BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 14 2006, 04:22 PM
Ok, I saw this other SVU board playing this game & I thought it might be fun too! All you have to do is make up lines for the characters that you think they would NEVER say. Not like...
Elliot: I'm a pink pig who loves to roll in the mud on Old MacDonald's farm.
But like things that are so out of their character, that its funny. Like...
Cragen: Oh one drink won't hurt!
(note: I didn't say that, another person did, carolina21june)
It seemed like they were doing good with it, let's see if we can do it!
You can also make a little scenario with it & what the characters would never say.
ViVi
Feb 14 2006, 04:26 PM
Elliot: be nice to the fella.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 14 2006, 04:34 PM
Olivia: I'm sure the rapist didn't mean it.
Elliot: Oh well, he doesn't want to talk to us, let's go home!
Casey: Do you think we really need more evidence?
elliv16
Feb 14 2006, 04:36 PM
Elliot: So what if he's a pedophile he's alos my friend
Nasha
Feb 14 2006, 04:38 PM
Munch : I feel fine, why?
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 14 2006, 04:55 PM
Fin: Who cares? She was only a hooker.
daisygirl
Feb 14 2006, 07:08 PM
This board has been a source of alot of laughter for me today. Thanks guys.
Anyway,
Elliot: Hey Capt., I want to talk to Huang about my "feelings."
Liv: Hey Capt., I think I need some time off, I've been working to hard.
Munch: I'm speechless.
Fin: Hey Munch, tell me again how the CIA...(Plug in any Munch conspiracy theory)
Cragen: I really could care less with how this case is affecting you guys personally, just get it done.
Warner: I don't have a single theory as to the cause of death.
Casey: Yay, I love when Judge Taft (from ep "Poison") is presiding over my cases.
oliviaczajapn
Feb 14 2006, 07:14 PM
Elliot: John, want to join NAMBLA with me?
Fancee
Feb 14 2006, 07:21 PM
Olivia: " A hooker, she got what she deserves".(rape)
IrishEyes
Feb 14 2006, 07:23 PM
Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"
Fancee
Feb 14 2006, 07:26 PM
Quote:
Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"
Hahahaa, now thats a twist
Olivia in response: Oh Elli, i love you too and yes
Icy_stars
Feb 14 2006, 08:18 PM
Quote:
Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"
Best one ever LOL!
_SvU_LoVeR_
Feb 14 2006, 08:29 PM
Quote:
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Elliot: "I love you Olivia...Will you marry me?"
That is one thing you would never hear. That one was very good!
IrishEyes
Feb 14 2006, 08:36 PM
thanks
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 14 2006, 09:31 PM
(a case involving children)
Elliot: It's ok, I just forget about my kids until the case is over. I'm ok.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 14 2006, 09:37 PM
Fin: John is the best partner ever, I love hearing his opinion on things!
Cragen: You guys, I'd appreciate all of you taking time off, the other detectives can take cares of it.
John: I love our government and all of the politicans!
Alex: I really think that we shouldn't go for this one, who cares if they only assaulted a police officer.
John: Excuse me, that would be on of NY's finest there.
Alex: No, he hit you John, not Olivia.
livfan11
Feb 14 2006, 09:47 PM
Elliot: Olivia! Calm down! No need to get mad at the guy!
Casey (at indictment): honestly your honor, i see no reason for bail or remand of any kind. so what if he killed a guy, just let him go
Olivia: I had a date which wasn't cancled or ended short by a case
Munch: i think the government is handling this just fine, no need to intervene
Cragen: Liv, Elliot I need to see you in my office. Don't worry, you're not in trouble!
Katie081990
Feb 14 2006, 10:18 PM
Elliot: No, I'm not mad.
Ice-T: I love cops.
Casey: Guess what? I bought a car and threw out my softball bat.
Munch: It's not a conspirasy.
Cragen: Elliot, Olivia, John, Fin... Do whatever you want.
Olivia: I don't really care about this case.
Warner: I'm stumped.
