Disclaimer thingy..: I don't own SVU, though I REALLY wish I owned Elliot. I also don't own Red Bull, in fact I've never even tried it. All I own is my overactive imagination. So, enjoy [&&] please remember that this is HIGHLY sarcastic [&&] nothing is to be taken offencively.
Righty tighty, so it was just another blah ol' Monday morning in the squadroom. Olivia [&&] Elliot were still pooped out from their arguement yesterday [&&] Lake was tired because he'd been clubbing all night yesterday. Munch of course was explaining to Finn how the gum factory was on a mission to ruin all shoes on Earth as Finn chomped on some minty fresh gum. Just then Casey ran in singing "Red High Heels" by Kellie Pickler. She was wearing a mini skirt which had Lake staring [&&] Elliot covering his face. "HOLY shxt" Olivia said once she lifted her head off her desk [&&] looked at Casey. She started laughing histerically. Munch for the first time of his life was DEAD silent.
Hope you liked it ..
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 08:27 PM
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 08:29 PM
LOL Wow. Nice job.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 08:33 PM
LOL Wow. Nice job.
THANKz!
It's not that funny yet but hopefully it'll get funnier SOON.
Lets just say I plan on bring some "FRIENDS" back.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:29 PM
THANKz!
It's not that funny yet but hopefully it'll get funnier SOON.
Lets just say I plan on bring some "FRIENDS" back.
--Det.
not to sound stupid, but is that suposed to insalt casey novak???
Tribute to Casey Novak!
Diane Neal Fan For Life:
Defense Attorney: My client is sick, your honor, she cannot stop. Whenever she is under stress she will make herself ill.
ADA Casey Novak: Well gee why don't we let her off before she injects herself with HIV.
Casey: What did I do?!
Judge Donnelly: Your not even going to say hi to your boss?
Casey: Hi! What did I do?
ADA Casey Novak: [Novak goes to a judge's home to get a signature on a search warrant. She finds him playing poker with four other judges] I've had this nightmare before, only I was naked.
Judge Lena Petrovsky: How charming.
Judge Joseph P. Terhune: I hope you have a good reason why I should disrupt the sanctity of the dead.
ADA Casey Novak: I have a convincing but lengthy argument that would disrupt the sanctity of your poker game.
here's a tribute to the best ada that has ever been on svu! i will fallow in your footsteps Casey!
love:
K.C.
Diane Neal Fan For Life:
Defense Attorney: My client is sick, your honor, she cannot stop. Whenever she is under stress she will make herself ill.
ADA Casey Novak: Well gee why don't we let her off before she injects herself with HIV.
Casey: What did I do?!
Judge Donnelly: Your not even going to say hi to your boss?
Casey: Hi! What did I do?
ADA Casey Novak: [Novak goes to a judge's home to get a signature on a search warrant. She finds him playing poker with four other judges] I've had this nightmare before, only I was naked.
Judge Lena Petrovsky: How charming.
Judge Joseph P. Terhune: I hope you have a good reason why I should disrupt the sanctity of the dead.
ADA Casey Novak: I have a convincing but lengthy argument that would disrupt the sanctity of your poker game.
here's a tribute to the best ada that has ever been on svu! i will fallow in your footsteps Casey!
love:
K.C.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 12:21 AM
OK I liked it but I am blinding trying to read.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 04:05 PM
Hi Bubba here, it's pretty good.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:00 PM
Not meaning to be mean or anything Det. McPDQ but you may want to change your font color to black because that neon green can be rather hard to read.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:42 PM
Come on that was great I hope you post the next chappy soon
"E/O is way prettifuller. Like a flutterby."
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Okay my friends i'm Work Experience so I have very little time spare so I'll be away for a while. If you want to reach me PM me. I'll check it and respond ASAP.
Miss you guys a lot!
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:56 PM
Ok, first off I'd like to thank EVERYONE for their comments.
Next.. I'd like to let everyone know I won't be using NEON green anymore.
