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#161 Spock

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 11:39 AM

Indeed, there are only 50 mentioned during the course of the shows run.
Inigo Montoya: You know Fezzik, you finally did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.



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Posted 02 November 2011 - 04:48 PM

Rule # 69 (how did we get 69?? I thought there were "about 50" - 69 is 'about 70'!!) *shurgs*

Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.

(I'd like to think this can be vice versa too!!!)


There was already a Rule 51 but since there are so many rules we're prolly still under a count of 50.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 06:05 PM

But Gibbs himself said that there were "about 50" rules. (the episode were Ziva 'joins' the team) I can accept Rule #51 because that's still "about 50". BUT to list a rule at "#69" we're no longer at the "about 50" range. (I'm guessing that Gibbs does know how to count and does not skip numbers as he counts.) ;)

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 03:30 PM

Leroy Jethro Gibbs Rules
1. never let suspects stay together
1. never screw over your partner
2. always wear gloves at a crime scene
3. dont believe what your told-double check
3. never be unreachable
4. the best way to keep a secret- keep it to yourself. second best- tell one other person. there is no third best
5. you dont waste good
6. never apologize- its a sign of weakness
7. always be spicific when you lie
8. never take anything for granted
9. never go anywhere without a knife
10. never get personally involved on a case
11. when the job is done walk away
12. never date a coworker
13. never, ever involve a lawyer
15. always work as a team
16. if someone thinks they have the upper hand- break it
18. its better to seek forgiveness then ask permission
22. never, ever bother gibbs in interrogation
23. never mess with a marines coffee if you want to live
27. two ways to follow: first way they never notice you- second way they only notice you
35. always watch the watchers
36. if it feels like your being played you probably are
38. your case, your lead
39. there is no such thing as a coincidence
40's are for emergany use only
40. if it seems someone is out to get you, there is
44. first thing first hide the women and children
45. clean up your own mess
51. sometimes- your wrong
69. never trust a women who dosent trust her man

and remember a slap to the face is an insult- to the back of the head is a wake-up call

#165 izzyamay

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 03:37 PM

in the episode "rule fifty-one" Shannon asks Gibbs why he didn't start with number one, so i don't think Gibbs has a rule for every number yet. he might skip around a bit.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:53 PM

Rule # 42 - Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker-punched you.

(ep.9.16)



[hopefully] fully updated up to this point (except for the episode number for Rule #69. anyone remember?):

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #1: Never screw (over) your partner. (Blowback, 4.14)
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told; double check. (Yankee White, 1.01)
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (Deception, 3.13)
Rule #4: If you have a secret, keep it to yourself. The second best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best. (Blowback, 4.14)
Rule #5 Don't waste good. (Baltimore, 8.22)
Rule #6: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness. (Flesh and Blood, 7.12)
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille, 1.23)
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (Probie, 3.10)
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill, 1.13)
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case. (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away. (Sempter Fidelis, 6.24)
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker. (Enigma, 1.15)
Rule #13: Never, ever involve lawyers. (Collateral Damage, 6.07)
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (Leap of Faith, 5.05)
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand… break it! (8.24)
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War, 3.04)
Rule #21: There are 2 ways to follow someone. 1st way, they never see you. 2nd way, they Only see you. (7.24)
Rule #22: Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation. (Smoked, 4.10)
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee. (Forced Entry, 2.09)
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: (1st) They never notice you; (2nd) They only notice you. (Jack Knife, 7.15)
Rule # 35: Always watch the watchers (Baltimore, 8.22)
Rule #36: If you feel like you’re being played, you probably are. 9.01
Rule #38: Your case, your lead. (Bounce, 6.16)
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (Obsession, 7.21)
The 40s are only used in emergencies!! (7.24)
Rule #40: If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are. (Borderland, 7.22)
Rule #42: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (9.16)
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children. (Rule Fifty-One, 7.24; first mentioned in Patriot Down, 7.23)
Rule #45: Clean up your messes. (Rule Fifty-One, 7.24)
Rule #51: Sometimes - You're wrong. (Rule Fifty-One, 7.24)
Rule # 69: Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man (?)

Unofficial Rule: We don't believe in coincidence.
Unofficial Rule: But we do believe in bad luck.
Unofficial Rule: Don't speak geek speak, speak English.
Unofficial Rule: A slap in the face was humiliating, whereas a cuff to the back of the head was a wakeup call).
Unofficial Rule: Always anticipate
Unofficial Rule: Don't call Ziva 'Ma'am' and don't call Jenny 'Madam Director', if you want to live.
Unofficial Rule: When hacking the CIA's database, give the person doing the hacking a get out of jail free pass.
Unofficial Rule: When breaking others' rules, do not get caught.
Unofficial Rule: If you want to gain access to a secure area to investigate, carry a cup of coffee and some paperwork and act like you belong.