Alex: I threw out my glasses.
oliviaczajapn
Feb 14 2006, 10:24 PM
Olivia: I miss Dr. Hendricks
Huang: I think Freud was a lunatic and don't get me started on "son of me" Eric Erickson.
Elliot: I wish the statue would run out so we could take a break.
Casey: Of course I'll get you a warrent, Munch. White house, did you say?
Munch: Bureaucracies give me warm fuzzy feelings.
daisygirl
Feb 14 2006, 10:37 PM
Quote:
Olivia: I miss Dr. Hendricks
Huang: I think Freud was a lunatic and don't get me started on "son of me" Eric Erickson.
Elliot: I wish the statue would run out so we could take a break.
Casey: Of course I'll get you a warrent, Munch. White house, did you say?
Munch: Bureaucracies give me warm fuzzy feelings.
These are all hilarious.
elliotstablerfan
Feb 14 2006, 10:54 PM
(Elliot and Olivia at a dangerous perps house)
Elliot: I'm too tired to go in, watch your own back.
brattycatty
Feb 15 2006, 03:02 AM
Alex: Judge Petrovsky, I love you!
Elliott: I'm wearing women's panties.
Fin: Like my new work duds, John? The suit's Armani.
Olivia: Wow, you're sexy for a rapist. Are you seeing anyone?
Huang: Elliott, you're a lot smarter than I am.
Warner: Eeeew, yuck!
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 15 2006, 03:20 PM
Warner: What do you need trace evidence for? Can't you just use your super mad detective skills?
Olivia: Eww!! He's bleeding!!
Munch: I love my life!
Casey: I would ask to set bail for $500,000, your honor, but I'm not too bright and I can't count that high.
Cragen: We don't really need to take care of this case. How about we take the dead bodies and dump them somewhere in Brooklyn and have the Brooklyn SVU investigate!
Golgo13
Feb 15 2006, 04:05 PM
Huang: Don't worry. I won't leave any take-out menus here.
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Fancee
Feb 15 2006, 04:28 PM
Alex (when she was on the show)
" So your'e saying that you were drunk when he raped you?"
Victim - "yes"
Alex - "Do you drink a lot?"
Victim(looks surprise)
Alex - "Maybe you are mistaken, maybe the sex was consentual"
elliv16
Feb 15 2006, 05:18 PM
Munch: President Bush is my best friend
Olivia: I don't care if he is a rapist I love him
Casey: All the probable cuase you have is your gut insticnt, okay I'll get the warrent.
Cragen: Anyone want to get as drunk as they can?
Fancee
Feb 15 2006, 05:37 PM
Olivia - He cant rape her he's her father and furthermore she's a child what the hell she knows"
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 15 2006, 05:38 PM
Fin: I'm too afraid of NYC, maybe I should go out to Tennessee to work as a detective.
Cragen: Who cares if she was 15 years old, if the sex was consentual, I have no problem!!
Warner: I don't feel like examining another dead body today. I'll do it tomorrow.
Fancee
Feb 15 2006, 05:54 PM
olivia- " I dont feel like working today i was here all night, i'm going home"
Elliot- " right behind ya"
SVUPSU06
Feb 15 2006, 06:31 PM
Huang: I really don't care how you feel right now.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 15 2006, 06:32 PM
Quote:
Huang: I really don't care how you feel right now.
haha
Olivia33
Feb 15 2006, 06:34 PM
Elliot: He only shot a cop. What's the big deal?
elliotstablerfan
Feb 15 2006, 06:47 PM
(thinking to herself)
Maureen:I know what kind of cases my dad gets and how scared he gets when he doesn't know where I'm at. I think I'll tell him exactly where I'm going and who I'll be with.
Icy_stars
Feb 15 2006, 07:28 PM
Quote:
Huang: I really don't care how you feel right now.
angel1986
Feb 15 2006, 09:27 PM
Cragen-(sees Olivia and starts singing)- Shake it fast,show me what you'r workin' with, shake if fast.
that's a line from a rap song.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 15 2006, 09:31 PM
Quote:
Cragen-(sees Olivia and starts singing)- Shake it fast,show me what you'r workin' with, shake if fast.
that's a line from a rap song.
what song?
livfan11
Feb 15 2006, 09:32 PM
Anyone in the squad: we're out of coffee
daisygirl
Feb 15 2006, 10:32 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Cragen-(sees Olivia and starts singing)- Shake it fast,show me what you'r workin' with, shake if fast.
that's a line from a rap song.
what song?