Finally, I'd like to repeat myself in saying that this fanfic is suppose to be funny not insulting.
I am not trying to insult Casey Novak. I love her character.. this fanfic is going to be completely insane, it's everything that will basically never happen. Or that I want to happen. So please keep all comments coming. I'll post the next part tomorrow because it's WAY TOO late.
--Det.
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Posted 10 February 2008 - 10:18 AM
arrrgh it tomorrow today and I am waiting. I want to laugh! Gimme something to grin about!
"E/O is way prettifuller. Like a flutterby."
-ElphabaAlexandra
Okay my friends i'm Work Experience so I have very little time spare so I'll be away for a while. If you want to reach me PM me. I'll check it and respond ASAP.
Miss you guys a lot!
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 04:22 PM
Oops.. sorry.
I'm back [&&] I'm whack..
So,lets get this show on the road.
"What the {BEEP word} are you doing Casey?!" Finn yelled when he took off his earphones [&&] noticed the entire scene in the squadroom. Olivia who was still laughing like she was INSANE ended up falling off her chair. "I'm tryin' out for the Special Victims Unit talent show ya'll" Casey replied in her Kellie Pickler accent. "TALENT SHOW?!" everyone said in unision. Olivia looked up at Elliot from the ground. "See Elliot I told you we could finally put our talent to use", Olivia said then resumed laughing.
JUST THEN.. CAPTAIN WALKED IN...
--Det.
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 09:49 PM
good!
but ahh! you stopped!
i need more!
but ahh! you stopped!
i need more!
'Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
'Yes.'
'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
:D
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
'Yes.'
'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
:D
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:59 PM
Olivia jumped up right a way. But when she saw Captain dressed in a full black suit with a top hat she collapsed right down onto the floor again in hysterical laughter.
Elliot:Um, Captain. Nice um..
Munch in a sarcastic tone:Nice, attire. Meeting anyone special?
Casey:WHOAH.. Captain you and Donnelly BOW CHICKA WOW WOW ing tonight.
Captain looked at Casey and smiled.
Captain:Yeah, Casey. Something like that.
Elliot:Whoah.. wait.. Donnelly and???..
Lake:What the freak Captain's doing Donnelly..
Captain glared at Lake.
Captain:Don't push it new boy I'll hit you with a pile of so much work I'll have your hungover azz spinning in circles.
Elliot smirked.
Elliot:So, Cap. You're going out at *looks at watch* 12:00 in the afternoon in a suit.. with a top hat.
Finn: YEAH! Dude. You're forgetting the cane!
Captain runs back into his office with his cane in his hand.
Captain:Geesh "DUDE", thanks for the reminder!
Finn:No prob Cap have fun wit your hun.
Captain:I shall.
Captain walked out.. just then everyone realized Olivia was no longer on the floor laughing..
SHE'd..... DISSAPEARED!!
Elliot:Um, Captain. Nice um..
Munch in a sarcastic tone:Nice, attire. Meeting anyone special?
Casey:WHOAH.. Captain you and Donnelly BOW CHICKA WOW WOW ing tonight.
Captain looked at Casey and smiled.
Captain:Yeah, Casey. Something like that.
Elliot:Whoah.. wait.. Donnelly and???..
Lake:What the freak Captain's doing Donnelly..
Captain glared at Lake.
Captain:Don't push it new boy I'll hit you with a pile of so much work I'll have your hungover azz spinning in circles.
Elliot smirked.
Elliot:So, Cap. You're going out at *looks at watch* 12:00 in the afternoon in a suit.. with a top hat.
Finn: YEAH! Dude. You're forgetting the cane!
Captain runs back into his office with his cane in his hand.
Captain:Geesh "DUDE", thanks for the reminder!
Finn:No prob Cap have fun wit your hun.
Captain:I shall.
Captain walked out.. just then everyone realized Olivia was no longer on the floor laughing..
SHE'd..... DISSAPEARED!!
