he's her father and furthermore she's a child what the hell she knows"
BeNsOnsGiRL
Fin: I'm too afraid of NYC, maybe I should go out to Tennessee to work as a detective.

Cragen: Who cares if she was 15 years old, if the sex was consentual, I have no problem!!

Warner: I don't feel like examining another dead body today. I'll do it tomorrow.
Fancee
olivia- " I dont feel like working today i was here all night, i'm going home"

Elliot- " right behind ya"
SVUPSU06
Huang: I really don't care how you feel right now.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Quote:

Huang: I really don't care how you feel right now.




haha
Olivia33
Elliot: He only shot a cop. What's the big deal?
elliotstablerfan
(thinking to herself)

Maureen:I know what kind of cases my dad gets and how scared he gets when he doesn't know where I'm at. I think I'll tell him exactly where I'm going and who I'll be with.
Icy_stars
Quote:

Huang: I really don't care how you feel right now.


angel1986
Cragen-(sees Olivia and starts singing)- Shake it fast,show me what you'r workin' with, shake if fast.
that's a line from a rap song.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Quote:

Cragen-(sees Olivia and starts singing)- Shake it fast,show me what you'r workin' with, shake if fast.
that's a line from a rap song.




what song?
livfan11
Anyone in the squad: we're out of coffee
daisygirl
Quote:

Quote:

Cragen-(sees Olivia and starts singing)- Shake it fast,show me what you'r workin' with, shake if fast.
that's a line from a rap song.




what song?




The song is called Shake it fast (edited version) or Shake your Ass (unedited version). It's by a rap artist from New Orleans called Mystical.
Katie081990
I actually know that song and I hate rap(no offence to anyone who likes it). Well I used to love it so it explains how I know it.
Katie081990
Quote:

Anyone in the squad: we're out of coffee




That's actually happened before lol. They were working a few days straight on a case, and Elliot was like "John, why do you always do this. You always put the lid back on an empty can." And he was referring to coffee.
Oliviasmyhero1
LOL. I love Olivia's
"I had a date which wasn't cancelled of cut short by a case" LOL Thats hilarious and oh so true!
cobrachik05
Cragen: I really never realized how much I hate licorice!

Huang: He is in a perfect mental state, his mother's bad behavior formed him into a polite young man, and his ethnic backround does not effect his living situation.

Benson: This job has no point, I'm calling in sick

Stabler: Let's all relax, take a deep breath, and sing kum bi ya. Come, come, my guitar is in the cage.

Fin: John, tell me again how our government is full of conspiries please.

Munch: Our government is perfect in every apsect. They have always been forthcoming on information, and have never told a civilian a lie! I commend them!

Ok, so they aren't the funniest but what ever! I try.
brianna
Olivia: (while reading a perp his Miranda rights) ...anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of- AHHH! Do you have a nail filer??!!!

Elliot: I never really liked Kathy in the first place.

Fin: People ask me why I had joined the Narcotics? Uhh... I was a drug dealer myself.

Olivia: No one knows about my MySpace.

Cragen: It's okay to have a drink when you're on the job- I do it all the time.

Elliot: (talking to Olivia this season while looking at how "big" she's gotten) Uhhh, maybe you should cut down on those chocolate bars.

John: I'll admit it- I am NOT NY's finest finest .

Warner: I am scared of dead bodies.

Casey: I hate being an A.D.A.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Quote:

Warner: I am scared of dead bodies.





ahahahhahahah
Munchkin101
Munch talking to Fin: I think I'm gonna become a famous rapper.
Fin: What's your name gonna be?
Munch: Dradle Boy.. wouldnt that be gangsta!?
Olivia33
Quote:

Munch talking to Fin: I think I'm gonna become a famous rapper.
Fin: What's your name gonna be?
Munch: Dradle Boy.. wouldnt that be gangsta!?




Oh my god! That one had me laughing so hard I fell out of my chair! Good one!
Munchkin101
tehe, thanks, i thought of that after the eppy Care when they were talking about Chocolate bunnies.
Fancee
Olivia- "Damn he's sexy i cant imagine him raping anybody".
Munchkin101
Music starts to play, Cragen's door swings open, and he slides out in nothing but socks, a dress shirt, and his tighty whities singing "Take those old records off the shelf!" and shaking his groove thang! ... yeah I know its not something that he said, but I thought about this last night and it had me crackin up. Cragen doin the Tom Cruise thing. ha!
Lady_Croft
Olivia : Oh yeah, well my dad could kick your dad's ass!

Munch : I got back together with my ex-wife

Cragen : Maybe I should just shut up and let you guys do
your jobs

Casey : The defense lawyer makes an excellent point...

Elliot : Did anyone else watch Oprah yesterday??
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