Edited by Reiterin, 22 February 2012 - 12:21 AM.

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 01:10 PM

heh, does it count that i've kept a file on all of them? :D

1. Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White)
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White)
3. Don't believe what you're told, always double check. (Yankee White)
4. Never say you're sorry.
7. Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille)
8. Never take anything for granted. (Probie)
9. Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill and Missing)
12. Never date a co-worker. (Enigma)
15. Always work with a team. (Leap of Faith)
18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War)
22. Never interrupt during an investigation. (Smoked)
23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry)
26. Never apologize -- it's a sign of weakness.

Mentioned, not sure of:
3. Never be unreachable. (Deception)



Rule #35- ALWAYS watch the watchers

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 01:12 PM

Rule #35- ALWAYS watch the watchers



Rule #1- Never screw over your partner

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:44 PM

Gibbs Rules
To be obeyed at all times. Consequence is a slap to the back of the head.


1
Never let suspects stay together.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together.
1
Never screw (over) your partner.
Gibbs: "Number one supersedes all of the others."
Jenny: "Never screw your partner?"
Gibbs: "Never screw OVER your partner."

2
Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
3
Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Gibbs: "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check."
Kate:
"Should I write these rules in my Palm Pilot or crochet them on pillows?"

3
Never be unreachable.
Ziva (after trying to reach McGee): "Rule number three..."
Tony: "Never be unreachable.

4
If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
Jenny: "It's your fault you know."
Gibbs: "For what, leaving or coming back?"
Jenny: "For teaching me your rules. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person if you must. There is no third best. (walking away) That's rule number four isn't it?"

5
You don't waste good.
6
Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one."
7
Always be specific when you lie.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie."
8
Never take anything for granted.
Abby (to McGee): "Rule number eight is gonna save you McGee!"
Tony:
"Never date a co-worker? "
Ziva
(to Tony): "Never go anywhere without your knife. "
Tony
(to Ziva): "Thought that was nine."
Gibbs:
"Never take anything for granted."
Abby
(to Gibbs): "Correct El Jefe. But then again you did make up the rules."
9
Never go anywhere without a knife.

Gibbs (while handing his knife to Tony): "Rule number nine:"

Gibbs & Kate (in unison): "Never go anywhere without a knife."


Tony: "Rule nine."
Atlas: "What?"
Tony: "Ya know those rule they teach you guys in the Marine Corps."
Atlas: "What rules?"
Tony: "Huh, I always suspected the fact that Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well... rule nine is, ah
(undoing his belt), never go anywhere (pulling out his knife) without a knife."

10
Never get personally involved in a case.
Gibbs: You okay?
Tony: Not really. I broke rule number ten. Again. Never get personally involved in a case.
Gibbs: Yeah. That's the rule I've always had the most trouble with.
11
When the job is done, walk away.
Gibbs: "Rule number eleven, DiNozzo."
Tony:
"I would never date a co-worker boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even—that's twelve. Eleven... when the job is done, you walk away.
12
Never date a coworker.
Kate (to Tony): "Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you." Gibbs (just walking in): "That would be the reason for rule number twelve."
Kate: "Rule twelve?"
Gibbs: "Never date a co-worker.

13
Never, ever involve lawyers.

Tony: "Which means you've been here one day and already broken Gibbs' rule number thirteen."
Dwayne: "Rule number thirteen?"
Tony: "Yeah, rule number thirteen: Never, ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty."
15
Always work as a team.
Jenny: "I heard your agents are pitted against each other. Wasn't that Gibbs' rule number fifteen? Always work as a team."
Gibbs: "Not on this one."

16
If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
18
It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Jenny (to Gibbs): "Number eighteen: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission."
22
Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
Tony (to Ziva): "Rule number twenty-two: never, EVER bother Gibbs in interrogation."
23
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Kate (to Tony): "Maybe next time you should remember rule... twenty-three..."
Marine (laughing): "Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live."
27
There are two ways to follow someone.