--Det.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 01:57 PM
For MariskaxGee my bestest friend/ bestest fan! "FRACK"=D
Elliot:Oh my gosh where did Olivia go?
Casey:Beats me she probably pee'd her pants..
Munch:The floor isn't wet though.
Elliot:Casey could you go check if she's in the bathroom?
Lake: I will!
I'll add more later on today.
--Det.
Elliot:Oh my gosh where did Olivia go?
Casey:Beats me she probably pee'd her pants..
Munch:The floor isn't wet though.
Elliot:Casey could you go check if she's in the bathroom?
Lake: I will!
I'll add more later on today.
--Det.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 02:59 PM
Hey! I added a whole chapter for youuu
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lol
jk
DUN DUNN DUNNN wheres livv?? ahhh!
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lol
jk
DUN DUNN DUNNN wheres livv?? ahhh!
'Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
'Yes.'
'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
:D
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
'Yes.'
'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
:D
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Posted 19 February 2008 - 09:08 AM
Everyone stared at Lake.
Casey: No, It's good I'll go check.
On her way to the bathroom she saw Elliot approach her.
Elliot:Casey. Be careful in there. You know how Olivia is after she eats beans.
Casey:Awwwwww, I told you to keep her away from those El! A girl likes being able to breathe in and out and not smell crap for a week , yah know?!
Elliot gave Casey a sad face.
Elliot: I'll back you up..
*he took out a double duty airwick-lysol spray gun*
Casey:Oh, that's new. Mind getting me one? Two weeks ago Olivia got drunk and slept over my house.
Lets just say.. my bathroom is currently still traumatized.
Elliot smiled. Elliot: Sure, I'll getcha one. Abby made me it.
Casey:Who the fxck is Abby?
Elliot: Justa friend of mine.
Casey shook her head and entered the bathroom slowly and cautiously.
Casey: No, It's good I'll go check.
On her way to the bathroom she saw Elliot approach her.
Elliot:Casey. Be careful in there. You know how Olivia is after she eats beans.
Casey:Awwwwww, I told you to keep her away from those El! A girl likes being able to breathe in and out and not smell crap for a week , yah know?!
Elliot gave Casey a sad face.
Elliot: I'll back you up..
*he took out a double duty airwick-lysol spray gun*
Casey:Oh, that's new. Mind getting me one? Two weeks ago Olivia got drunk and slept over my house.
Lets just say.. my bathroom is currently still traumatized.
Elliot smiled. Elliot: Sure, I'll getcha one. Abby made me it.
Casey:Who the fxck is Abby?
Elliot: Justa friend of mine.
Casey shook her head and entered the bathroom slowly and cautiously.
--Det.
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Posted 19 February 2008 - 08:37 PM
oh my liv.
well, i guess livs shxt stinks
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well, i guess livs shxt stinks
=]
'Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
'Yes.'
'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
:D
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
'Yes.'
'Have a biscuit, Potter.'
:D
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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:38 PM
Yesh, Liv shxt does stink!
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Casey:EEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
Elliot: Take this.
He handed Casey a mask.
Casey:Oh.my.CRAP! OLIVIA?!
Elliot: I regret buying her those bean burritos now...
Casey:Oh,my gosh.. El..
Elliot:I know, I know. Sorry.
Casey had her head down looking at the shoes under the stall..
Casey: No, El. Those aren't Olivia's feet.
Elliot:WHO IS IT THEN!?!
All of a sudden the most unexpected of people came out of the stall..
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--Det.
--Det.
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Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:56 PM
Yesh, Liv shxt does stink!
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Casey:EEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
Elliot: Take this.
He handed Casey a mask.
Casey:Oh.my.CRAP! OLIVIA?!
Elliot: I regret buying her those bean burritos now...
Casey:Oh,my gosh.. El..
Elliot:I know, I know. Sorry.
Casey had her head down looking at the shoes under the stall..
Casey: No, El. Those aren't Olivia's feet.
Elliot:WHO IS IT THEN!?!
