Gus don't be a ...
#1
Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:16 PM
#2
Posted 01 June 2010 - 11:06 PM
What r all of the "Gus don't be a ..." quotes? Just wondering.
Hmm, lemme think...
Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie
Gus, don't be exactly one half of an eleven pound black forest ham
Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua
Gus, don't be a silly goose
Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan
Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine
Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle
Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon
Gus, don't be William Zabka from "Back To School"
Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm
Gus, don't be a traveling wild berry
Gus, don't be a paranoid schizophrenic
Yeah, I remembered like, three of those. IMDB helped.
There may be more, I'm not sure.
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#3
Posted 02 June 2010 - 05:44 PM
Hmm, lemme think...
Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie
Gus, don't be exactly one half of an eleven pound black forest ham
Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua
Gus, don't be a silly goose
Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan
Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine
Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle
Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon
Gus, don't be William Zabka from "Back To School"
Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm
Gus, don't be a traveling wild berry
Gus, don't be a paranoid schizophrenic
Yeah, I remembered like, three of those. IMDB helped.
There may be more, I'm not sure.
Good list! There are a whole lot more, though. It would take like a whole page to list them!!! The only other one I can think of is "Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan," but I know there are a lot more.
#4
Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:59 PM
Gus, don't be the American adaptation of the British Gus.
Gus, don't be a gloomy you.
FYI - one of those above should say Traveling Wilbury, not traveling wild berry.
The Traveling Wilburys was a musical group of the late 1980s made up of
musical legends George Harrison, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty and Bob Dylan.
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#5
Posted 03 June 2010 - 03:02 PM
2 Gus, don't be exactly one half of an eleven pound black forest ham
3 Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua
4 Gus, don't be a silly goose
5 Gus, don't be a crazy hooligan
6 Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine
7 Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle
8 Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon
9 Gus, don't be William Zabka from "Back To School"
10 Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm
11 Gus, don't be a Traveling Wildbury
12 Gus, don't be a paranoid schizophrenic
13 Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan
14 Gus, don't be the American adaptation of the British Gus.
15 Gus, don't be a gloomy you.
16 Gus, don't be a myoptic chauaua [umm, yeah, I cant spell]
17 Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it
Does "Gus, don't be ridiculous count?" Its a "Gus, don't be..." quote, but it's not that funny out of context.
Gus: You're taking my name off the lease and the door and these Frisbees.
Shawn: Gus, don't be ridiculous. Look, I'm almost positive this isn't a load-bearing wall. But if you're really concerned, why don't you jump up and down in the attic to make sure?
So, 17. Maybe 18. At one per ep, we are missing... approximatly 30ish? Hmmmm
Neal: *Smiling* What?
Peter: Have you ever met a woman that didn't...?
Neal: *sigh* Brittany. Britany Nicole. Second grade.
Peter: ...
Neal: What? I had a gap in my teeth.
Juliet: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today.
Shawn: "Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in misuse of the word "literally"?
[epic=10] Me. [/fail]
#6
Posted 03 June 2010 - 04:27 PM
Gus, don't be the ribs that flipped over Fred Flintstone's car.
"Somebody forgot to drink their courageous juice this morning."
#7
Posted 03 June 2010 - 04:45 PM
One that was missed:
Gus, don't be the ribs that flipped over Fred Flintstone's car.
Good one! Which episode was that in? I think I remember him saying I just can't remember the episode.
#8
Posted 03 June 2010 - 04:46 PM
Good one! Which episode was that in? I think I remember him saying I just can't remember the episode.
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"Somebody forgot to drink their courageous juice this morning."
#9
Posted 03 June 2010 - 10:18 PM
Gus, don't be Nicholas Cage's accent in Con Air.
"Somebody forgot to drink their courageous juice this morning."
#10
Posted 03 June 2010 - 11:03 PM
Gus, don't be the third Thompson Twin with the dreads.
Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.
Gus, don't be Leon from the Like a Prayer video, or anything for that matter.
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#12
Posted 05 June 2010 - 10:22 PM
Aw. I was excited because I thought I knew one off the top of my head that nobody else had remembered...then I saw this post
Sorry about that.
Here's another one...
Gus, don't be Topher Grace running on the beach at the end of In Good Company.
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#13
Posted 13 June 2010 - 05:11 PM
25. Dont be William Zapner(what's he say? This isn't right is it)From back to school
Neal: *Smiling* What?
Peter: Have you ever met a woman that didn't...?
Neal: *sigh* Brittany. Britany Nicole. Second grade.
Peter: ...
Neal: What? I had a gap in my teeth.
Juliet: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today.
Shawn: "Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in misuse of the word "literally"?
[epic=10] Me. [/fail]
#14
Posted 13 June 2010 - 06:00 PM
Gus, don't be the last of the international playboys.
"Somebody forgot to drink their courageous juice this morning."
#15
Posted 18 March 2011 - 10:39 PM
Gus, don't be your jury summons I "accidentally" threw away last month along with something they call a W-2.
#16
Posted 18 March 2011 - 11:21 PM
gus, dont be the only black lead in a major basic cable network.....or something like that...
gus, dont be the sock that got lost in the dryer
gus, dont be fine young cannibals' cover of suspicious minds
Edited by jacuqelynjack, 18 March 2011 - 11:42 PM.
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"you named your fake detective agency psych? why dont you just call it, hey we're fooling you and the police department,hope we dont make a mistake and someone dies because of it."
"get your wood out of her face"
"as a rebecca lobo set shot!" "glass!!"
"Ben?......Ben!!!" "He's dead shawn."
"Read my thoughts" "........waffles!" " My god, that's amazing."
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#17
Posted 31 March 2011 - 05:59 PM
Shawn: I know how you feel about dead things.
Gus: What do you mean? I've seen it all.
Shawn: You've seen it all through the cracks in your fingers while your hiding your eyes.
Shawn: Yeah, Gus, it was right at the top of my ''to don't'' list.
Shawn: Gus, I kicked a board in half.
Gus: No you didn't.
Shawn: You're right. I didn't. But it splintered. Do you have any idea what this means?
Shawn: That dog is kind of an "A" hole.
Gus: It sees something.
Shawn: Yeah, urine stains on my pants.
Shawn: Boom. Boom. Boom. Muffins.
Shawn: I need to potty, okay? I know my body, and I know my stomach, and this could get really ugly.
Shawn: I'm on a banana sled jack. Come aboooooard.