  • 1st way - they never notice you;
  • 2nd way - they only notice you.
35
36
Always watch the watchers.
If it feels like you're being played, you probably are.McGee (to Gibbs) "Boss he's a computer tech. That means he could have hacked out servers and got Ducky's report."
Abby ( to Gibbs) "How on earth did you...?"
Gibbs (to both Abby and McGee) "Rule 35"
Abby and McGee (together
) "Always watch the watchers. 38
Your case, your lead.
Gibbs (to Tony): "Your case, your lead. I think it's a rule."

39
There is no such thing as coincidence.
40
If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are.
Gibbs (to Abby): "Rule forty."
Abby (to Gibbs
): "If you think someone is out to get you, they are."
42
Don't ever accept an apology from someone that just sucker-punched you.
Gibbs (to Dr. Samantha Ryan): "Yeah, well I got some rules of my own, too. Rule number 42. Don't ever accept an apology from someone that just sucker-punched you."
Ryan:
"I didn't apologize."
44
First things first, hide the women and children
Gibbs (to Camila Charo to tell Mike Franks): "Tell him Rule 44"
Shannon
(to Gibbs): "Forty-four. First things first, Hide the women and children. You're actually writing these down?
45
Clean up your messes.Tony (to Gibbs): "Where are you gonna be?"
Gibbs (to Tony): "At the mess I gotta clean up."
Tony (whispers to Ziva)
: "That's 45 ... basically."
51
Sometimes - you're wrong
Gibbs (written after reminiscing about his wife and his rules)
69
Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.Gibbs(to Fornell about their mutual ex-wife)

Edited by mikey4483, 31 July 2012 - 03:02 PM.


#170 izzyamay

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Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:09 PM

Leroy Jethro Gibbs Rules
1. never let suspects stay together
1. never screw over your partner
2. always wear gloves at a crime scene
3. dont believe what your told-double check
3. never be unreachable
4. the best way to keep a secret- keep it to yourself. second best- tell one other person. there is no third best
5. you dont waste good
6. never apologize- its a sign of weakness
7. always be spicific when you lie
8. never take anything for granted
9. never go anywhere without a knife
10. never get personally involved on a case
11. when the job is done walk away
12. never date a coworker
13. never, ever involve a lawyer
15. always work as a team
16. if someone thinks they have the upper hand- break it
18. its better to seek forgiveness then ask permission
22. never, ever bother gibbs in interrogation
23. never mess with a marines coffee if you want to live
27. two ways to follow: first way they never notice you- second way they only notice you
35. always watch the watchers
36. if it feels like your being played you probably are
38. your case, your lead
39. there is no such thing as a coincidence
40's are for emergany use only
40. if it seems someone is out to get you, there is

42. don't ever accept an apology from someone that just sucker-punched you
44. first thing first hide the women and children
45. clean up your own mess
51. sometimes- your wrong
69. never trust a women who dosent trust her man

and remember a slap to the face is humiliation— to the back of the head is a wake-up call


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 09:56 AM

Do you know where could i find to exchange all the NCIS DVDs online? I have all 24, Friends and NCIS LA which i don't want to but I could swap them!

Anybody knows Godigging?

#172 ghostmarine

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

okay guys (maggots : ) ) listen up!! here are the total of known gibbs' rules (so far, at least):

rule 1: never let suspects stay together.
rule 1: never screw over your partner.
rule 2: always wear gloves at a crime scene.
rule 3: don't believe what you"re told; double check.
rule 3: never be unreachable.
rule 4: the best way to keep a secret; keep it to yourself...second best; tell one other person-
if you must...there is no third best.
rule 5: don't waste good.
rule 6: never apologize-it's a sign of weakness.
rule 7: always be specific, when you lie.
rule 8: never take anything for granted.
rule 9: never go anywhere/leave home, without a knife.
rule 10: never get personally involved in a case.

rule 11: when the job is done, walk away.
rule 12: never date a co-worker.
rule 13: never, ever involve a lawyer.
rule 15: always work as a team.
rule 16: if someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
rule 18: it's better to seek forgiveness, than ask permission.
rule 22: never, ever bother gibbs during an interrogation.
rule 23: never mess with a Marine's coffee...if you want to live.
rule 27: there are two ways to follow someone; first way, they never notice you,
second way, they ONLY notice you.
rule 35: always watch the watchers.
rule 36: if you feel like you're being followed...you probably are.
rule 38: your case, your lead.
rule 39: there is no such thing as coincidence.
rule 40: if it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.
rule 44: first things first; hide the women and children.
rule 45: clean up the messes you make/never leave behind loose ends.
rule 51: sometimes-you're wrong.

dismissed!!





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