All of a sudden the most unexpected of people came out of the stall..----------------------------------------------------------
--Det.
OMG!!!! LOL! PLS CONTINUE!!! I CANT EVEN TYPE RIGHT NOW, I AM L.M.A.O.!!!!!
HA! PLS PLS CONTINUE!!!!! YOUR HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tribute to Casey Novak!
Diane Neal Fan For Life:
Defense Attorney: My client is sick, your honor, she cannot stop. Whenever she is under stress she will make herself ill.
ADA Casey Novak: Well gee why don't we let her off before she injects herself with HIV.
Casey: What did I do?!
Judge Donnelly: Your not even going to say hi to your boss?
Casey: Hi! What did I do?
ADA Casey Novak: [Novak goes to a judge's home to get a signature on a search warrant. She finds him playing poker with four other judges] I've had this nightmare before, only I was naked.
Judge Lena Petrovsky: How charming.
Judge Joseph P. Terhune: I hope you have a good reason why I should disrupt the sanctity of the dead.
ADA Casey Novak: I have a convincing but lengthy argument that would disrupt the sanctity of your poker game.
here's a tribute to the best ada that has ever been on svu! i will fallow in your footsteps Casey!
love:
K.C.
Diane Neal Fan For Life:
Defense Attorney: My client is sick, your honor, she cannot stop. Whenever she is under stress she will make herself ill.
ADA Casey Novak: Well gee why don't we let her off before she injects herself with HIV.
Casey: What did I do?!
Judge Donnelly: Your not even going to say hi to your boss?
Casey: Hi! What did I do?
ADA Casey Novak: [Novak goes to a judge's home to get a signature on a search warrant. She finds him playing poker with four other judges] I've had this nightmare before, only I was naked.
Judge Lena Petrovsky: How charming.
Judge Joseph P. Terhune: I hope you have a good reason why I should disrupt the sanctity of the dead.
ADA Casey Novak: I have a convincing but lengthy argument that would disrupt the sanctity of your poker game.
here's a tribute to the best ada that has ever been on svu! i will fallow in your footsteps Casey!
love:
K.C.
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Posted 22 February 2008 - 03:43 PM
Thanks! And I LOVE your signature!!!
Casey threw her mask off.
Casey:Oh,HELL NO!
Elliot ran and grabbed onto Casey so she wouldn't beat up ...DANI!
Casey: Bxtch you better run.
Dani: I did, when you started singing. Which is why I'm in the bathroom.
Elliot who still had his mask on ran out of the bathroom with Casey in his arms.
When they got into the squadroom everyone was staring at them.
Munch: Have a fun time in there?
Casey: Let me go!! Let me at that bxtch!
Lake:Is she talking about Olivia?
Elliot:She's talkin' about Dani..
Everyone in the squadroom besides Lake who was oblivious as to who Dani was gasped.
The whole squadroom went silent.. then Dani walked in.
Casey:No, no I don't think so!
Casey bit Elliot.
Elliot:OWWWWWW!
Casey chased Dani around the squadroom.
Casey is my new fav. SVU character.
Her and Liv make such a difference in my life.
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Her and Liv make such a difference in my life.
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Casey threw her mask off.
Casey:Oh,HELL NO!
Elliot ran and grabbed onto Casey so she wouldn't beat up ...DANI!
Casey: Bxtch you better run.
Dani: I did, when you started singing. Which is why I'm in the bathroom.
Elliot who still had his mask on ran out of the bathroom with Casey in his arms.
When they got into the squadroom everyone was staring at them.
Munch: Have a fun time in there?
Casey: Let me go!! Let me at that bxtch!
Lake:Is she talking about Olivia?
Elliot:She's talkin' about Dani..
Everyone in the squadroom besides Lake who was oblivious as to who Dani was gasped.
The whole squadroom went silent.. then Dani walked in.
Casey:No, no I don't think so!
Casey bit Elliot.
Elliot:OWWWWWW!
Casey chased Dani around the squadroom.
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