The song is called Shake it fast (edited version) or Shake your Ass (unedited version). It's by a rap artist from New Orleans called Mystical.
Katie081990
Feb 15 2006, 11:58 PM
I actually know that song and I hate rap(no offence to anyone who likes it). Well I used to love it so it explains how I know it.
Katie081990
Feb 15 2006, 11:59 PM
Quote:
Anyone in the squad: we're out of coffee
That's actually happened before lol. They were working a few days straight on a case, and Elliot was like "John, why do you always do this. You always put the lid back on an empty can." And he was referring to coffee.
Oliviasmyhero1
Feb 16 2006, 12:05 AM
LOL. I love Olivia's
"I had a date which wasn't cancelled of cut short by a case" LOL Thats hilarious and oh so true!
cobrachik05
Feb 16 2006, 03:21 PM
Cragen: I really never realized how much I hate licorice!
Huang: He is in a perfect mental state, his mother's bad behavior formed him into a polite young man, and his ethnic backround does not effect his living situation.
Benson: This job has no point, I'm calling in sick
Stabler: Let's all relax, take a deep breath, and sing kum bi ya. Come, come, my guitar is in the cage.
Fin: John, tell me again how our government is full of conspiries please.
Munch: Our government is perfect in every apsect. They have always been forthcoming on information, and have never told a civilian a lie! I commend them!
Ok, so they aren't the funniest but what ever! I try.
brianna
Feb 16 2006, 05:20 PM
Olivia: (while reading a perp his Miranda rights) ...anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of- AHHH! Do you have a nail filer??!!!
Elliot: I never really liked Kathy in the first place.
Fin: People ask me why I had joined the Narcotics? Uhh... I was a drug dealer myself.
Olivia: No one knows about my MySpace.
Cragen: It's okay to have a drink when you're on the job- I do it all the time.
Elliot: (talking to Olivia this season while looking at how "big" she's gotten) Uhhh, maybe you should cut down on those chocolate bars.
John: I'll admit it- I am NOT NY's finest finest .
Warner: I am scared of dead bodies.
Casey: I hate being an A.D.A.
BeNsOnsGiRL
Feb 16 2006, 05:43 PM
Quote:
Warner: I am scared of dead bodies.
ahahahhahahah
Munchkin101
Feb 16 2006, 08:59 PM
Munch talking to Fin: I think I'm gonna become a famous rapper.
Fin: What's your name gonna be?
Munch: Dradle Boy.. wouldnt that be gangsta!?
Olivia33
Feb 16 2006, 09:06 PM
Quote:
Munch talking to Fin: I think I'm gonna become a famous rapper.
Fin: What's your name gonna be?
Munch: Dradle Boy.. wouldnt that be gangsta!?
Oh my god! That one had me laughing so hard I fell out of my chair! Good one!
Munchkin101
Feb 16 2006, 09:07 PM
tehe, thanks, i thought of that after the eppy Care when they were talking about Chocolate bunnies.
Fancee
Feb 16 2006, 10:49 PM
Olivia- "Damn he's sexy i cant imagine him raping anybody".
Munchkin101
Feb 17 2006, 03:36 PM
Music starts to play, Cragen's door swings open, and he slides out in nothing but socks, a dress shirt, and his tighty whities singing "Take those old records off the shelf!" and shaking his groove thang! ... yeah I know its not something that he said, but I thought about this last night and it had me crackin up. Cragen doin the Tom Cruise thing. ha!
Lady_Croft
Feb 17 2006, 04:30 PM
Olivia : Oh yeah, well my dad could kick your dad's ass!
Munch : I got back together with my ex-wife
Cragen : Maybe I should just shut up and let you guys do
your jobs
Casey : The defense lawyer makes an excellent point...
Elliot : Did anyone else watch Oprah yesterday??
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