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#1 londongalsw6

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 11:18 AM

The show has quoted off Gibbs rules over the course of five seasons. How many can you name?

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 02:17 PM

Hi Bubba here, ...

The show has quoted off Gibbs rules over the course of five seasons. How many can you name?


I think I know a couple, but I'm not a 100% sure.


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Posted 05 March 2008 - 06:50 PM

heh, does it count that i've kept a file on all of them? :D

1. Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White)
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White)
3. Don't believe what you're told, always double check. (Yankee White)
4. Never say you're sorry.
7. Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille)
8. Never take anything for granted. (Probie)
9. Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill and Missing)
12. Never date a co-worker. (Enigma)
15. Always work with a team. (Leap of Faith)
18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War)
22. Never interrupt during an investigation. (Smoked)
23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry)
26. Never apologize -- it's a sign of weakness.

Mentioned, not sure of:
3. Never be unreachable. (Deception)
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Posted 04 April 2008 - 02:02 AM

heh, does it count that i've kept a file on all of them? :D

1. Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White)
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White)
3. Don't believe what you're told, always double check. (Yankee White)
4. Never say you're sorry.
7. Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille)
8. Never take anything for granted. (Probie)
9. Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill and Missing)
12. Never date a co-worker. (Enigma)
15. Always work with a team. (Leap of Faith)
18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War)
22. Never interrupt during an investigation. (Smoked)
23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry)
26. Never apologize -- it's a sign of weakness.

Mentioned, not sure of:
3. Never be unreachable. (Deception)


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Posted 05 April 2008 - 08:17 PM

YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!

I always wondered but never knew!

So cool!

Thanks! :)



Tony just told McGee that one of Gibbs' rules is no eating in the truck. Then when Tim tossed his burger in the garbage Tony said that maybe he was mistaken and that Gibbs' rule was actually 'no eating in autopsy.'

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 07:18 PM

heh, does it count that i've kept a file on all of them? :D

1. Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White)
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White)
3. Don't believe what you're told, always double check. (Yankee White)
4. Never say you're sorry.
7. Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille)
8. Never take anything for granted. (Probie)
9. Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill and Missing)
12. Never date a co-worker. (Enigma)
15. Always work with a team. (Leap of Faith)
18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War)
22. Never interrupt during an investigation. (Smoked)
23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry)
26. Never apologize -- it's a sign of weakness.

Mentioned, not sure of:
3. Never be unreachable. (Deception)


4. Never say you're sorry.


I just watched "Yankee White" and rule #4 was mentioned. But I also know this rule is mentioned liberally throughout every season.

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:14 AM

I just watched "Yankee White" and rule #4 was mentioned. But I also know this rule is mentioned liberally throughout every season.


I'm watching the episode called, "Blowback" and Jennie begins telling Gibbs some of his rules at about the 15:30 mark.

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Jenny

"The best way to keep a secret: keep it to yourself. Second best: tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. That's rule #4 isn't it?"

Gibbs

"Number 1 supercedes all of the others."

Jenny

"Never screw your partner?"

Gibbs

"Never screw over your partner."



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Posted 24 September 2008 - 06:01 PM

there's a great video on youtube that sums these up. it's called "gibbs' rules" and was made by NCISmelanie.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:45 AM

New Rule:
#38-Your Case, Your Lead
from this weeks episode: Bounce

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 03:43 PM

only three off the top of my head

Never mess with a marines coffe- if you want to live
Always carry a knife
dont say sorry its a sign of weakness

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:57 PM

The show has quoted off Gibbs rules over the course of five seasons. How many can you name?


I believe a nice piece of NCIS merchandise, would be a poster with Gibbs on it and all his 50 rules.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:12 PM

It would be a great gift if USA came out with a poster with all the rules, when the show is ending. :huh:
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 11:26 PM

Just heard this one:
Rule #13- Never ever involve lawyers, things are bound to turn nasty.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 04:57 PM

ok so I remember alot of them I have a habit of writing them down...
anyway there are repeat #s because some #s are repeated...

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. This rule supersedes all other rules.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #4: Never say your sorry.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule #38: Your case, Your lead

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Gibbs: You lost your protection detail in Paris. You went missing for 21 hours, where were you?
Jenny: You sound like a jealous husband.
Gibbs: How would you know?
Jenny: Don't touch that! It's scotch you drink bourbon
Gibbs: So do you
Jenny: I had another visitor, before you arrived unannounced.
Gibbs: Did he duck out the back?
Jenny: Now you do sound like a jealous husband

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Olivia: No, I wouldn't have. Did you really expect me to? Did you really expect me to cause your death, Elliot? What about your kids?
Elliot: I don't know. I just couldn't get that boy out of my head.
Olivia: What about me?

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 09:10 PM

Here's a duplicate number:

3. Never be unreachable (Deception)

Edited by michvhf, 06 April 2009 - 09:15 PM.


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Posted 16 April 2009 - 07:24 PM

The show has quoted off Gibbs rules over the course of five seasons. How many can you name?

never date a coworker,and keep the suspects together.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 09:31 AM

#1. Never screw over your partner. This rule supersedes all other rules.
#1. Never let suspects stay together.
#2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
#3. Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
#3. Never be unreachable.
#4. The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
#4. Never say you're sorry ( Don't apologize ). It's a sign of weakness.
#7. Always be specific when you lie.
#8. Never take anything for granted.
#9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
#12. Never date a co-worker.
#13. Never ever involve a lawyer. Things are bound to turn nasty.
#15. Always work as a team.
#18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
#22. Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
#23. Never mess with a marine's coffee ( if you want to live ).
#38. Your case, your lead.

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I if it interesting, that this "list" has numbers which aren't constant. Apparently, the writers don't record the rules they come up with.

This vid is created by NCISmelanie ( as previously posted ). As she ( the creator ) states, this vid was made in 2007.

Gibbs Rules


This thread should be kept going, being able to add to it when we hear a rule.
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 09:38 AM

We need the USAAdmin to pin or sticky it.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:24 AM

#1. Never screw over your partner. This rule supersedes all other rules.
#1. Never let suspects stay together.
#2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
#3. Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
#3. Never be unreachable.
#4. The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
#4. Never say you're sorry ( Don't apologize ). It's a sign of weakness.
#7. Always be specific when you lie.
#8. Never take anything for granted.
#9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
#12. Never date a co-worker.
#13. Never ever involve a lawyer. Things are bound to turn nasty.
#15. Always work as a team.
#18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
#22. Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
#23. Never mess with a marine's coffee ( if you want to live ).
#38. Your case, your lead.

.................I like all of them........live by many of them and ..............................:)
Inigo Montoya: You know Fezzik, you finally did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.



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Posted 22 June 2009 - 03:03 PM

I believe a nice piece of NCIS merchandise, would be a poster with Gibbs on it and all his 50 rules.
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That would be a great idea !! :D

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