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#1 Shmooel_Cohen

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Posted 05 August 2008 - 09:54 PM

First off, whta is your favorite Psych quote? I'm asking this becuase I am thinking about a highschool senior quote, and it'd be great to use a Psych quote, so whats your favorite, or do you know of any that could be used in a senior quote situation? Thanks

#2 DeepPoet117

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 10:37 AM

Spellingg Bee:

"Banana: A yellow fruit, also, a kind of pudding, a delicious pudding."

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece:

"If I catch you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I can find at you."
"What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?"

"So, now I have a cat?"
"An orange tabby. Last Christmas, you made her a tiny Santa hat. It was adorable."
"Fantastic, I canít even have a make-believe boy cat."
"Gus, a boy cat wouldnít serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens."
"Pickles?"
"Mrs. Pickles is her full name, though Iím not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston."

"Howdy"

9 Lives:

"I dazzle and stretch."

Weekend Warriors:

"Ok, first of all, those were Skittles, and they have a rainbow of flavors."

"I wouldn't have gone with something as traditional as "we clear." You could've gone foreign, right? Comprende? Capisce? You could've had a little fun with it. You dig my gist, sweet pants?"

"Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch."

"Oh, you immoral man of low fiber! You should really eat more bran."

Who Ya Gonna Call:

"Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?"
"We don't have balls."
"I honestly have no response to that."
"Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?"
"Uh... The case gets solved?"

"Martin Brody? Roy Scheider's character from Jaws?"
"Yes, how'd you know?"
"I've seen Jaws."

Shawn vs. The Red Phantom

"This place is trashed."
"Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by."
"I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?"
"He used to trash hotel rooms."
"Used to. The man has kids now. He lives in France."

Forget Me Not

"Simba, I am your father."
"I don't think Mufasa said that."
"Ah, Mufasa, Vader, I'm Not Rappaport. It's all James Earl Jones."
"I'm Not Rappaport was Ossie Davis."
"It still works."

From Earth to Starbucks

"The jackal has arrived."

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

Poker? I Barely Know Her!

"Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie."

Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast

"Want to split a pineapple?"


American Duos:

"Spencer, you missed something. We found prints."
"Was he in a little red corvette?"
"Under the cherry moon?"
"Fingerprints."

"I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy."

65 Million Years Off

Shawn: It's like that movie, the one with, uh, Sigourney Weaver.
Gus: Aliens?
Shawn: No.
Gus: Alien.
Shawn: No.
Gus: Alien: Resurrection?
Shawn: Gus, the one with the holes and Shia LaBeouf.
Gus: They had holes in Shia LaBeouf?
Shawn: The holes are in the ground, dude, (motions to the field) like that. And Jon Voight was walking around all crazy.
Gus: Oh, Anaconda!
Shawn: Man, never mind.

Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds

Shawn: What time are you seeing that blind chick?
Gus: Gloria can't see me.
Shawn: (scoffs) Dude, I know how being blind works.
Gus: I mean she's booked, Shawn.

Lights, Camera . . . Homicidio

"Uh, hola. Me llamo Inspector Carlton Lassiter. Me gusta queso."

Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion

"My name is Black. His name is Tan. I can't believe you just made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family."

Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead

"Look at me, look at me, I love my hair. I can make obscure '80s references that nobody understands. Laugh at me, ha-ha Ö ha. Hey, know something about me? I have a motorcycle, but I never seem to be riding it."

Ghosts

"Don't you dare go boneless on me, Shawn!"

Murder? . . . Anyone? . . . Anyone? . . . Bueller?

"Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon."

"These areóthese are iconic film references I'm making tonight!"

Daredevils

"Dude, he's running! International sign of guilt!"

Gus: Let me go first. I'm more stealthy.
Shawn: In your dreams.
Gus: I'm as graceful as a gazelle, Shawn.
Shawn: You are not.
Gus: A jackal.
Shawn: Dude, a jackal is not graceful. It's like a rabid, vicious badger.

Gus: Do I rush you when you're doing your whole, "Ooh, I'm sensing this, I'm sensing that."
Shawn: Always, and you usually jab me in the ribs with your elbow, which is like a chocolate harpoon.

