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Monk: Natalie, please stop wearing fleshy-colored shirts. I can't even look at you imagining that your belly could be nakedish and your navel not centered.
And here's one from me: Monk: Paul Buchanan told me, that Natalie has a tattoo. Well, lets see if there are arse antlers (is a lower back tattoo). Explanation: I don't know if it is called arse antlers in the USA (the dictionary says that at least they use it in GB), but in German we do so.
This post has been edited by Ariana: Apr 1 2009, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE (kusa23 @ Apr 1 2009, 06:04 AM)
Ok, here's a 'new' one, go to it captioneers!!!!
Natalie: Mr. Monk, does this outfit make me look fat?
Monk: Naaaah!
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"No. They're not. No, never going there. Certainly not going there in the books. I don't think Andy has any intention of going there in the series either. I don't think he did with Sharona either." -Lee Goldberg on MFP when asked if there were seeds of romance in the Monk/Natalie relationship.
"Well, Natalie is affectionate. Sharona never was. Nataile will hug Monk, she'll kiss him, she'll caress him, she'll take his hand. She treats him like a loving brother. Not as...you know he's still Mr. Monk, she still refers to him as Mr. Monk, but she has an enormous amount of tenderness toward him that Sharona may have kind of hidden in abrasiveness. But it's not sexual and it's not romantic. I still believe that Natalie has grown to love Monk, but as you love an irritating brother or step sibling." -From MFP interview with Lee Goldberg, Monk series writer and author of Monk novels, when asked why some fans see romance when it's not there.
And here's one from me: Monk: Paul Buchanan told me, that Natalie has a tattoo. Well, lets see if there are arse antlers (is a lower back tattoo). Explanation: I don't know if it is called arse antlers in the USA (the dictionary says that at least they use it in GB), but in German we do so.
I've heard it called a 'tramp stamp' if you mean a lower back tattoo.
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QUOTE (Liv @ Apr 1 2009, 07:10 PM)
I've heard it called a 'tramp stamp' if you mean a lower back tattoo.
I thought tramp stamps were hickeys, or is that old person vernacular?
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"Me fail English. That's unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
"No. They're not. No, never going there. Certainly not going there in the books. I don't think Andy has any intention of going there in the series either. I don't think he did with Sharona either." -Lee Goldberg on MFP when asked if there were seeds of romance in the Monk/Natalie relationship.
"Well, Natalie is affectionate. Sharona never was. Nataile will hug Monk, she'll kiss him, she'll caress him, she'll take his hand. She treats him like a loving brother. Not as...you know he's still Mr. Monk, she still refers to him as Mr. Monk, but she has an enormous amount of tenderness toward him that Sharona may have kind of hidden in abrasiveness. But it's not sexual and it's not romantic. I still believe that Natalie has grown to love Monk, but as you love an irritating brother or step sibling." -From MFP interview with Lee Goldberg, Monk series writer and author of Monk novels, when asked why some fans see romance when it's not there.
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QUOTE (Ariana @ Apr 1 2009, 05:46 PM)
Monk: Natalie, please stop wearing fleshy-colored shirts. I can't even look at you imagining that your belly could be nakedish and your navel not centered.
And here's one from me: Monk: Paul Buchanan told me, that Natalie has a tattoo. Well, lets see if there are arse antlers (is a lower back tattoo). Explanation: I don't know if it is called arse antlers in the USA (the dictionary says that at least they use it in GB), but in German we do so.
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QUOTE (kusa23 @ Apr 5 2009, 08:55 PM)
Disturbed.....and hysterical!!!!
That IS really funny, BeastPolice! I love it! I also love the one you did a few pages back with Ted at the Monk 100th celebration. He didn't look too happy, did he?
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QUOTE (Beast_Police @ Apr 5 2009, 09:51 PM)
OMG! That really sounds like Monk. I bet he could do that in a desperation moment.
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