Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:15 AM
A fantasy for a Monday morning.
"Do you recall that short lived television series in the 1980's...Tales of the Gold Monkey?" asked Dieter.
"Ooo, I loved that one!" said Evan.
"Yeah, we watched it every week." added Hank.
"You wanted to be a pilot?"
"No, Mr. Lawson."
"Nah," said Hank, "He wanted to be Bon Chance Louie." Dieter pointed at Hank with one hand, and touched the tip of his nose with the other...indicating that he'd gotten it right on the nose.
"I have enough stories in my past to cultivate that air of mystery. And I can be quite charming when I have a few under my belt...not as much as I have now, of course. Now? Now I'm three sheets to the wind...and that just makes me silly."
Boris smiled and shook his head. "Dieter's Down and Out Dive Bar! I think I like this idea! I cannot help you if you want to settle in the Pacific, but I may be able to swing something in the Caribbean...or possibly Latin America.
"Oh, let us go with South America, sir. I already speak Spanish. And somewhere off the cruise ship trail. I do not want to serve pink drinks with little umbrellas to pasty tourists."
"You know," said Hank,"this is going to be the most neat, efficient, well-run dive bar in the Southern Hemisphere! And I'm sure Dieter will impose a certain...propriety on the local riff-raff."
Evan chuckled. "Eventually all the pirates will be wearing pocket squares to match their eye patches!" The group laughed.
"You joke, Mr. Lawson, but real pirates were actually quite fashionable. Fine clothing and accessories were how they advertised their success. They relished the opportunity to parade in formal events..."
"What kind of formal events would pirates have...a....pirates prom?"
Dieter chuckled. "A prom? Now there is a fine idea, Mr. Lawson. When I have my little bar, I shall hold one every year. And the seat of prom king shall be yours whenever you wish to join us!"
"That would be great! Cause, I never got to go to my prom. I was going to, but...I got stood up."
"That is such a sad story, Mr. Lawson." said Dieter, his eyes welling up a little. "Disappointment in love is such a hard thing." He threw his arm around Evan's shoulders and gave him a tight hug. "Now you have Miss Paige. Do not lose that, Evan. Do not be a miserable little man like me." He was quiet for a moment. "I shall miss all of you."
"We can keep in touch." said Hank. "Unlike pirates of old, we have the internet."
"Ah, then I may call upon you for first aid advice if I have to treat injuries after a bar fight."
"Of course!"
Dieter leaned back against the cabinet and sighed, and closed his eyes. "I look forward to polishing the brass trim, and facing all the labels on the bottles out, and listening to the piano player, and..." He trailed off. The group waited for a moment.
"And...?" asked Evan.
"And, he's done." Said Boris, standing. "I will have Gordon carry him back to his room to sleep it off. In the meantime, I have a phone call to make."
"You're buying him a bar?" asked Evan.
"Of course not, Mr. Lawson. I am going to call Leticia." Boris left the kitchen.
"Dang! I wanted to go to the pirates prom!"
***
Dieter sat at the table on his balcony, nursing a large mug of hot tea. It was cold out, but that was a good thing. It cut through the fog in his head and the nausea in his gut. His cell phone buzzed. Leticia. He gathered himself, and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Good morning, dove."
"Good morning."
"The snow has stopped."
"Yes. It should be only a couple of days now until the city is back to normal."
"I know. Thiago and Lorcan made it to the airport, but they had to get a couple of rooms nearby. Nothing is getting in or out yet."
"Ah. I am surprised they did not stay in the Hamptons."
"Well...Lorcan was ready to leave, I think."
"Oh?"
"Yes. I had a...discussion...with my son the day after our dinner."
"A discussion?"
"Yes. I understand that wants the best for me, but I am a grown woman and I did not appreciate being treated like a senile old lady. I am perfectly capable of knowing who I am and what I want out of life. And I will not brook rudeness from him toward you!"
"He was just being protective."
"He was being arrogant! He has been hanging around Thiago far too much! He has forgotten that he is not an aristocrat! His father was at that fancy school as a scholarship student, based on his intellectual merit, just like you were! His father worked for everything he had. Carlo had nothing handed to him. We lived in the midst of wealth without being of wealth, just like you. When he denigrates your hard work he disrespects everyone who works for a living...you...his father...and me." She heard Dieter being to laugh. "And just what is so funny?"
'I would not have wanted to be in your path!"
"Oh, dove, I wish you had been. I should have corrected him that very night!"
"No. I would not be in the middle of that for the world!"
"Well...Dean will be visiting next month. That will be very different, I assure you!" She sighed. "I missed you so much last night."
"Yes?"
"You know how when we are in my bed we can see through the skylight." She heard him give a little hmmm in response. "Well, the sky was clear, despite the snow. The moon was full, and it lit up every individual flake. It was like the night sky was filled with little diamonds. The fire was crackling in the background. I missed your body next to mine, all warm and fresh smelling. And I really missed your mouth...come home soon, Dieter."
"I will, my love. Until then..."
They ended the call. Dieter leaned back in his chair. "I suppose my dive bar is now on hold. Of course, one always needs a retirement plan. And every dive bar needs its entertainment. I wonder if Leticia can sing?" Dieter picked up his pen, turned the page on his note pad, and began to sketch a rough floor plan.