Hope this helps. I personally vote for the Pluto quote.

#3 LostEvi

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 03:47 PM

those are great quotes!
i love the cat one ~ they are all great!

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 07:16 PM

Rob-a-bye Baby

"She's writing the same sentence over and over again. Now, i don't know what that sentence is, but there is no configuration of words that makes that behavior acceptable."
Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassiter: Policemen don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.
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Mira's Mom: I like my men like I like my wine, white...and hairy.
Shawn: That made no sense....none...whatsoever

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 11:41 PM

Game Set Murder: "Su-pine." "You don't know what that means, do you?" "Okay, fine. Mr. Vocabulary wins. Mr. Vocabulary is the big winner tonight, people."

or How about my daughter's favorite from Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy: "I feel like Pepe LePew when he looked up phew in the dictionary. Phew? Me? No!"

There are so many to choose from, how can I pick a favorite?
"McNabb, hold back the Wonder Twins!"

"Somebody forgot to drink their courageous juice this morning."

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:21 AM

Yeahhh there are so many amazing quotes from Psych. I'm always quoting it in my day to day life lol.

I do say, "You know that's right." quite a bit actually, or I'll say, "I like that very much."

"You dig my gist sweetpants?"

...yeah, it's really hard to pick just one, cause like...almost every line ever written of this show is quite quotable lol.

"I'd rather shower with a bear." See? LOL, so many quotes.

But yeah, I'm always quoting this show.

Edited by sarcasmlove, 10 August 2008 - 12:21 AM.

"I've been having this
reoccurring dream where I'm flying over
Auckland on the back of a swan made primarily of
cocoa, his name is Clem."

"If you can laugh at yourself loud
and hard every time you fall,
people will think you're drunk." -Conan O'Brien

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 03:38 PM

I love when the Captain says "May I Be Frank" and Shawn says "If I can be Dean and You're Sammy" to Gus. Gus replies - "Why do I have to be Sammy?" and Shawn says "Well than u'll have to be Joey Bishop"

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 03:47 PM

Hey DeepPoet - I love the Prints/Prince Little Red Corvette u referenced! Hilarious!!!

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 04:13 PM

I liked it when Shawn called Lassiter "Lassidofilous" (sorry about the spelling.)



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Posted 10 August 2008 - 04:42 PM

Shawn: Hang on Doogie. Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?
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Shawn: The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!
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Shawn: But your eyes said yes.
Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 04:57 PM

oops mixed the last one

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 07:01 PM

Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?

Lassiter: We don't have balls.

Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

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Shawn: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 07:19 PM

Lights Camera Homocidio:
"No! You are wrong! I am not a murdererio! But I know who iso."
"These are my people. Artists, thinkers, dreamers...guys dressed as toast."

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops, He's Dead:
"Do you think he gets his jollies by taking pictures of your ding dong?!"

Poker? I Barely Know Her!:
"Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're refering to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."

Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast:
"And now, on behalf of the entire suit of the broken hearts, Alice will now lop off the queen's head!"
"Ok, here goes. This is so scary. I was lying in bed watching "One Tree Hill," my favorite show. Chad Michael Murray is so hot. And I had this cute liquid kitty alarm clock, it meows and blinks its eyes every half hour. So, all of a sudden, they just start blinking over and over and over, and then, it just stopped! And then, it let out this half meow: Mmmmraaa--! And then its tail fell off, and then... it exploded!"

American Duos:
"I feel like I have been incarcerated in a blueberry. This car makes me want to weep and then die."

Psy vs Psy:
"If I had learned how to laugh as a child I would right now."

And Down The Stretch Comes Murder:
"Sorry, Dad, this is like a genocide of color. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping."

I could put more, I can put more, I would put more, I should put more, but I shall not put more. That is not a quote, that is me saying that that is all the quotes I will use. Hope you use one.