#18
Posted 31 March 2011 - 07:09 PM
Gus, dont be the only game at chuck e. cheese that works
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"dude are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?"
"you named your fake detective agency psych? why dont you just call it, hey we're fooling you and the police department,hope we dont make a mistake and someone dies because of it."
"get your wood out of her face"
"as a rebecca lobo set shot!" "glass!!"
"Ben?......Ben!!!" "He's dead shawn."
"Read my thoughts" "........waffles!" " My god, that's amazing."
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
#19
Posted 01 April 2011 - 10:03 AM
Shawn: I know how you feel about dead things.
Gus: What do you mean? I've seen it all.
Shawn: You've seen it all through the cracks in your fingers while your hiding your eyes.
Shawn: Yeah, Gus, it was right at the top of my ''to don't'' list.
Shawn: Gus, I kicked a board in half.
Gus: No you didn't.
Shawn: You're right. I didn't. But it splintered. Do you have any idea what this means?
Shawn: That dog is kind of an "A" hole.
Gus: It sees something.
Shawn: Yeah, urine stains on my pants.
Shawn: Boom. Boom. Boom. Muffins.
Shawn: I need to potty, okay? I know my body, and I know my stomach, and this could get really ugly.
Shawn: I'm on a banana sled jack. Come aboooooard.

#20
Posted 03 April 2011 - 02:34 PM


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