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 08:00 PM

I liked it when Shawn called Lassiter "Lassidofilous" (sorry about the spelling.)



that wsa really funny! i was going to say something here but i had no clue of how to spell it :huh: so i'm glad you did :P
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 12:52 AM

For a yearbook quote? I would pick one of these if I had not already submitted mine:

  • 1. Shawn Spencer: Let's see, I'm getting multiple women. Was he a bigamist? A pimp? Did he sell children on the black market?
  • 2. Shawn Spencer: Kids - high school kids especially, they're just ruthless, judgmental, horrible little bastards.
  • 3. Shawn Spencer: Is there a reason you're standing so close to me?
    Vernon Stallings: Just looking.
    Shawn Spencer: Yeah, well, that's the great thing about looking - you can do it from far, far away.
  • 4. Shawn Spencer: True as toast!
  • 5. Shawn Spencer: Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.
  • 6. Shawn Spencer: Chips say you're a cheater, cheater, pumpkin-eater.
  • 7. Shawn Spencer: My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
  • 8. Henry Spencer: Just because you *can* do something doesn't always mean that you *should* do it.
  • 9. Special Agent Lars Ewing: That's ridiculous. If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now.
  • 10. Burton 'Gus' Guster: I don't need to see him, Shawn! Some people are just born evil: the kid from "The Omen", the Children of the Corn, Chad Michael Murray
  • 11. Meat is Murder, But Murder is Also Murder
  • 12. Shawn Spencer: Look, if I understood what you guys are saying... I'd still be a virgin.
  • 13. Dutch the Cluth: True story!
  • 14. Shawn Spencer: Remember the rule: Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.
  • 15. Juliet O'Hara: No body, no crime.
  • 16. Shawn - If you knew how many secrets I was keeping from you already, you would totally trust me.
  • 17. Shawn Spencer: Well played sir.
  • 18. Mrs. Gaffney: I like my wine like I like my men. White, and hairy.
I know that is a lot, but you asked. Good luck picking. I know that it is hard. It took me three weeks to pick mine.
Shawn Spencer: No, he didn't. You should have a degree in being wrong all the time!

R.I.P. Nick, Uncle Joey, and Bobby! <33

I just want to be a different woman.


Gwen Cooper: All I'm saying is: You are speeding, and there are children.
Owen Harper: Well, if kids are out at midnight, they've got it coming.


Captain John Hart: You live in a sculpture. Could you be any more pretentious?

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 03:07 PM

Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie!
Lassie: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Henry: [leans in very close] Are you busy on Saturday?
Shawn: You - you want me to come with you to awkward class?

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Shawn: Gus, don't be a gloomy you.
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 03:39 PM

It took me three weeks to pick mine.


Which one did you pick for yours? I'll be a senior this year as well, but I'm not sure if my school does senior quotes.

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Posted 11 August 2008 - 05:52 PM

I wish my school did senior quotes.
I would use either number seven on AngelsTales's list or "don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie"
B)
Lassie: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Henry: [leans in very close] Are you busy on Saturday?
Shawn: You - you want me to come with you to awkward class?

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Shawn: Gus, don't be a gloomy you.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 12:18 AM

"You want me to poke you in the eyes on the roof?" A new favorite lol
"I've been having this
reoccurring dream where I'm flying over
Auckland on the back of a swan made primarily of
cocoa, his name is Clem."

"If you can laugh at yourself loud
and hard every time you fall,
people will think you're drunk." -Conan O'Brien

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 01:24 AM

Which one did you pick for yours? I'll be a senior this year as well, but I'm not sure if my school does senior quotes.

My favorite part of the yearbook was the quote part. I didn't pick a quote from Psych. I was going to pick one from a David Bowie song. I then found one from a show I really liked. "Inspired is when you think you can do anything. Manic is when you know it." -Campbell, "Takin' Over the Asylum". That was my quote, but Psych quotes I picked (except for like 3 maybe) are one that I thought I wouldn't mind having as my yearbook quote or could to relate to me or four years of high school.
Shawn Spencer: No, he didn't. You should have a degree in being wrong all the time!

R.I.P. Nick, Uncle Joey, and Bobby! <33

I just want to be a different woman.


Gwen Cooper: All I'm saying is: You are speeding, and there are children.
Owen Harper: Well, if kids are out at midnight, they've got it coming.


Captain John Hart: You live in a sculpture. Could you be any more pretentious?




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